Sunday, May 18th 2008
She Needs Super Glue
Who the fuck did this to Salma Hayek?! Her personal fake eyelash applier must be executed! This is not acceptable. It's also not acceptable that Salma kept her chichis to herself. Salma has the greatest chichis in the business and she must show them off. A falling lash and covered up chichis. I'm disappointed! Penny Cruz would not be pleased.
Salma attended the Cannes premiere of "Indiana Jones and the Battle for the Last Cialis Pill" tonight. Harrison Ford brought his mummy to the premiere. Oh, silly me. That's Calista Flockhart. The bitch looks so frail. She needs an Ensure. I've also thrown in some Cate Blanchett. Perfect as usual. Boooring.
Ah Cate! She's like a breath of fresh air.
MK, you know you are so digging on Salma's "MILKERS"!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
It's about time this fug bitch kept her girls to herself.
I'm so tired of these hags shoving their udders in my face.
It's smothering.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
notice how ford's hands are always on ally mcbeal. shes too frail to stand on her own.
i too feel shafted by salma. BRING ON THE CHI-CHIS!!!!!
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I dont think, I drink.
Officially the unsexiest premiere EVAR.
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
I think that Calista looks very pretty as usual.
Submitted by yolie on May 18, 2008 - 9:50pm.
He's almost 46 and I don't think they are or will be married. I see that his dad owns the company and made Francois-Henri CEO. In Japanese, "boh-chan"!
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Salma has an eyelash out of place MK?
Had'nt noticed.
There was a story on Lossip (a.k.a. Beaner Gossip) about how Salma was rude to a fan that wanted an autograph, maybe this is karma.
Also about her husband being old, he is actually in his 40s. He looks old for his age and she looks young for her age(she's 40 or 41). He does look pretty old though.
Mike:
I think of Cate much like I do Sarah Jessica Parker - an average-looking woman who's able to look fantastic with tasteful make-up, hair, and clothing.
Actually the difference between Sarah and Salma is that Sarah looks like a witch and Salma does not!
Did someone mention purses? *perks up*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHxDr0xdpU4
Flappin' Cate Blanchett!! You know how there's a spectrum in all things? Okay, so maybe you don't or there's not, either way; Cate Blanchett just spit out her third kid, like what 3 days ago and looks this stunning?! The opposite end? Britney Spears. Thank God the rest of you women fall somewhere in the middle cuz if the majority of women were like Cate, I'd have to become a serial killer!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHxDr0xdpU4
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 18, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Plus the free PURSES.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
these lovely ladies look a tad more matronly than usual.
Submitted by Raven on May 18, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 6:33pm.
ugh .. but he's OLD and UGLY! and not like she doesn't have her own money .. ladies .. is it really worth it?
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He's extremely powerful and power can be very sexy. As for being ugly, meh, ugliness or beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I don't find him ugly at all. (Shit, we are talking about Salma's pepaw aren't we? Just to make sure I'm homing in on the right conversation)
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Skybitch - you are so right! That dumb bitch makeup artist of hers did not use the Salma-strength eyelash glue.
Submitted by JosiePie on May 19, 2008 - 12:13am.
SALMA IS A GODDESS
yep, i'll agree with that
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"And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill"
SALMA IS A GODDESS. Unfortunate about that frigging eye lash, but it still does not take away from her utter breathtaking supreme gorgeousness. I'm so happy MK put the 2 most beautiful women in H-wood on my list, Salma & Cate together. I'm not digging Cate's dress all that much, however, overall she still looks incredibly stunning. She ALWAYS looks stunning.
Next to the Supreme Hotnesses of Salma H and Cate B, Claista F looks like a travel size bottle of windex.
As for the eyelash thing, i have never worn a pair in entire life (old hippee) but it would seem to be something you would notice in the car ride over...
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
Submitted by Green Acres on May 19, 2008 - 12:19pm
haha! thanks! yeah... i wish i had some earrings like that... im shallow as all hell sometimes myself...
Hahahahha James Haven....she's paying now for her mistake.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
She's so hot she melted her eyelash glue.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
MaryKay has a special glue for fake eyelashes. If only Salma ordered it when James Haven told her to, this embarrassing moment would have never happened. She wanted to be cheap and use the 99 cents crap. Serves her right!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by beephonkbeep on May 18, 2008 - 9:09pm.
You probably aren't unobservant. I am just exceedingly shallow.
That being said, I love Stuart, and I adore your avie. :)
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
call me unobservant but i didnt even realise her eyelash was messed up lol! it took me like a minute and i was like... oohhh. I was too busy looking at the jewels in her ear. i love sparkly things!
Wouldn't you just take both eyelashes off rather than have one riding up like that? How annoying.
Personally, I always carry an extra set (w/glue) just for life's little emergencies.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
after she saw these pictures, i'm sure on salma's command, the witch that did those horrid eyelashes was immediately beheaded...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
OMG. She is very gorgeous. I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "mil lionaireloves. c om"". Was she dating with a rich man? Is she single?
I'd go gayelle for Penny but not for Salma.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Ok, no one sabotages Salma's hot, ESPECIALLY when it comes to the chichis. It's just not done. You DO NOT disrespect the chichis...You will go to hell for that shit. (it's in the Bible peeps, look it up). No, I do not approve of the non-chichiesque attire AT ALL. And the eye lash mishap? SABOTAGE! Heads will roll...ooh, and then I can slather them with BBQ sauce, and...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*. Better dash, just in case....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Raven- I'd like to think I wouldn't be one of those women who'd find that attractive. Let's leave it at that......lol
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Raven on May 18, 2008 - 5:30pm.
what is THAT about?
Lemme think.... Hot? No.... Great artist? No. Fellow Spaniard? No. Willing to stay and grow old together? Nope. No idea what she sees in him.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Homegirl wouldn't need make up to play Frieda in a sequel. All she needs is to let those man brows grow a couple of days.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 6:33pm.
ugh .. but he's OLD and UGLY! and not like she doesn't have her own money .. ladies .. is it really worth it?
*shudders*
Submitted by Raven on May 18, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Raven, he is a BILLIONAIRE. Some women find that kind of man very attractive.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 6:13pm.
yea speaking of .. what is THAT about?
i so totally do not get that pairing .... i always saw her with some hot guy .. like antonio bandares in desperado ....
a celine dion complex?
*ponders*
Submitted by Raven on May 18, 2008 - 4:44pm.
i've never seen a star have an eyelash malfunction
Now we know she isn't perfect. (Her baby-daddy will now buy the eyelash plant and close it.)
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
I've been feeling ill all day. Seeing Cate Blanchett makes me feel better, such is her power.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 5:39pm.
*applying smelling salts to Raven*
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lol ... thanks Sheeps .... although you know that looks kinda cool .. i've never worn fakes.
i've never seen a star have an eyelash malfunction ...
it kind of looks like it has a life of it's own ..... like a praying mantis
Submitted by harlee25 on May 18, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Cate never looks bad on a red carpet!!! She's gorgeous, but in a non-conventional way. love the dress
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you mean RARELY. I remember a few atrocious outfits, but 98% of the time, she is flawless.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by Raven on May 18, 2008 - 4:36pm.
*applying smelling salts to Raven*
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
movie stars wear fake eyelashes?!?!?!?!
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i'm sooo disillusioned ....
I think of Cate much like I do Sarah Jessica Parker - an average-looking woman who's able to look fantastic with tasteful make-up, hair, and clothing.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Oh My lord!! Selma....why?! I've worn false lashes plenty of times and you can feel when they are lifting off of your eyes. Why wouldn't she just get off the red carpet and have one of her handelers fix that?! Ugh!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 7:03pm.
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Oui j'admet que tu es pas mal bon. Et droll.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Cate never looks bad on a red carpet!!! She's gorgeous, but in a non-conventional way. love the dress
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Salma is gorgeous, except for her mouth and teeth...don;t like 'em.
LOVE Cate. She is gorgeous and a phenomenal actress.
False eyelashes look great- when they're not peeling off.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
All three are wearing gorgeous dresses. I approve. I personally love Calista's.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 4:03pm.
ce n'est pas toujours vrai, mon ami
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."