Dreamy Wants To Play Daddy
You might have not known this, but Dreamboat Doherty has a 5-year-old son with Lisa Moorish. Dreamboat reproduced. Scary. Lisa banned Dreamy from seeing their son, Astile, after she gave birth, because of Dreamy's problem with drugs. Dreamy claims he's 100% drug-free and wants to be a part of his son's life. Uh...huh...and I'm 100% cock free.
When Dreamy was released from prison, they gave him a certificate that said he was drug free. Please. You know he made that shit from diplomamakers.com.
A source told The Daily Mail, "Lisa kept Pete away from Astile because of his drug habit. But she cares very deeply for both of them and Lisa wants to believe that Pete really has kicked his habit so he can enjoy a real relationship with his son." Remember how Dreamy was videotaped giving crack to his cats? Yeah, I don't think it's such a good idea for him to be around his son....just yet. He would totally trade Astile in for a few baggies.
Below is pictures of drug-free Dreamy screaming at the paps before and after a gig last night. Oh and those crack lesions on his face have nothing to do with smoking crack, because he's 100% sober.
I would totally lick one of his crack lesions. Lord save me!
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um...well...er...lets c....he has nice eyes at least. and i love his singing voice
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They need to take a scraper to his face. The kind they use to do concrete.
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the 3rd pic is the BEST pic I think I've EVER seen of him... maybe b/c it looks nothing like him??
oh, and with those sores on his face it reminds me of him ------ > http://www.jimmyakin.org/images/the_albino.jpg
hahahahahahhaaaaaaaa! (thats my desktop too..t-hee hee)
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MK you so nasty! I wonder if you lick a crack lesion you could get one too...like herpes or some shit...I wonder if Pete has herpes from hanging out with the Wino...that video of them playing with baby mice was SICK!!!!
Your face!
Submitted by MsTriste on May 18, 2008 - 8:11am.
You should never name a child anything that begins with As...because kids will fuck with their name in school. Ass-tile.
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Ha!
Poor kid.
I hope she waits until he is a little older and tell him in advance (in a nice way) what he's going to see.
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he got that from eating Kate out
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? i didn't know that letter 'c' was the new 's'.. um.. yeah. p.s.: dreamboat looks even more so attractive w/ effed up nostril and un-buttoned trouser on. yeah. sigh
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He is so gross looking. I think I can smell him through my monitor.
He has a kid? Grrrrrreat. I'm sure the UK is thrilled with Pete's contribution to their generation of future crackheads.
petey with astile, from about 50 seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X1c_f7fqFk
You should never name a child anything that begins with As...because kids will fuck with their name in school. Ass-tile.
Here's one of the BIs:
WHICH married supermodel used to be the regular filling in the sexual sandwich of a famous, recently-divorced couple? The husband is an A-list actor whose wife suffered a mental meltdown during their split, perhaps, some say, because she feared her hubby had sired their threesome partner's baby. Kate Moss ;Jude and Sadie Law
There's another one somewheres.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I can't get over the fact that people keep bumpin' nasties with him! If his face looks like that, imagine what the peen is like? Absolutely revolting
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
I think it's sad that he can't kick the drugs even for his son. That kid will surely need a father figure in his life, preferably one that will actually set a decent example for him and be able to teach him shit. Oh well, at least our kids can look forward to the various facial and nasal delights that Dreamboat Jr. will no doubt provide them in 10 years or so.
Ha Ha. Those spammers are unintentionally hilarious. Hey, if your dating site has Doherty as a member, maybe you should offer a package deal that includes heroin and a complimentary STD clinic visit afterwards.
Fucktards.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 7:53am.
ParisSucks-
Apparently Jude Law is Lila's real dad. I guess Kate Moss had threesomes with him and Sadie Frost - A LOT. There are a few blind items about this and if you compare pics of the baby and Jude Law, it makes you go "hmm"..
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it's obvious lila grace is the child of kate moss and jefferson hack. she and jefferson look so much a like, they even have the same expressions. kate and jefferson were also very much in love, he wanted to marry her, but just like with johnny depp, she said no.
and astile and pete look very similar:
http://7b.img.v4.skyrock.com/7b9/blondezik/pics/1015438198.jpg
keep the kid away from him
keep the kid away from him
ParisSucks-
Apparently Jude Law is Lila's real dad. I guess Kate Moss had threesomes with him and Sadie Frost - A LOT. There are a few blind items about this and if you compare pics of the baby and Jude Law, it makes you go "hmm"..
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Just saw this guy on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I feel visually raped. Good grief. Digusting.
Still trying to decide what is more disturbing__
Crooked, yellow teeth √
Coke booger nostrils √
Crusty facial sores √
The guy is obviously having some dexterity problems because the fire up his nose looks like it needs to be put out, too!
Th next big convention for ENT Docs should book him just for the entertainment factor alone!
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A walking filthy piece of crack booger. Ugh!
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I agree Sensimina, if I were Lila's Dad, there is no WAY I'd let Kate around my kid unsupervised.
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Why do they keep taking pictures of his nostrils? Are coke boogers still newsworthy?
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Like Kate Moss is the world's best mom anyway. SHE shouldn't even be around her daughter, not that she is much.
OT: Holy shit, Oprah did a "Favorite Things...FOR THE SUMMER" show and the audience lost their shit harder than ever before: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/16/oprahs-favorite-things-fo_n_102...
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
This is what happens when you have kids with rock stars. Lisa has a slightly older kid with Liam Gallagher, conceived while Liam was married. She's gotta live with the consequences.
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Do NOT let this scumbag NEAR a child.
I wanted to smack Kate Moss for exposing Lila to this piece of shit.
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