John Mayer Is A "Great Guy"
Friends of Jenny Aniston told Full Disclosure that she can't stop giggling. One friend said, "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character." Yeah, she's usually a miserable bitch. The reason for Jenny's newfound happiness is of course John Mayer.
One ex of Mayer's said that he makes all his girlfriends happy and he's really hard to get over. Not because he's such a great guy, but because he's a really "great" guy. What the hell is this ex talking about? I only speak in slut talk! Give me the goddamn specifics.
The ex went on to say, "His body actually is a wonderland." Who the fuck says shit like that? I'm guessing we're talking about his dick size. My dickdar skills tell me Mayer is about a 7, average thickness with floppy, fat nuts. I'd say he's nothing to scream about. I'd have to give it a test drive to confirm.
I also doubt Jenny cares about dick size. She's just happy to be with someone that actually returns her calls.
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NO! This young man is supposed to be considered hot? ↑ that picture does nada for me except for making me feel a little queasy.
Cover that nasty, hairy stuff up. It's not appealing.
let's see: he can't quite raise his head because . . .
uhhuh. yup. sure.
boy, you've got to carry that load, carry that load a long time
oh, how i love you mk. your dickdar skills never fail. not that i have personal knowledge, but damn do you always seem right on.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 18, 2008 - 11:18am.
- Oprah has Champagne chillin' and the date penciled in.
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Bradiful Bitch! *sock monkey hug & smooches* They'll take turns jumping up and down on the couch while they cry fake tears of empathy and on the last Oprah jump, she breaks the couch and then they cry some more! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 8:27am.
Then you need to get "Sock-Monkey" copyrighted!
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 8:26am.
May I perhaps recommend a CPA or a Best Buy regional sales manager?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 11:22am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 8:15am.
Uh...women RARELY discuss the ex-bf as being a wonderfuck.
Whew! I thought it was just me.
Monkey, do you have a MS page? I saw someone with your name on Dv8's page.
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Nope! That wasn't me on Dv8's page. I don't even know anyone's MS page! Never even constructed one for myself. LOL
The only one I've ever been to was Thorny's cause I like his music,
but it's not bookmarked.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Sheeps, not a good one. I'll take stable and good in bed over psycho and great in bed ANY DAY.
what a crazy, angry motherfucker that guy is....
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Good, so now that she's happy and giggly she can shut the f*** up and we never have to hear about her again, right?
Somebody around here woke up on the wrong side of the rock.
may I please have a shriveled up nasty bod like Jen Aniston's...in my next life?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 8:19am.
I have an ex, who is a pyschotic sociopath, but man, he was great in the sack.
hahahaha. A tradeoff, huh?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 8:15am.
Uh...women RARELY discuss the ex-bf as being a wonderfuck.
Whew! I thought it was just me.
Monkey, do you have a MS page? I saw someone with your name on Dv8's page.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
Ah Socky, there is the occasion though. I have an ex, who is a pyschotic sociopath, but man, he was great in the sack.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Sock-Monkey on May 18, 2008 - 10:15am.
Uh...women RARELY discuss the ex-bf as being a wonderfuck. They usually discuss them in the negative, emphasis on the behavior in &
out of bed. You can expect a JA pity party soon after the breakup.
- Oprah has Champagne chillin' and the date penciled in.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Uh...women RARELY discuss the ex-bf as being a wonderfuck. They usually discuss them in the negative, emphasis on the behavior in &
out of bed. You can expect a JA pity party soon after the breakup.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
No wonder that Brad left this douchebag. Excuse me, Jennifer grow up! Your almost 40 year old body is going down the tubes, and you hook up with this loser! What's wrong with you? You never wanted children with Brad and now you are old and drying up! You are pathetic!
Johnny will run away screaming within a month.
I gar un TEE it.
Jen has some great "friends"...they seem to sell her out every chance they get.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 18, 2008 - 11:04am.
I doubt they can even hear each other above the clanging of Aniston's biological clock. If they last into June I will be very surprised. Mayer should go back to Perez, those two douches are perfect together.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Not very nice, *in Borat voice*
They play CandyLand and make cakes and cookies in the Easy Bake Oven and then make their Gi Joe and Barbie dolls have sexy time and giggle and giggle...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
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omg he's such a douch erma la douche. Maniston thinks she's got another BraD.idiot.
"I'd have to give it a test drive to confirm."
Okey dokey MK, you do that but be sure to report it HERE FIRST!!
Schmoopy! lol
That was a great Seinfeld episode. ;D
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Gads, just imagining a conversation between these two makes me queazy. "You're so cute." "No, YOU'RE SOOO cute." "You're sooo Funny!" "No, you're the funniest!" "Puppy-schmuppy-wuppy." "Yes, cupie-schmoopy-doopykins?" On that I bid you all g'day!
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I had a really "great guy" in bed. It gets to the point where you can cum with a finger traced down your back. Way to Go Jen! A man like that is worth the hurt just for the memories.
He might be good as a fuck buddy. Like the one you call when trolling the clubs didn't pay off.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I am now convinced that Romo dumped Jessica, because she wouldn't stop whining about how her wonderland is now with the Man.
Honestly, you couldn't pay me to fuck that douchebag.
OK, you could, but it would have to be over a million dollars and I'd need like five klonopin and a bottle of Jaeger.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Again, what do they have to talk about? Their craft?
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BozyMnVSg
"His body actually is a wonderland."
Er..not in that neon hacky sack it ain't. Blech.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Why would you want to hear that whiney voice on the phone?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?