Saturday, May 17th 2008
Woody Needs A Nap
Somebody give Woody Allen a jar of Gerber's tropical dessert baby food. He looks like he needs one. I just discovered that shit and it's delicious. I'm tempted to mix it with a shot of vodka for an extra kick!
Woody is currently in Cannes promoting his 1,245,678th movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, with Penny Cruz. Penny is so fucking gorgeous. No wonder Salma Hayek ALLEGEDLY went lesbian for her. I'd even go lesbo for her. Salma is probably only shacking up with that rich dude, so that she can take all his money and run away with Penny. They want to buy the Isle of Lesbos and change its name to the Isle of Gayelle.
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I ♥ Penny Cruz and I would go gayelle for her in a nanosecond.
Woody Allen is a funny smart guy and has made some great great movies.
It's time for him to retire, however. And he should take his Dragon Lady wife with him.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
I think she looks better than usual here...she normally reminds me of a bird. Salma is a lot prettier!
is it just me or did she take her rack down a few notches?
Not really feeling the dress, but GIMME THOSE SHOES!! H-O-T-T HOT!! (I've been on a shoe kick lately, and I'm loving those...) I do think she looks really pretty in those pics, but she does normally look kinda weird. Just can't stand to listen to her speak; that accent is just awful.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
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Penny Cruz?...I'd hit it.
Woody disgusts me on so many levels. I never found his 'works' to be genius or endearing or even remotely entertaining. He makes movies about his own disturbed mental masterbatory fantasies with added OCD and icky quirks and god only knows what else goes on roaming in that twisted, ugly head of his.
Obviously? A lot of people were really stoned when they started making Woody out to be some great writer/director. The man is an embecile for crying out loud. Clear the bong smoke and wake up!
The ego on that little, ugly turd of a man just astounds me to no end. ICK
Every time I see Woody Allen I think about that Valentine's day card Mia sent Woody with the butcher's knife through it! That's the kind of crazy you think about not act upon.
Woody Allen needs to HANG IT THE FUCK UP. Ugh!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by Devore on May 17, 2008 - 8:29am.
Allen Konigsberg looks confused in these photographs because Miss Cruz still speaks English with an outrageous accent.
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I love how Fred from the Howard Stern show always plays a tape of roosters crowing when they play an Penny Cruz interview.
I think Penny's sister is way prettier. Penny annoys me.
Penny's face and hair look pretty, but I hate that dress. She could definitely wear something better to look "Cannes Casual".
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Never thought Penny was all that. She has a witchy nose.
Allen Konigsberg looks confused in these photographs because Miss Cruz still speaks English with an outrageous accent.
That cocktail actually sounds pretty good. Add some ice and throw in the blender... then I'm good. Ok, I should eat breakfast first. :)
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.