Sunday, May 18th 2008
Peeing In The Water
Poor fishies of Costa Rica. They didn't see it coming. Taken out by a wave of Cheeto piss. What a sad way to go.
Anyway, Brit Brit was back at the beach in Costa Rica yesterday and this time she brought a man. A man! The paps say the man is TV agent Jason Trawick. The paps also said that Jason kept Brit Brit laughing, fetched her canned corn syrup water and gave her a ride on an ATV. Oh shit! You know how those rednecks do it. First comes the ATV ride then comes baby making then comes marriage!
I'm getting a major "Republic in the closet" vibe from Jason. Daddy Spears was also at the beach yesterday to dip his man chichis into the salty water. How lovely it is to be a Spears.
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Yeah... what is it about this family that they are always within 15 feet of an ATV? First it was Jamie Lynn and the father of her baby, mucking around in the backwoods of Louisiana.
Now, Britney in Costa Rica.
Maybe if they WALKED once in awhile... they would lose a pound.
OK, maybe an ounce.
I sure miss her spray-on abs.
I guess they would wash off at the beach.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 8:24am.
I wouldn't go anywhere where there wasn't easy access to a bathroom, if I were you......:)
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Speaking of bikini bodies, I am doing this 7 day pill detox and not eating much :(. I hope this shit works, and I hope "7 Day Detox" is not code for "7 Days of Laxatives". I've never done a detox before.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I really don't think she is pregnant. How many times has she appeared to be five months pregnant since having JJ? Like fifteen? She's just stumpy and "bigger".
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I don't think Britney has cankles- she just has enormous calves, and her ankles are not delicate and small.
She's not fat at all, but that is not a bikini body, as some people mentioned yesterday.
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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"
Seriously, I am really NOT to believe she's knocked up?
Her pooch is barkin'...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I like that bikini. Anyone know where she got it?
Adnan is starting to look better and better.
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Submitted by Who Cares on May 18, 2008 - 9:49am.
Oh my God I have never seen so many over weight and seriously FAT pigs in my life. Is this some weight watcher event?
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HAHA!! Methinks they have not been counting their 'points!'
@Nitty, to enter all you have to do is take your shoes off and smile a big cheeto-lipped, orange teeffed, coated tongue grin!
Love that suit the way it says "kills" just above the dark hole...what an understatement.
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
Submitted by Sheeps on May 18, 2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by The C word on May 18, 2008 - 7:51am.
Me, too.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Submitted by The C word on May 18, 2008 - 9:51am.
ROFL!
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Submitted by The C word on May 18, 2008 - 7:51am.
Me, too.
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@Sensimina, Sheeps, and CTH:
I was actually referring to Papa Spears, but yah those looks would for her too.
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Oh my God I have never seen so many over weight and seriously FAT pigs in my life. Is this some weight watcher event?
Frankly I think while she's trying to recover her mental health and her career, her best look would be laying low away from the cameras.
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Heyo, Deb! *smooch and a wedge* I wonder if I put on a two piece and wandered onto the compound if they'd mistake me for family. I'm sure I'd give myself a way by using manners and a restroom though. *sigh*
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
May I suggest a nice one piece? Or perhaps a tank and shorts combo?
Shorts would only "accentuate" her thighs. I think a tankini with higher cut leg holes (gross, i know, but it elongates the legs)and a supportive top would look best on Britters.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by The C word on May 18, 2008 - 7:39am.
Or white-trash water-park style: denim cutoffs, wifebeater, black bra.
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@ C word
Right?
I mean, this suit just makes her look FATTER than she prolly is.
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May I suggest a nice one piece? Or perhaps a tank and shorts combo?
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Does it bug the crap out of anyone else that this bitch tans w/ a watch & necklaces on? What kind of funky ass tan lines is she going to have?
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Jesus, people that fatt and out of shape got no bizznes in a skimpy suit like that.
shneck, lmao! and gunt
gut=cunt=gunt.
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Her weave looks decent.
Jason looks like he needs floaties.
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Hi Nitty! In South America it is pronounced Los Cheetoritos!
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No comment, the family will issued a statement after the police investigation has concluded.~~~Deborah
Leighton Meester or whatever has WAAAAAY worse cankles than Brit and she is skinny as hell. There is no distinguising curve from her calves to her ankles...at ALL. Ah seen it in the In Touch magahzeen!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Only shocking part about this entire family outing is the lack of cheeto bags in the vicinity.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
She's still fuckable.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 18, 2008 - 9:25am.
Cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-CANKLES.
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Don't forget the shneck.
shoulders + chin - neck = shneck
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Cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-CANKLES.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
They all need some more modest bathing attire. I guess the Ballys sponsorship didn't pan out.
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Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man
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Shitney has fat ankles...fankles...heh heh.
Ok, so she still looks seriously pregnant, but at the same time she has belly rolls. Then again they could be just above-baby belly rolls. Either way, WRONG.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Pasty white guy is a nice accessory. Makes you look better by default.
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Omg, she looks so cute.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
I think the ocean should rebel. Send a rip-tide and a tidal wave for this insult.
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But all the pretty, pretty ones
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Well...she must have squeezed a doodie bubble out yesterday because she looks a lot less bloated! Wish I could be at the fucking beach too!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Ewww... *barfs up lunch* Skanky worthless cow
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For I have walked a sinful road
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