Sunday, May 18th 2008
This Is What Every Mother Should Look Like
I need to find out where Shauna Sand buys her elegant dresses, because my mother could use a few of those. I could ask my neighborhood tranny prostitute (every neighborhood has one) where Shauna bought this dress and they would tell me.
Nothing says "devoted mother of 3" like hot pink leopard. You know the mothers at the PTA hate on Shauna hardcore. They are just jealous. They are especially jealous of the "shoot the ping-pong ball out of the coochie" trick she performs every year at the school talent show. They wish they had her skills and her lucite heels.
Here's a couple more pics of Our Lady of Lucite outside of Foxtail nightclub in Hollywood last night. I'm pretty sure she applies her make-up using paint-by-numbers. Flawless!
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Why dress like that at any age unless you want to actually be a prostitute or a whore? It's an altogether bad idea.
that is an unattractive woman with zero class.
Wow, she brings trashy to a new low.
She looks like a chimpanzee in drag.
Her body looks nice, but it's sad when that's the only thing going for you. She just looks empty.
I want to beat her over the head with those fucking lucite heels.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
dont these people know the younger you dress when youre older the older you look. she looks like she could be in her early 40's.
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Those pussy lips of hers are not quite large enough to distract from her Dumbo-esque ears.
Her ears are so skank-effective she can probably hear the rinse cycle starting at Heidi Fleiss' laundromat from L.A.
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The sad thing about Shauna Sand is that she has pretty features but she just ruins them with all that makeup and fake tanner. She is mid-30's and too old to dress like a whore, too.
Someone needs to scrub that whores face and give her a make-under!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 1:24pm.
I'll log out, come back later. Maybe then it will show up.
Don't forget your cutie nudie shots!
Barbie HOmemaker!
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I'll log out, come back later. Maybe then it will show up.
Others are seeing my avie, how come I can't see it?
After watching the Bachelor, it's quite clear that Lorenzo Llamas is a closeted homosexual. I mean all his women look like Pete Burns!!!!
***Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 12:18pm.
BeigeBaby -
How much did your tatas cost??
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Her look is very Barbie & The Rockers, which takes me back.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 18, 2008 - 10:17am.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Stop, you are killing me!!! What did I do to deserve this>!>!>! I give and I give and I give and what do I get back ?!!? BUPKES?!?!?!?!
I don't need this tsuris.
Beige Baby, go to your room!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Yea right, like I'm supposed to believe she knows how to work her iphone.
Since I rank her and ShitShit at about the same level, gwad knows that changes hour to hour, I look at Shauna and then at Shitney and wonder, is Shauna's secret diet the lucite heals?
Shitney should replace her broke boots with a pair or two.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Gee, I thought gals like her don't want to be seen with eyebrows. That's really throwing me off...
BeigeBaby -
How much did your tatas cost??
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
All kinds of wrong. From the roots to the hooves.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 18, 2008 - 12:13pm.
p.s., i have the same body as her....
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Same brain too.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
If you survive that ho's radioactive birth canal on your way out of it, you are invincible dude, you can take whatever the world throws at you.
You obviously have no idea how embarrassing it is be working YOUR street corner only to see three other gurls there in the SAME hot pink leopard print dress. And now, Shauna too!
Of course, the dress usually doesn't stay on for very long.
Makes me want to turn in my tranny prostitute union card.
Toughest part of the night is trying to find your clear lucite heels.
I usually trip over mine on the way out.
Whoa, check out those ears!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
p.s., i have the same body as her but I don't disrespect it w/pink leopard
My formative years would have been better if my mom had gone to more nightclubs.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
I'm curious as to what her ethnic background is. I know she tries to come off WASPish but is she really a Latina?
I bet guys like those jug ears of hers.
They'd make good handles when she gives head.
I don't know about this broad. Mariah Carey married Tommy M when she was pretty young, so I think her reasoning for dressing like this is because she missed out on her younger years. I don't think Shauna Sand was that young when she married LL, so for her to dress like this at this stage of her life is pretty silly...(if any of that made any sense)
Her ovaries look well cared for.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
what an ugly woman.