Hot Slut Of The Week: Michelle Duggar

A pep talk!?!?! The fucking thing doesn't need encouragement! It needs to be strangled to death and buried out in the woods with a stake of birdseye maple baby furniture through it!!
This chick's uterus is on the ten most wanted list in china!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

I find it impressive that they all built that house themselves. There's a ton of snide remarks I could make about this family but I see no purpose. I wouldn't be able to handle that type of family but it looks liek mom and dad are doing a good job. I just hope her body can handle popping out more of those children. The last time I saw them, her OB/GYN was concerned about her last pregnancy..

One thing I will point out is that the older girls have to take care of the younger siblings. I don't think that's fair.

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I think she has a daughter who is of age. that girl ought to go down to the health department and get birth control pills and hide them in her mom's food.

then the two "parents" will have to face up to the fact they are just horny, selfish egomaniacs when they fail to conceive more donation magnents.

hopefully then they will read the ENTIRE Bible and not just sentences here and there when they need a handy excuse for their irresponsible behavior. if reading isn't their thing then maybe they could work on raising their children.

more than one mom has told me that having the baby is the easy part. raising a child is harder. here this vapid female has almost 18 kids and she doesn't know whether that is true or not. and jim bob isn't even doing as much as she is!

Submitted by applehead on May 18, 2008 - 1:00pm: "I don't see what the problem is here...none of these children are hoodlums roaming the ghetto or trailor park..."

Our tax dollars get used for many things, and people from a lower-economic background should be able to have kids, too. (Saying "People should only have kids they can afford" is flip and unrealistic. I think quite a few of wouldn't be here if all pregnancies were perfectly planned.) Also, aren't the Duggans receiving tax-free dollars because of her husband's bogus preacher status?

There's a nasty undertone to your post, suggesting that people not living in trailer parks ("white trash") or the ghetto ("blacks") are better. Paris Hilton, anyone? By the way, I don't like my tax dollars funding an invasion to a country while my heads of state are three former/current oil executives who've made a heck of a lot of money "preserving" democracy.

I hate Michelle Duggan's hair.

Check this out (and the comments, too): http://bitchmagazine.org/article/multiply-and-conquer

By getting out of debt and not purchasing anything unless they have cash, the Duggars have saved enough to make investments in such things as rental and commercial property. Their investments have done so well that Jim Bob doesn't have to work a full-time job.

"I've learned self control and also a lot about construction," he says. And, "All these different businesses that I've been in have really given me a broad perspective of what the average person has to go through every day."

Because of his work situation, says Mary Duggar, Jim Bob's mother, "He probably gets to spend more time with his family than most men do."

Why is their house so huge?Do they have money?
Did that extreme makeover show do their home?

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Submitted by Little miss on May 18, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Check out the swimwear, this family uses!!! :

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html
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Those 'bathingsuits' are zexy! But, I don't think you should get them wet, you'd fucking drown with all that fabric covering your immodest human bits.

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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

I'd wager there is not one tube of lipstick in that house. Not even tinted chapstick!

Check out the swimwear, this family uses!!! :

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

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What makes this family so special it merits a reality television show?
The one "talent" is procreating and tater tot do's and don'ts.
If they could sing or entertain like any self respecting family with this amount of offspring in the limelight, ok sure.
They are not anything better than any other big family, biological or blended living in the states today. Most families would be more embarrassed living on "hand outs" and charity and having it exposed to the world at large.
Oh I forgot, it's wrapped in a religious belief, wrapped in a guise of that this is some kind of healthy environment, wrapped in big fat checks from gullible viewers. Please.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

She must be so proud to be the prize winning breeding sow at the fair.

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What is it with fundies and the long hair thing anyway?? The Duggar females have a modified mullet going on (fundie + mullet = fundamullet). The males have the Opie 50's part-n-slick comb job. Then you have the FLDS (Fucked up Latter Day Shitheads). The males sport Opies and the females wear the "I have a cat curled up on my head" with a braided ponytail. Why don't they all do something really Christian/worthwile with their hair and donate it to Locks of Love for cancer patients?

I just don't have anything bad to say about these people. This is new for me! They built that badass house with their own hands (and child labor). They are debt free. Hell, they don't even overburden the public schools with that brood. And, while my belief system is pretty much the opposite of theirs, I have to respect their commitment to it. Selfish bitches like me refuse to have even one child, so Michelle Dugger is just filling the void.

Also, you have to love how HAPPY they are. I do think they jumped the shark with the J naming (I mean, "Jinger???"), but other than that, the Duggers are alright with me.

That is all.

1. Get Ken Paves on the hair situation, stat.
2. There needs to be more masturbation in the Duggar household.
3. HOME SCHOOL? Really? How?

rg76 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! You guys are killin me today!!

Possum and Pers!!! LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll bet this 18th one will walk right out of her vagina, pick up his or her dinner plate and get in the back of the line for tater-tot casserole.

Having that many babies is really not healthy for her and it's not fair to the children. Also, it is rather selfish to do this with all the population overgrowth and everything. I can't believe that they are taking advantage of the goodwill of others in order to continue their lavish lifestyle. They call themselves Christians? Christians don't manipulate others to get tons of donations in order to buy a multi-million home, and harp and everything, when so many people are starving. They are a disgrace to all Christians everywhere.

By getting out of debt and not purchasing anything unless they have cash, the Duggars have saved enough to make investments in such things as rental and commercial property. Their investments have done so well that Jim Bob doesn't have to work a full-time job.

"I've learned self control and also a lot about construction," he says. And, "All these different businesses that I've been in have really given me a broad perspective of what the average person has to go through every day."

Because of his work situation, says Mary Duggar, Jim Bob's mother, "He probably gets to spend more time with his family than most men do."

This is how they make their cash bitches.

Stupid breeders. The world doesn't need any more of your crazy fundie crotchfruit.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

I sprained my uvula,

LOL, LOL, LOL!!!! But, they look like the type of Republicans that "don't do any of that freaky stuff".

Holy crap, I thought that pic of her was from 20 years ago but that's what she looks like now LMAO!!!

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Submitted by Lindalou on May 18, 2008 - 12:49pm.

yea ... that's true .. i did read where someone said the house is too clean .... sterile .. impersonal ... and what does he do that he makes THAT much money to support 19 people ... and more coming? i must have missed that part.

and the sound room ... do they have surveillance cameras around the house?

freaks!!

hi Mrs. K .. long time no see :)

yea they are .. this is a really weird thing ... like they have their own little cult!!

you!!! go to the prayer closet!!!!

wtf?

Submitted by Raven on May 18, 2008 - 2:39pm.
all that being said .. they do have a bad ass house. love the kitchen ... but i don't get it. if they have 7,000 sq ft home .. why do all the kids live in ONE bedroom? all the girls / all the boys ... why don't at least some of the older kids have their own rooms?

creeeepy .......
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Did you also notice its completely impersonal and sterile? Like a hotel room. There are no personal items anywhere, not even on the night stands or dressers.

Submitted by Possum on May 18, 2008 - 12:43pm.

LOLOLOLOL

oh yea .. forgot about that ... cuz Jesus says that's baaadd ...

Submitted by Nelly on May 18, 2008 - 1:43pm.
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Maybe if Billy-hoo Jimbob was doing a bit more "feasting" his wife wouldn't be pregnant all the damn time.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Submitted by Raven on May 18, 2008 - 11:39am.

all that being said .. they do have a bad ass house. love the kitchen ... but i don't get it. if they have 7,000 sq ft home .. why do all the kids live in ONE bedroom? all the girls / all the boys ... why don't at least some of the older kids have their own rooms?
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BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS
Sorry for yelling :(

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Don't know much about the Duggars but will say, 1.) If the kids are being raised well, that's great, and 2.) Am I the only one who thinks Michael K would really rock that hairstyle?

The fact that none of these kids has been arrested or spent time in rehab is amazing to me. It isn't physically possible for two adults to meet the emotional needs of 17, soon to be 18 children. While the older children can care for the young ones, who cares for them? With only three bedrooms, two toilets per bathroom and literally nothing that's really their own, I wonder if the teens ever just wish they could be alone for 5 minutes and the only one who wears their underwear.
As for the hair? I wonder if any of the girls ever have it cut. It seems to be a religious fanatical thing. God must have told one of the men at some point that he wishes women to have long hair.

Can't hang with this family at all. They live by the creed that living in debt is a sin, yet they accept hand outs and charity from people and I truly don't see a difference. I would love to see if they could 100% support a family of 20 friggin' people on their own with NO donated goods, services OR the money they must be getting from their TV specials and appearances. I have a hard time believing they aren't aware of how opportunistic they come across by using the Jesus excuse.

Apologies if this offends, but if Jesus told me to let 18 kids drop out of my pacheecha, I'd tell him to eat a dick.

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Whoever said "women concieve and give birth during a famine" like it is ok to do such is AN IDIOT! Where did you get you damn doctor degree? Yes, anybody with a hole can get knocked up during a feast or famine, but is a proven fact that it NOT healthy to get knocked up back to back to back like that, mentally or physically for the baby or the parents.

why don't at least some of the older kids have their own rooms?

Keeps 'em from masturbatin'.

all that being said .. they do have a bad ass house. love the kitchen ... but i don't get it. if they have 7,000 sq ft home .. why do all the kids live in ONE bedroom? all the girls / all the boys ... why don't at least some of the older kids have their own rooms?

creeeepy .......

Submitted by Possum on May 18, 2008 - 1:29pm.

I completely agree with everything that you said. I grew up in a family of four and my sister and I were made to clean up after everyone. I was 11 when my youngest brother was born and I was made to raise him.
It fucked me up mentally to see how the female children were made to clean and cook up after the male children and the adults. I don't want children because of this.

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With the size of her stretched out vagina, I'm sure the baby will just fall out when she least expects it too (much like that scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life)...

This isn't really "God's" work, it's more like they need to stop fucking and use a condem for chrissakes! Free this woman's vagina NOW!

I forgot to add... my dad was #5 of 6 kids in rural Mississippi. The girls had to help with the house chores. By the time the girls were 18, they were outta there. They were sick and tired of having to babysit, clean, cook and be little moms to their siblings.

And out of all six of them, NONE had big families of their own. Each had two kids, except for one who had three.

For once, the "Slut" in "Hot Slut", couldn't be taken more literally.

The kids have little room for themselves, no time to just be kids. Every thought and action is monitored. Awful. They don't get to be individuals, just little robots.

God forbid any of them go to college. They'll see other people living differently from them and they'll lose their freakin' mind. I've seen kids raised in uber-conservative homes like this grow up to be social retards. They're honestly shocked that people are poor, gay, atheist, Catholic, divorced, or don't want to live tidy lives like they do. It seriously blows their minds.

This family is just so efed up... Children are doing all the work in the house and do child care... while parents are laying on the bed and planning another poor Duggar.

Don't they understand, that they steal childhood from their children by making them do all the house work and babysitting? They have money, like dirt- why don't they hire some house personnel?

*pukes*

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ugh .. i agree with most of the comments here ... i mean WTH is the purpose of this?? i read that she has been pregnant 11 straight years.

how could the human body take this?

and why why why why do we need 18 children???

ack!

LOL @ pez dispenser, throwing a hotdog down a hallway, and all the other brilliant comments ... you all are still as witty as hell :)

Submitted by CatPee on May 18, 2008 - 1:29pm.
To address the whole health thing... I'm sure she's good to go on the health. After all, they've got that awesome Wal-Mart inspired tater tot casserole!

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MMMM tater tots.

Submitted by original putas on May 18, 2008 - 1:25pm.
"Good for them. I always fail to see what the problem is. They're not throwing off the natural balance, because there are plenty of childless people out there to balance things out. To the person who said she isn't giving her body a chance to replenish: Women conceive and give birth during famines. I'm sure a well fed Western woman is doing just fine health wise. You may have had some specific complications, but each woman is different."

Maybe you've heard of two little things called over-population and global warming.

Back in the day, it was Irish Catholics who had huge families because of controversy over contraception. Now it seems to be the midwestern christians. Atleast they seem to be able to afford to support them.

Good Lord, having sex with her is probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway at this point. This whole story makes me sick.

Submitted by boomsy on May 18, 2008 - 11:32am.
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That has always shocked me. Don't they want to protect their liter? I'm surprised some psycho hasn't already killed them off with that information.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

The little old lady who lived in a shoe,
Had so many kids,
She didn't know what to do,
So, she started suckin' dick

- Andrew Dice Clay

To address the whole health thing... I'm sure she's good to go on the health. After all, they've got that awesome Wal-Mart inspired tater tot casserole!

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Slurpees rock!

No, she has the hairstyle of the PAST. As in 1980's.

Also a floppity-joppity vagina like a tunnel, I am sure. EW!

"Submitted by chola loca on May 18, 2008 - 11:50am.
Someone tell me what the FUCK a "prayer closet" is?"

- Probably something like what "Carrie" had, in the movie of the same name. LOL

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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"

I hate when people have a bunch of kids and say "Jesus wants us to have alot of kids" no he doesnt, he does not want us to overpopulated the earth and he does not want you to live using your kids to get a paycheck ,if you cant afford to have a lot of kids dont have then

Ps:In my country we have a comercial were they show this family before they have TV and they like 10 kids and then they show what would had happen if they had TV and theyonloy had 2 kids , So when i heard that somebody has alot of kids , I ask if they have TV, the Duggar have TV????