Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Birthday Sluts

Katie Price aka Jordan (30)
Caridee English (23)
Maggi Q (29)
Ginnifer Goodwin (30)
A.J. Langer (34)
Alison Eastwood (36)
Naomi Campbell (38)
Johnny Gill (42)
Morrissey (49)

Posted by: Michael K


racketeer's picture

Morrissey is 49? I'd still hit that.

gucci's picture

I wonder what eddie gave johnny for his birthday?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Puggles's picture

Jordan does not look only 30. 45 I could believe, but not 30.

Faith's picture

Jordan is 30 in dog years.

I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on RichMingle.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot

SeH's picture

Wow, I share a birthday with Naomi Campbell?! Blech. Gotta get extra wasted tonight.

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Who wears false lashes to lunch?

Haribo's picture

dammit MK! why didn't you use a pic of naomi instead?! why is this whore jordan famous anyway!? she's plain fug.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Huh! A.J. Langer--no kidding! What the hell is she doing these days? She was great on My So-Called Life, but I don't remember her from anything else after that.
Oh, well. Happy birthday, A.J.

Another birthday is just another thing for Morrissey to bitch about.

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Katie Price aka whogivesafucknutsalad

Happy Birthday Naomi, you're not old at all (seriously you're beautiful- don't hurt me!)

Jordan? I can't believe she is 30 she doesn't look a day over...

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Submitted by S_G on May 22, 2008 - 7:43am.
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Her implants are ridiculous! And before she did all that crap to her body and face, she gave off a very Elizabeth Berkeley-esque vibe.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Colie's picture

Wow... I cannot believe I am older than Jordan. I seriously thought she was in her mid to late 30's - at least. I'm 31 and I still get ID'd in lounges and bars... thank God for good genes I suppose...

Farrah's picture

WTF?? that orange thing aka Jordan just TURNED 30?? bitch, please! maybe it's her tit's implant's brithday, but there is on way this bitch is only 30! i'm 32 and that bitch looks like my Holocaust-survivor grandma! (actually, my grandma looks better..)
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tree's picture

I love Ginnifer Goodwin!

And I can't believe Jordan is only 30! I just got an ego boost!

elegantlady's picture

Jordan is only 30????? Yeah right!

Happy Birthday Johnny Gill..."no homo".(right, tell Eddie that I say, 'Hi'.)

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Morrissey wrote a song about his birthday: "So I went to my party, and I really, really didn't want to be there, because no one goes to their birthdays anymore, So I left, and took the bus home, and it was sad, so sad, So I slept, until next year."

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justice's picture

Happy B'day Maggie Q! X x

--thanks awfully--

DeeDee's picture

I believe you S_G, but only because I'm too lazy to click your link. LOL I love you kitty avi. ♥

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Morrissey: How I dearly wish I was not here...have a melancholy birthday, baby.

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m's picture

I'm surprised Caridee is only 23... she looks a lot older.

yay!it's my barfday too!

you know what? I just I just saw her profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", she post many sexy pics there, an officer of site confirmed that she is dating with a young billionaire there!

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Submitted by DeeDee on May 22, 2008 - 8:35am.

Happy Birthday Ginnifer!

Jordan is a damn lie teller! No way she is 30.

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She actually is only 30.
I remember when she was a young, fresh, pretty, breast implant free glamour model in The Sun (British newspaper) She was just barely out of her teens.
It has been a very ROUGH decade. She succeeded in fugging herself up.

Check out the young Jordan in the slideshow...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1193726.ece

S_G's picture

A.J Langer (RAYANNE from 'My So Called Life') is 34!?
I feel so old!
Plus, I am still pissed the show was cancelled!
I really should get over it, it has been 14 years.
Can you believe that?

DeeDee's picture

Happy Birthday Ginnifer!

Jordan is a damn lie teller! No way she is 30.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Try to have a happy happy, Morrissey.

Nice pic. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

OMG! How did I miss Morrisey? ♥

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The C word's picture

Morning all and Happy Birthday!

If Jordan is 30, than PP must really be 29.

Happy Birthday to Morrissey!

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MJF's picture

49, huh? Time to grow up, Morrissey.

Naomi's lucky to have lived 38 yrs. If she had been a postal worker, those former employees of hers would have offed her by now.

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Elegant, the way she eats her fish.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Happy Birthday, Ginnifer! Hot 'Big Love' slut!

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

She's only 30?!?! She looks SOOO much older already. What sort of mess will she be at 40 - it will be fun to watch the next 10 years.

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Nice, MK! Bwhaa hahha!! Great picture of that uber-Ho, Jordan!!

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chris1984's picture

http://www.intimatemingle.com

But who knows she had a profile at ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so