Sunday, May 18th 2008
This Is What Every Mother Should Look Like
I need to find out where Shauna Sand buys her elegant dresses, because my mother could use a few of those. I could ask my neighborhood tranny prostitute (every neighborhood has one) where Shauna bought this dress and they would tell me.
Nothing says "devoted mother of 3" like hot pink leopard. You know the mothers at the PTA hate on Shauna hardcore. They are just jealous. They are especially jealous of the "shoot the ping-pong ball out of the coochie" trick she performs every year at the school talent show. They wish they had her skills and her lucite heels.
Here's a couple more pics of Our Lady of Lucite outside of Foxtail nightclub in Hollywood last night. I'm pretty sure she applies her make-up using paint-by-numbers. Flawless!
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By the way, have you guys seen the pictures of Shauna's three daughters? She dresses them up like sluts and puts make-up on them like Jon Benet-Ramsey.
It's quite pathetic.
nasssss-teee.
MK must be hung over.. I came back looking to see what other crap he has for us today and Shauna is still the top story.
With all that makeup she surely buys and slathers all over her face -- couldn't she at least buy some powder to take the SHINE off her face?
She still looks like a whore.
Don't most chicks realize when you are young -- you use more make-up to look older and get away w/shit.. When you are older, you use less makeup to look younger.
Apparently someone forgot to inform Shauna Sand of this.
Surprised she's not regularly beat up by other prostitutes for walking their turf, regularly picked up by the cops after neighbors reported her soliciting, or just molested on the way to her parked car. Maybe just in DC.
I think the saddest thing is that she doesn't realize what a joke she is! It's hard to make fun of someone when they won't even understand it
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
You know what they say- it costs a lot of money to look that cheap.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
And you know what's even funnier? I bet this bitch paid top dollar to look like this. Seriously.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
WTF? This shit isn't long enough to be a dress, that´s a damn shirt she's wearing! Look at that crap! It barely covers her ass!
And while our dear Shauna did fuck her face with shitty plastic surgery and cheap-ass makeup, she never looked good in the first place. She looked HUMAN, granted, but not pretty.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
is she waiting for a call from her pimp?
she didn't need to breed, either...
let SOTE Michelle Duggar have them all and keep trashy skanks from popping any out
and please don't let Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton ever discover their wombs!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
I hope I never embarrass my future children like that.
Trisciut, shame on you! A thong and tassles would be much more appropriate!
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Cracker, at my PTA meetings they want me naked.
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Submitted by Triscuit on May 18, 2008 - 1:12pm.
heehee. I bet that helps with grades from the male teachers? How are you today?
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..I usually wear my BLUE fuck~me dress to the PTA meetings.
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"The royal penis is clean,Your Highness."
I was so distracted by the huge lips, I didn't notice that she has enormous ears.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
MK, did you go back to bed?
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What did she look like pre surgery? Probably pretty nice. I seriously want to see her have a make under and I guarantee she'd shave off YEARS. No fake bake, natural hair color, A TRIM AND STYLE, tailored but feminine clothes. I agree with everyone saying you look older the more you try to look younger.
She HAS to see some of these comments about her - so she must just not care. Eh.
I would be mortified out dancing at clubs all the time when everyone knew I had 3 kids to take care of. She's ghetto.
Damn, she is super ugly. She only has herself and her plastic surgeon to blame.
And what exactly does she do?? In all the pics I've seen of her she is always standing outside a nightclub. Doesn't she do anything else?!
Man, if I needed a moustache wax THAT bad, the last thing I'd want to do is draw that much attention to it with flubber lips and pink metallic gloss...
Desperate does not equal sexy.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Oh, the UW arboretum huh? Better check the bottom of your shoes for used condoms before you get back into your car.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 18, 2008 - 1:05pm.
She's such a natural beauty, so obviously untouched by the wretched hands of a cosmetic surgeon that I'n not surprised that she dresses so demurely and lady like.
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I agree with Tigerlilly! Shauna is a delicate flower, a desert orchid, a miracle of beauty. Orange as the sunset, with shoes of pure plastic, reminiscent of Cinderella, and lips like a lovely goldfish.
You all are just haters. :D
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I automatically assume any woman whose face is injected, stuffed and starved, who is so thin that there isn't a curve anywhere and is tanned to the point of "no, just no" is at least 40. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of all this "anti-aging" crap?
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
I understand trying to hold onto one's youth and vitality but she's looks ridiculous. She's trying too hard to look young and instead she looks used up, old, and desperate.
does she eat, sleep, and take a dump in those shoes?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 11:45am.
Submitted by leica on May 18, 2008 - 11:43am.
My thoughts EXACTLY. We are going to the Arboretum.
You know, to get away from the crowds.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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LOL Nice!
We did the same sort of thing yesterday to enjoy some solitude and went The Cheese Festival at Pike Place Market!
FYI - I'm so going to Croatia. The lecture at the Rick Steves' place up in Edmonds was awesome! Highly recommend those.
Have a good day! I'm out. :)
Submitted by leica on May 18, 2008 - 11:43am.
My thoughts EXACTLY. We are going to the Arboretum.
You know, to get away from the crowds.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Ha ha ha! Mrs. K
Nice day we're having isn't it? I need to get in the shower and get outside. It's back to the usual weather tomorrow I hear.
My eyes just involuntarily rolled into the back of my head to save themselves from this vision.
Sure, who wouldn't want to have long slim legs? I got thighs like Britney.
But I love them!
No big thighs=No speed skating.
Anyone want to live in a world without speed skating?
I didn't think so.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by DisabledMess on May 18, 2008 - 11:38am.
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Nice body but I'm not too crazy about the lips.
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Thank you!!! She has (had) one of those bodies where you could put on anything and it would look good.
YankeesDaily
Nice body but I'm not too crazy about the lips.
you are funny.
dude if I were her kids, I would be embarrassed that she is my mother.
http://www.momsword.org
That bulbous nose! Yes, she should get it bobbed.
Hi Beigebaby.
I have to say that I would love to have her body without the implants and the orange skin. I think it's perfect. That being said, it's hideous with what she's done to it.
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All that maintenance and yet still she won't get a nose job. She looks like she has a penis on her face.
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c mon mikie you're doing slow man!
any mornin wood up here????
I've never even seen this woman and now she is relevant, why? Her step daughter wins on the bachelor and now she's in the spotlight? Go put some clothes on and get back to your kids - she looks like she's getting ready to work the red light district!!
The sad thing about Shauna Sand is that she has pretty features. The sad thing about this post is that someone actually thinks she has pretty features. Take a closer look at that Playboy Mansion party post. She doesn't have pretty features or bone structure. Some are fooled by the fake contacts, hair bleach & tons of makeup. With or without that, she just doesn't have the bone structure.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 18, 2008 - 11:05am.
She's such a natural beauty, so obviously untouched by the wretched hands of a cosmetic surgeon that I'n not surprised that she dresses so demurely and lady like. Sure, it's a bit "old fashioned", but, as you can plainly see, she's totally wearing the timeless hot pink leopard print micro mini-dress and classic clear lucite heels, they are not wearing her, nor are they distracting from her fresh as a daisy girl next door quality. She's like a young Doris Day with the fashion sense of Audrey Hepburn...innocent, yet graceful as a swan, a true icon I say...
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Ha ha ha!!!
The sad thing is that it looks like before she got implants and did that to her lips she actually was a natural beauty.
She has perfect legs, feet and posture. Her face is symmetrical. Take the fake boobs away and who wouldn't want a body like hers? Then wash off the makeup and spray on tan, make her hair a more natural color and she was a gorgeous girl. Why the hell did she do this to herself???? I don't get it.
I don’t care how much fucking make up she uses. How many times her face gets shots, whatever.
She is looking so fucking ugly and also like one serious sunset blvd tranny. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww who could fuck that.
she has a girl next door freshness i find very appealing...so natural!!!
She's repulsive. I wonder who is raising her daughters, since obviously she's too busy trolling the streets of Hollywood looking like a 2fer1 hooker to raise them herself.
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She's such a natural beauty, so obviously untouched by the wretched hands of a cosmetic surgeon that I'n not surprised that she dresses so demurely and lady like. Sure, it's a bit "old fashioned", but, as you can plainly see, she's totally wearing the timeless hot pink leopard print micro mini-dress and classic clear lucite heels, they are not wearing her, nor are they distracting from her fresh as a daisy girl next door quality. She's like a young Doris Day with the fashion sense of Audrey Hepburn...innocent, yet graceful as a swan, a true icon I say...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Omg, what the hell happened to her face?? poor woman
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 10:03am.
Aphid, she was actually quite attractive before she started messing with her face.
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Then that's really the tragedy here! Why would she do that?
And does this woman actually date anyone? Oh wait a minute, this is L.A., she's probably got her proverbial dance card full...
Aphid, she was actually quite attractive before she started messing with her face.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Sorry, she is a complete butterface.