Two Skanks Skanking It Up Together
Kate Hudson split up from Owen Wilson a few weeks ago and she's already boinking another dude. Well, you can't keep the vagina vacant too long or it gets sour! According to People, Kate spent this weekend with Lance Armstrong in Austin, TX. The two had dinner on Friday and Saturday night. A witness said, "They looked like they were having fun." Having fun? That means she's having his baby.
A source told The Daily Mail that Kate is very happy with Lance, "Kate and Lance have been dating for a couple of weeks. She thought it was funny when people were writing recently that she was engaged to Owen because the reality was that they had split again and she was secretly seeing Lance. She and Lance are both physical, passionate people – she's never been happier."
Lance is close friends with Owen. Both of them also used to date Sheryl Crow. I'm telling you. All these Hollywood skanks date each other. Next week, Kate will be dating Sheryl Crow and Lance will be back with Jake Gyllenhaal. Those two are soulmates.
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Lance just loves the horse faces! His ex-wife's horsey teeth were whiter than Oprah's & whiter than the whites of her eyes.
Lance just loves the horse faces! His ex-wife's horsey teeth were whiter than Oprah's & whiter than the whites of her eyes.
Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 11:21am.
It's France. They use an accordion, not a horn.
Except in the mountain stages, when they use a cowbell.
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Who gives a shit about Lance Armstrong? Yeah yeah he survived cancer--cancer that he more than likely got because of the heavy steroids that cyclists use...did you know that? That 'roids cause cancer? Yup. Makes sense now. Cyclist with most wins, also had the most cancer, too.
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she isn't attractive... she must take it up the butt, up the nose, and in the ears... That's all I can say.
It is the kickstand that is the thriller!
Seriously, I think I am seeing penisi everywhere but I thought about the stand and its one lone nut and hello...LOL
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 18, 2008 - 10:38am.
Yea but I bet he rides these women like he's in the Tour De France. Lots of stamina.
Meh, there is such a thing as too much pump action.
Maybe he's got endurance, don't mean he's any good.
*hey honey, could you move your head a skootch to the right so I can see Dave? Thanks.*
or
*let's do it doggie style. I'll face the TV set, 'K?*
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 18, 2008 - 10:14am.
@Sheeps, PSL, and Aphid:
I submit that Lance has blown up a ribbed balloon in chrry red for the strokes...errrr...spokes! Then you really get revved up for the uphill climbs.
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Hahaha! He hammers away standing up for better traction, I bet.
OMG I just grossed myself out.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 10:09am.
He could affix one of those bulb horns to her protruding ear. They still use those in the Tour de France, right?
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No. It's France. They use an accordian, not a horn.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I don't care what anyone says, Lance Armpit is shkeevy and creepy and gross.
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my thoughts exactly.
@Sheeps, PSL, and Aphid:
I submit that Lance has blown up a ribbed balloon in chrry red for the strokes...errrr...spokes! Then you really get revved up for the uphill climbs.
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 11:06am.
And long-tassled pasties on her boobs to simulate handlebar streamers
hahahaha. (Srsly, I love those things--the streamers, I mean.) He could affix one of those bulb horns to her protruding ear. They still use those in the Tour de France, right?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 10:04am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 10:55am.
He probably wears calfskin riding gloves and a helmet with tiny side-mirrors. He also puts baseball cards in Kate's spokes.
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And long-tassled pasties on her boobs to simulate handlebar streamers!
Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 10:55am.
He probably wears calfskin riding gloves and a helmet with tiny side-mirrors. He also puts baseball cards in Kate's spokes.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Aphid! You're making me blush!
hehehehehehe
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Submitted by mike on May 18, 2008 - 9:42am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:47am.
People who can't be alone at all are weak, IMO.
You'd love me - I'm going on five years alone, baby!
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She IS adorable, Mike....just sayin'....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:55am.
Aphid, having only one ball doesn't appeal to you?
(sorry to make a testicular cancer joke, but i couldn't resist)
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No dearheart, uniballers only make me laugh. My nether regions would be a reverse boxer in training: getting punched repeatedly by the bag.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 18, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I don't care what anyone says, Lance Armpit is shkeevy and creepy and gross.
Yea but I bet he rides these women like he's in the Tour De France. Lots of stamina.
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I never thought about that. He is fug as hell but if he could throw a paper bag over that head ----- maybe?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:52am.
hahaha mike.....I've been alone a lot of my life...I haven't been able to find anyone I can stand for too long (for the past 4 years at least)
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If I were gay I'd marry you. Now that we can get married. ;o)
Aphid, having only one ball doesn't appeal to you?
(sorry to make a testicular cancer joke, but i couldn't resist)
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 9:53am.
Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 10:42am.
Aphid, it's a bike: you'd need to keep your eyes on the road.
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Haha. Do you think that's what Lance does while he's jack-hammering away? Maybe he has a window above his headboard that looks out over a road and he pretends he's "riding"
Submitted by Aphid on May 18, 2008 - 10:42am.
Aphid, it's a bike: you'd need to keep your eyes on the road.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
hahaha mike.....I've been alone a lot of my life...I haven't been able to find anyone I can stand for too long (for the past 4 years at least)
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
I cant believed that she is "the most beautiful person in the world'' whit those ears not really she is cute even beautiful but not the most beautiful
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
Man that one ball really gets around.
I lost all respect for him since he is a blood doper and denied even when they caught him and his friend dumping needles a few miles away from where he was staying at the time.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 18, 2008 - 9:38am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I don't care what anyone says, Lance Armpit is shkeevy and creepy and gross.
Yea but I bet he rides these women like he's in the Tour De France. Lots of stamina.
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Stamina, shmamina, he's fugly as sin to me. I'd have to keep the eyes shut the whole time and that detracts from the whole experience.
Goddamn Kate is a total slut, ain't she?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:47am.
People who can't be alone at all are weak, IMO.
You'd love me - I'm going on five years alone, baby!
Forget these skanks... why on earth is The Daily Mail reporting on what some little gossip mouth told them?? Two people of NO relevance to the U.S let alone the U.K and their alleged encounters in Austin, Texas... nothing else going on in the world?
Our once great country is falling to pieces!
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I don't care what anyone says, Lance Armpit is shkeevy and creepy and gross.
Yea but I bet he rides these women like he's in the Tour De France. Lots of stamina.
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I remember when I thought she was so cute... now she's just annoying. By the way, Why does she looks so fucking OLD? Didn't she just turn 29? She's has looked like hell warmed over for the past 4 years. I don't get it.
She looks like her mothers sister almost.
These two are just gross together.
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Seriously, how is possible to break off one relationship and IMMEDIATELY start dating someone else? I just don't get the logistics!? I mean, I know she's Kate Hudson, but are men just lining up to call her as soon as they know she's broken up and she's all "Ok, see you at 8!"
I don't care what anyone says, Lance Armpit is shkeevy and creepy and gross.
Blech!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 18, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:47am.
People who can't be alone at all are weak, IMO.
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Exactly.
They make me SICK!
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I'm still trying to find someone to be alone with.
By myself, that is.
Submitted by Candy Blackmail on May 18, 2008 - 9:52am.
Isn't there a cardinal rule about dating your ex's friends?
Is it try to find out as much dirt as possible?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 9:47am.
People who can't be alone at all are weak, IMO.
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Exactly.
They make me SICK!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Isn't there a cardinal rule about dating your ex's friends?
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Kate Hudson seems to be going down the Jennifer Aniston path of serial monogamy.
I would guess she's happy with every guy she dates, otherwise you wouldn't be dating them.
I wonder if he rides his women like his bicycle. I used to like Kate but she is officially a skank now.
People who can't be alone at all are weak, IMO.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
These two deserve each other.
I really wish she'd pin back those dumbo ears
Under that scenario, Ryan defaults back to Reese.
And if Jake goes back to Lance, Austin Nichols is SOL.
Will his kids be taking her to show-and-tell?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Madame Pince, I agree with you. But it's not just in Hollywood. I know lots of people who do the same thing. They jump from one bed/relationship to the next. To me, it seems sort of frantic; they don't want to be alone with their thoughts so they stay busy.
I hope these two players will be very happy together
*smirk*
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
She is a doorknob
I swear, sometimes I think I should start my own blog.....lol
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Well, you can't keep the vagina vacant too long or it gets sour
...isn't that the Duggar Family Motto too?
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