John Mayer Is A "Great Guy"
Friends of Jenny Aniston told Full Disclosure that she can't stop giggling. One friend said, "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character." Yeah, she's usually a miserable bitch. The reason for Jenny's newfound happiness is of course John Mayer.
One ex of Mayer's said that he makes all his girlfriends happy and he's really hard to get over. Not because he's such a great guy, but because he's a really "great" guy. What the hell is this ex talking about? I only speak in slut talk! Give me the goddamn specifics.
The ex went on to say, "His body actually is a wonderland." Who the fuck says shit like that? I'm guessing we're talking about his dick size. My dickdar skills tell me Mayer is about a 7, average thickness with floppy, fat nuts. I'd say he's nothing to scream about. I'd have to give it a test drive to confirm.
I also doubt Jenny cares about dick size. She's just happy to be with someone that actually returns her calls.
Hey sheeps. Borrow all you want; Im' flattered. No credits necessary either. ;-)
hmmm... if jen is just dating him because it is kinda fun and cool to date a younger guy who is a musician (and she probably likes his music) this photo will sending her screaming away from him. maybe that is his intention? just a little insurance to help end the publicity relationship that was probably fun for him too (for a while). and really it is kind of a painless way to get the "we are just not right for each other" idea across. but I could be wrong she may be the one person who thinks this is sexy (gag).
He actually LOOKS like Borat there. I categorically wouldn't hit it
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Submitted by Bane on May 18, 2008 - 9:53pm.
At the very least, find yourself a nice vibrator. There are more STDs out there than decent men these days.
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Monalicious, I feel for you. And,you aren't the only one with that problem. At the very least, find yourself a nice vibrator. There are more STDs out there than decent men these days.
And, regarding the current topic, John Mayo is a total douchebag. Has anyone read an interview with this guy? He sounds like a pretentious twat. So, get ready for "pity party" Number 2 when Mayo breaks up with her and Jen returns to cry on Oprah's couch. Can hardly wait.
yo, kc.
it's not just jen a who gets it, every celeb or notable person you can think of is raked over the coals on this blog.
dont take these comments personally.
i personally think jen a's bod looks tight but she is facially challenged with a minimal talent.
she got very lucky with that goofy ass sitcom but she will never be the big time movie star as she wants to be, she hasnt got IT.
James Haven got a call from Johnny Mayo (that's what his friends call him), the other day.
He told James Haven that he is only with Jennifer for the publicity! He said that her horseface is in every magazine and that if he's with her, it will give him the opportunity to get noticed by the "Old hag demographics"! He said he would never get into "Redbook" and "Martha" if it weren't for Jennifer! Imagine dating someone just for the publicity! Nasty!
James Haven told him if he didn't keep belting out those crappy tunes of his, he wouldn't have to stoop so low as to go with Brad's leftover tuna!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
He did his time. He is so young and talent. My friends on --intimatemingle.com-- love him very much. It is a niche interracial dating service
Gross.
all hail the dickdar!
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i'm just going to say it...jen anniston likes douchebags...good luck with that..
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Is it bloody "Douches on Parade Day"? For crying out loud! We have Mayer (ugh, DOUCHE), Lance Armstrong (argh, fucking tool), Kate Hudson (Fucking dirty slag), Shauna Sand (GROSS), Dreamboat Doherty (Drugged up lying scumbag)
Some believe the world is ending in 2012 - these assholes are signs of the fucking apocolypse, I know it.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I have been maried twice. The first one, god could he fuck!!!!!! But, he was an asshole who was on drugs and ended up leaving to be with a stripper! Second husband, nice, devoted, and his dick is dead. And I mean dead as in nothing going on! Been almost a year. So, what do women do? Stay with a nice guy and go without,or go with the crazy so you can get off? Why are all the freaky good fuckers so crazy??? Can't you fuck good and be sane?
Living well is the best revenge.......
That outstretched banana hammock confirms what a douchebag he is.
To Team Valtrex: While Oprah has all the money, her career isn't based on looking good... just looking like a mammy to make Middle America feel safe and warm.
Ainston is going into cougar-mode. I love has-beens. They are fun to watch.
Hi sluts! Oh boy, K2, calling her desperate has nothing to do with Bratt Pitt and her divorce 3 years ago.... that is ancient history. Her actions after that, however.....
oh and everyone knows Mayer is an asshole, if after hitting almost 40, and purportedly knowing better, she is looking for a serious relationship with this douche then she deserves everything that she gets.....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 11:19am.
Ah Socky, there is the occasion though. I have an ex, who is a pyschotic sociopath, but man, he was great in the sack.
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Haha! Aren't the crazy ones always great in bed? It's so true. The ones with the most problems usually will fuck the shit outta you. The nice ones want to make love and be all slow and soft and shit. Fuck that! Give it to me rough!
o m g .. he is really wearing that!
i thought it was a photoshopped pic where someone put john mayer's head on borat's body ....
ewwwwww .. can ya shave the pubes a little if you're going to wear that .....
i think i'm blind now
AND YOU SOUND LIKE A COMPLETE MORON! IS IT REALLY JEN'S PROBLEM IF THE MEDIA WANTS TO COMPARE HER TO ONE OF JOHN'S EX'S? THE GIRL IS DATING ~ GIVE HER A FUCKING BREAK. WHY DON'T YOU BRAD FANS GO FIND YOURSELVES. YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. ANYONE THAT DEFENDS THE ACTIONS OF BRAD PITT HAS DEEP ROOTED PROBLEMS THAT SHOULD BE HANDLED BY A THERAPIST!
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Calm down, Jen. Are you having another aneurism? LOL!
Submitted by stefystef on May 18, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Oprah Winfrey has all the money in the world to hire personal trainers, personal chefs, nutritionists, plastic surgeons, and the like. She still looks like Oprah Winfrey.
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By the way, I'm tired of people saying what a great body Ainston has.
If we all had the money to hire trainers, cooks and other people to keep up looking sharp because it's her JOB TO LOOK GOOD, then we'd all have great bodies. There's nothing special about her. Not even her acting can make her a cut above.
That great body isn't going to put people in the movie seats. All her flicks will flop. It's over, Jenny, it's over. Welcome to cougar-hood.
I am so highly disturbed by this picture. Is this for real? John Mayer is disgusting. He has skinny flabby arms and legs. And the rest of his body is just not good. Look at the love handles! LOL! I doubt that he has a big one. He probably just has a banana slipped down in that sling shot to give him some volume! I swear he has old lady hair. Jennifer A-hole is hard up. She really is acting like a twenty-something instead of the 40 year old she is. I can see why Brad left her. In US this week, she is being compared to Jessica Simpson. Isn't Jessica about 25? That is really sad when you are being compared to Jessica Simpson. Maybe Jennifer A-hole should start trying to do some good with all that money she has, instead of acting like a juvenille. She is embarrassing!
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AND YOU SOUND LIKE A COMPLETE MORON! IS IT REALLY JEN'S PROBLEM IF THE MEDIA WANTS TO COMPARE HER TO ONE OF JOHN'S EX'S? THE GIRL IS DATING ~ GIVE HER A FUCKING BREAK. WHY DON'T YOU BRAD FANS GO FIND YOURSELVES. YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF SHALLOW BASTARDS. ANYONE THAT DEFENDS THE ACTIONS OF BRAD PITT HAS DEEP ROOTED PROBLEMS THAT SHOULD BE HANDLED BY A THERAPIST!
John Mayer is King of the No-Ball Pussy Manwhores.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
I am so highly disturbed by this picture. Is this for real? John Mayer is disgusting. He has skinny flabby arms and legs. And the rest of his body is just not good. Look at the love handles! LOL! I doubt that he has a big one. He probably just has a banana slipped down in that sling shot to give him some volume! I swear he has old lady hair. Jennifer A-hole is hard up. She really is acting like a twenty-something instead of the 40 year old she is. I can see why Brad left her. In US this week, she is being compared to Jessica Simpson. Isn't Jessica about 25? That is really sad when you are being compared to Jessica Simpson. Maybe Jennifer A-hole should start trying to do some good with all that money she has, instead of acting like a juvenille. She is embarrassing!
Serioulsy, why are you always blowing up Aniston? WTF? she's a great looking girl who went through a very public divorce, spent 7 years with a guy who started having children with someone else only 3 months after the separation was confirmed and has tried to move on with her life. Does she really need to be constantly labeled "desperate" because of this? I bet it will feel really good the next time you're down and out and someone comes up and kicks you in the face!!
"I also doubt Jenny cares about dick size. She's just happy to be with someone that actually returns her calls."
Ha!
He seems like a total douche bag and attention whore. I wouldn't be surprised if he's calling the paps and telling them their location.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Taking Mayer on a test ride?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I figure he eats a mean cooch. That's what's they mean about a "wonderland".
I can't wait for Mayer to break Ainston's heart and she goes crazy and gets all Ms. Haversham ("Great Expectations") and hides in her home for the rest of her life.
All, dreams can come true.
Doesn't matter, she will scare him off with her neurotic possessiveness in no time.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
The psycho I referred to before is bisexual, so I will agree with that comment.....hahahaha
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Submitted by Lor on May 18, 2008 - 8:49am.
Bisexual men are way better lovers than hetero men. That's why she is giddy.
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I had a friend who dated a bisexual man, and come to think of it, she was pretty fucking happy (no pun intended) all the time....until he dumped her ass for his male hairdresser. True story!
OT: Sorry but I don't care if this guy was so good in the sack he could make me kill my family, the douchocity abounds and that negates any hotness he might have had.
great guy = single and heterosexual
a rare thing in the entertainment industry.
I've never seen anyone actually wear a slingshot before.
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high on beans...
low on frank.
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He is the ultimate fug douche.
I got two words for ya kids:
Publicity.
Stunt.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Bisexual men are way better lovers than hetero men. That's why she is giddy.
Yeh, annoying though Aniston may be she has a great body, and much better than the plastic bits attached to the stumoy, assless worble of a man that is Jessica Simpson. She can do better than this douche.
Jen: your fuck-ship with Mayernaise is already past its expiration date.
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if I never see this photo of John again, it will still be too long. uggg
I guess this is the truth, and what they say is true, the truth can be very ugly!
=======I have to say that he is very sexy. Jennifer, I hate you.
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are an item!
that is on Perez........evidently they have already gotten their kids together....yeah, that's smart. Ryder is probably still wondering where Owen is.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
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well that pic made my vajayjay drier than the Sahara and now my body is a desertland
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Tick "None comprehended."
Is this one of those Ashton Kutcher pranks again?? Because it totally smells like it.
Sheeps!
you're silly, which is why I love ya......hehehe
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 8:38am.
A CPA with Cialis?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 11:13am.
Jen has some great "friends"...they seem to sell her out every chance they get.
Exactly.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 8:29am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 18, 2008 - 8:26am.
May I perhaps recommend a CPA or a Best Buy regional sales manager?
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any other suggestions? (wink) lol
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
"may I please have a shriveled up nasty bod like Jen Aniston's...in my next life?"
Same here. She may be boring but Jen has a great body for her age.
So tired about reading every celebrity hookup as if the person they're fucking is supposed to be their soul mate. Let the woman have a little fun and dump his candy ass when she's done with him.
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