Sunday, May 18th 2008
This Is What Every Mother Should Look Like
I need to find out where Shauna Sand buys her elegant dresses, because my mother could use a few of those. I could ask my neighborhood tranny prostitute (every neighborhood has one) where Shauna bought this dress and they would tell me.
Nothing says "devoted mother of 3" like hot pink leopard. You know the mothers at the PTA hate on Shauna hardcore. They are just jealous. They are especially jealous of the "shoot the ping-pong ball out of the coochie" trick she performs every year at the school talent show. They wish they had her skills and her lucite heels.
Here's a couple more pics of Our Lady of Lucite outside of Foxtail nightclub in Hollywood last night. I'm pretty sure she applies her make-up using paint-by-numbers. Flawless!
I wonder if she's nervous her penis is showing in that dress
Wow, I almost feel pity for her... cuz she's sooo God awful looking, but somehow she thinks she looks hot!
Are her toes curling over the front of her invisible shoes? Ick! They are loooong too!
Elegance and Grace!!!
Does she even know how to use that phone? LOL
Can you say BLOTTING PAPER?!
Exquisite shoes though
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being chased by a big fat big-boned peasant w/a death wish. Look out! She's gonna blow!
Her toes have always freaked me out. They are just too damn long. They look like they are trying to crawl off her shoe.
She really needs to lighten her eyebrows.
That picture should be in the dictionary under "fuck me pumps"
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She's so pretty. I think I saw her profile on www. iwanttotortureandkillthesespammers.c om.
Topic: Is this what people mean when they say hot tranny mess? Though not so hot, and heavy on the mess.
i just want to get some moist towelettes and aloe vera and wipe her face off and put some aloe on it because it looks like that makeup is burning her skin off.
Submitted by chris1984 on May 18, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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Why does someone discriminate black? I don't think love is just belongs to white. I'm a black and but my hubby is white. We met at --intimatemingle.com-- which tell us love is color blind. Our love proved this. I hope each one will not discriminate blacks.
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I hear ya sister. Why all the interspecies hate too? My fuck buddy and I met on beastialitymingle.com. Yeah, so don't be a discriminating fucker....
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Why does someone discriminate black? I don't think love is just belongs to white. I'm a black and but my hubby is white. We met at --intimatemingle.com-- which tell us love is color blind. Our love proved this. I hope each one will not discriminate blacks.
Submitted by justjane on May 18, 2008 - 8:05pm.
I adore those shoes!!! She needs to hawk them on QVC...with Marie Osmonds dolls.
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GASP! A Marie Osmond Shauna Sand doll????? With Lucite heels???? This MUST happen. It simply must, but, if it does, break the news to MK in small doses...otherwise his sick little gay brain might burst...Oh and ixnay on the eobePhe(f)ay ricePay ollday....Shhhhh....it's too much for him, baby steps, gay little baby steps with a mouthful of tranny along the way...*Calling QVC*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
anyone got a link to what she looks like sans makeup?
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
I adore those shoes!!! She needs to hawk them on QVC...with Marie Osmonds dolls.
Ever notice all the klassy hookers have French manicures on their toes?
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on May 18, 2008 - 8:03pm.
She should send some of those lucite heels to that Dugger woman. At least Shauna doesn't have a 144,000 brats dropping from her twat every nine months.
Unfortunatly, it doesn't seem like Shauna can be bothered by the 3 kids SHE DOES have...
I am disappointed Shauna didn't take my previous advice about filling her heels with water, aquarium gravel, and goldfish for a little variety.
She should send some of those lucite heels to that Dugger woman. At least Shauna doesn't have a 144,000 brats dropping from her twat every nine months.
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But all the pretty, pretty ones
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fmeshia, good post! I'm glad you were able to get through that. Shauna Sand desperately needs help, she's pitiful. She reminds me of that song by Heart, "You look so insane . . . Bebe Le Strange"
that's disgusting!! She doesn't have any sense of class or dignity at all! and her fucking toes are falling over the edge of her ugly plastic shoes...
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You just know the PTA bitches have already called child protective services and have cited "Lucite heels" as a reason for why her kids should be taken away
Christ, she's worse with those heels than Britney is with her Boots of Extreme Fugliness™. I bet she wears them in the shower to keep them their clearest.
Submitted by Pers on May 18, 2008 - 2:21pm.
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Amen! Jelly h8ters drinking their haterade by the gallon. U wish u looked like her, you big butt Mom jeans wearin' jellus bitches with retarded eyes...:-)
Ok, on a serious note, writing like that even in jest, causes serious brain damage. Mah brain ain't workin' right, y'all...See?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Someone should tell Frankenhooker that less is more.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 18, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by mike on May 19, 2008 - 5:36am.
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Mike, LMAO at the car ad! What the living fuck?
Crazy rednecks...
That is some funny shit! LMAO
"This Is What Every Mother Should Look Like"
An underfed Yeti that's been dipped in Nair?
Shauna was once pretty before the facial surgery imo, but she's had those implants for a very long time. They've always been too big for her frame. I don't think the way she looks is really harming anyone. Tacky, yes, but she's not really that offensive to me. Maybe I have a soft spot because Lorenzo Lamas dumped her so abruptly and in such a cold way that was a total shock to her. And she had three of his kids. She just seems sad and desperate. When I was suddenly single after six years I went with the platinum hair color, spray tanned two or three times a week and was anorexic. Nobody told me I looked bad but when I met my now husband he pretty much could see through all of the phoniness and told me to stop tanning, tone down the hair and start eating and I would be much more attractive. He was right.
Submitted by mike on May 19, 2008 - 5:36am.
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Mike, LMAO at the car ad! What the living fuck?
Crazy rednecks...
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on May 18, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I bet guys like those jug ears of hers.
They'd make good handles when she gives head.
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LOL! That IS why her ears are so big, from alll those times she gave head.
Her toes look like fingers and her pinky toe is like, hiding or something.. wth lol
I don't know MK, I pretty sure lucite heels will not go with my mom jeans.
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I betcha it's not a dress, it's actually a tank top.
WHORE! When I picture a whore this is who I see!
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 18, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Who is more orange.....Jordan or Shauna Sand?
Now, Shauna, but the "old" Jordan was more orange.
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
Who is more orange.....Jordan or Shauna Sand?
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
I like her pedicure *hiding*
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You're in the jungle baby..
Get a load of those ears she is sporting.......reminds me of a Cadillac with it's doors open.........
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
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This waste of space doesn't deserve to be the subject of the last post of the day.
Hint! Hint! MK
In need of a new car?
http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/05/it-will-answer.html
shauna looks like an alien baby goose...who in the hell thinks this is a hot look...well, besides shauna?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
shauna looks like an alien baby goose...who in the hell thinks this is a hot look...well, besides shauna?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Sorry guys but she oozes glamour and sophistication. It takes a certain amount of expertise to smile with a plastic face and stand in 12 inch lucite heels.
Submitted by Sugarbella on May 18, 2008 - 5:13pm.
They should start classifying these orange people as a different race.
Sugarbella, say what? You never heard of an Oompa Loompa?
Submitted by Sugarbella on May 18, 2008 - 5:13pm.
They should start classifying these orange people as a different race.
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funny. check one: black, white, asian, non-white hispanic, other, orange.
Well I suppose there is a place for anybody under the sun. However, if any woman looks like this and thinks she is hot then that woman is dillusional. Instead of investing her money in fake lips and breasts she should get her ears pinned. This is when plastic surgery goes overboard and one begins to look like a caricature.
I have an acquaintance who is a wanna be socialite. She looked OK and then had her nose done. Wow it truly changed her appearance and she looked great. That was short lived at 26 she got lip implants now, 3rd nasal surgery, botox, something in her face I am not sure becasue it looks swollen and plastic like. She also wants to do leg lift. Well, she is beginning to resemble an aalien now, or Jocelyn Wildenstein. Everytime at look at her face I want to burst out in a laughter....
When are they going to make Crocs in lucite so all the moms will show up at PTA wearing them?
They should start classifying these orange people as a different race.
Submitted by Albatross on May 18, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Seriously, does she own any other shoes??
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Was it MK or another website that did a photo gallery of Shauna Sand -- which showed her in different outfits/different nights sporting the same fucking shoes?
No, I don't think I have ever seen her wear a different pair of shoes.
But yaknow-- she's got to save money for all the plastic surgery!!! She might spend a lot on makeup and plastic surgery but obviously she penny pinches when it comes to her cheap ass wardrobe and wearing the same shoes over and over.
Maybe those shoes are her "signature", like Paris Hilton's wonkey eye or Amy Wino's scabby arms?
No Rhinestone jewelry?
Seriously, does she own any other shoes??
I googled her to see what she used to look like and she used to be pretty okay looking- always pretty trashy though. Her face has totally changed though! Holy plastic surgery!
Also found a picture sure to make MK's day:
http://www.beverlyhillspeople.com/images/images_fashion/CAN3.jpg
Shauna AND PP.