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Lily Allen seems to be having a blast in Cannes. She's boozing, flipping people off and airing her chocha out in the French breezes. I guess fake blondes do have more fun. Seriously, it's time for Lily to cover up that blonde mess. It was fun while it lasted, but she is totally starting to look like the crazy lady at my laundromat and that is fucking me up.

Here's more of Lily with her daddy at a Cannes party on Thursday night. The first thumbnail is slightly NSFW. Not really. You just see a little landing strip. A little landing strip never hurt anybody. A little stubble however is a different story. I don't know how many times my tongue has been burned by taint stubble. Wax don't shave!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Lily Allen

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 6:15pm.

Maybe she is inappropriately mourning the loss of her baby and boyfriend?

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 6:14pm.

Okay, as with Phoebe Price, I have to admit, I have NO IDEA who Lily Allen is?

Submitted by Morbidosity on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 6:14pm.

If it were not for her flying the California Howdy in the 1st photo, she would actually be kind of cute.

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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.

Submitted by Angry Asian on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 6:11pm.

with her blond hair she sort of looks like Jessica simpson in this pic.

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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 6:11pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on May 17, 2008 - 2:50pm.

It's almost enough to make me agree with that Taylor Swift loonie.
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Don't even go there.
Freddo, you are my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with everyone against the family again, ever.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Submitted by xxyxz on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 6:08pm.

NitWitty

I miss you on myspace :(

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Go Spurs!

Submitted by prettykitty on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 6:07pm.

the carpet does not match the drapes.

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 5:50pm.

Sick of these British ho-bag skank singers. She and Winehouse and the others can go jump off a bridge. It's almost enough to make me agree with that Taylor Swift loonie.

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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

Submitted by Datura on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 5:48pm.

You know... I don't think I've ever flashed any of my girly parts in public.

Try as I might to have an upskirt moment or a slip de la nip, I can never seem to pull it off. This, I suppose, is why I'll never be a famous actress.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Submitted by dead-actress on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 5:45pm.

Now THIS is the type to sponsor Hohan's birthday party! It's all about flashing the chocha, toasting the host & on your knees "blowing" the candle.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Submitted by Regina on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 5:45pm.

Lily Allen is hardly a nobody. Her album Alright, Still was acclaimed in both the US and UK and did well commercially. You may find that hard to believe, but sorry, people!

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 5:43pm.

I have been trained since before I can remember to sit as if I was holding a quarter between my knees. It's how ladies are supposed to sit.
I'm sure her little landing strip had a lot of gnat traffic.

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 5:37pm.

Aww, nothin says lovin' than behaving like a two dollar whore when your daddy's acting as your pimp. Shit, my dad woulda slapped me into next year and had my naked ass on a plane and my mother would be waiting to finish the job when I got back home. Go figure, I'd be afraid I had shamed my father if he was escorting me.

~~The world's largest sink hole~~

Submitted by yiooooooo on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 5:37pm.

I dont undestand why this woman is not wearing panties , I understand that sometimes she may need to breath or you dont want panty lines but her dress is flowy and they would have not been visible

PS: if your not goin to wear panties cross your legs I dont want to see your chocha , is not sexy i makes you look like a whore a lazy whore who does not want to waste time taking her panties off to have sex