Woody Needs A Nap

He has not aged well. Somewhere in that self-absorbed, neurotic being, a voice must be hammering away, "You are a twisted perv who betrayed trust." It has etched itself into his puffy, sallow face.

She's a big slut. With her incestous video with her siblings and lesbo scenes in this movie.

" Woody starred Mia in many of his movies when she couldn't get a job. She should be grateful!"

why would a woman be grateful her ex husband is fucking one of her children?

allen konigsberg and soon yi previn have two adopted daughters.

these children are not their biological children so if mr konigsberg decided to trade in soon yo for one of these kids it's not technically incest is it?

he crossed a line with that soon yi,.whatever his feelings were he should have exercised restraint and not gone there with that girl.

if a woman decided to fuck her under aged stepson or stepdaughter, i doubt shed be able to retain the respect of her colleagues!

Submitted by gucci on May 17, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Woody is offically a pepaw!
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I'd say the el grande pepaw...or g'paw...aww...that's what his kid he had with his daughter can call him! How sweet...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Woody is offically a pepaw!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 17, 2008 - 4:59pm.

They'd have to bury me after I stroked out.

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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?

He sure do, IG!

Put Sheeps in a Penny/Salma sandwich, and he'd be happy out to pasture for years.

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“Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me...."
-Alanis Morisette "Uninvited"

Sheeps ♥ Salma.

:o)

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But then again, what do I know?

In fact, Salma and Penny are going to run away with ME to the Isle of Lesbos. And we're keeping the name--it has a nice ring.

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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?

I'm amused by how Woody has always cultivated an old mans persona, because now, he is actually an old man. And the funny thing is, he looks miserable.

shit........Woody needs fuckin euthanized. Penny reminds me so much of Victoria Abril....sooooooo hot!

Submitted by d-nice on May 17, 2008 - 2:49pm.

Then I happened to watch All About My Mother (Spanish w/English subtitles) and I was blown away. She captivated the screen, and has a mastery of facial expression. The camera loves her, she delivers lines with so much passion.
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d-nice is correct!
If you haven't seen All About My Mother or Volver then STFU.

Did I say STFU? I meant, if you haven't seen these films you really should!

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

I've watched people go through their home movies before dying. I wouldn't want to see his.

Penny is perfection!
At first I thought she was not so cute, and didn't understand what was so great about her. Then I happened to watch All About My Mother (Spanish w/English subtitles) and I was blown away. She captivated the screen, and has a mastery of facial expression. The camera loves her, she delivers lines with so much passion. She isn't a pop tart, like Jessica Alba, Kate Beckingsale, and so many other actresses that are very beautiful but empty.

Yes she doesn't have the cookie cutter look about her, which is what I see as exciting, refreshing and different.

I get lost in her eyes, what I'd do to be a fly in the room when Her & Javier are together...

Penelope is hot as long as she keeps her mouth shut, because I hate her voice.

Allen is washed up, IMO. All he's good for nowadays is casting young women alonside old men. Wait a minute ...

Penny looks gorgeous. There is something about Latinas..beautiful eyes, hair & skin. Love it!

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

Woody "The Perv" Allen is still making films. I can't stand this sleazy little worm.

toot toot...hey...beep beep!

Mia Farrow is from the same planet as Tom Cruise, she's as nutty as he is. Mia married Frank Sinatra when she was 18 and he was in his 50s. Woody Allen is a genius and has been happily married to Soon Yi for many years and they have two beautiful daughters. And as far as Penny Cruz is concerned, yuck. She is not in the least bit attractive because of her huge schnozola. So lay off Woody. Woody starred Mia in many of his movies when she couldn't get a job. She should be grateful!

Penelope is sooo freaking sexy. I love her accent too. She can also act unlike saint whorelina.
Darn Scarlett isnt in Cannes. We needed another liplock.

Penelope Cruz is just fucking ridiculously gorgeous.

Submitted by zomay on May 17, 2008 - 12:26pm.

A while back MK showed pictures of Katie Holmes doing the red/blue dress/shoes trend. Well she failed at it. THIS is how you do it. A+! Take notes Katie.
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Is it a trend? Except for my lime green clown shoe Crocs I never wear colored shoes EVER. I am so old school.
I thought Katie was wearing Superman colors because the theme of the gala she was attending was superheroes. :)
Penny rocks. See Volver.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Though I would of LOVED to have seen a pop of color on her wrist. Still an A though.

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A while back MK showed pictures of Katie Holmes doing the red/blue dress/shoes trend. Well she failed at it. THIS is how you do it. A+! Take notes Katie.

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Woody looks beat.

I personally never think Cruz is that pretty, something about her nose bothers me

Woody & the daughter/wife issue...*shudders*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Yes! I saw Linda/Belinda. My husband hated it but then again I love Will Ferrell.

And Mrs. K, you have my dream job dammit. I am happiest surrounded by books. I like the old bookstores and go there to escape, I love it. I also am one of the only people who still uses (or even has ) my library card. I LOVE it there. I take my peapod there for special story circles too, haha. He loves it.
The main branch is excellent. Sure some crazies camp out usually on the first level. It's hot here all the time so not to escape the cold- to escape the heat. They are a little stinky sometimes but totally harmless. Anyway there are a few librarians there who are so damned nice. Old school one, who you know have been doing this for years. They help out and I think more people need to ask them stuff. I wish I did that more when I was in school. But this one woman there remembers stuff and when I come back has recommendations. She RULES. You need a librarian science degree though.

So props to you!

Thanks Mrs.Kravitz!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/books/97/02/23/reviews/farrow-verdict.html

Soon-Yi must be praying for the day Wood-Yi croaks. Except self-absorbed asses like him outlive everybody.

I love some Woody Allen movies, others I cna't stand. Did anyone see "Melinda and Melinda" where Will Ferrell did his best Woody Allen impression? Unintentionally hilarious. I don't get why Woody Allen makes all his actors speak in the same halting, hestitating or bemused way.

I saw Soon-Yi at the playground one day and she looked MISERABLE. I feel sorry for her because I think Woody really took advantage of her.

Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 17, 2008 - 10:50am.

Mrs.K you are a doll.
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I am a professional librarian, Madame...♥
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Mrs.K you are a doll. I registered for the article and can rread it now:) Wheee. Thanks a bunch.

And his older son DECLINED to see him? That says a lot.

@ Madame Dufarge
At your service, Madame

http://www.nytimes.com/books/97/02/23/reviews/970223.23harrist.html
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

But in 1992 he abruptly fell to earth. His longtime companion and lead actress, Mia Farrow, found his nude Polaroids of 21-year-old Soon-Yi Farrow Previn, one of her adopted children (with former husband André Previn), on the mantelpiece in his living room, and the subsequent scandal burst into the headlines like a nuclear fireball. Farrow accused Allen of sexually abusing their adopted daughter, Dylan, then seven. Allen indignantly denied her charges. "I never did anything. I would never molest a child," he said during a hearing. He was cleared by a panel of doctors from Yale New Haven Hospital, but Farrow eventually won full custody of Dylan as well as the couple's biological son, Satchel, then 4, and their adopted son, Moses, 14. The judge in the case accused Allen of being "self-absorbed" and decried what he saw as Allen's inability to comprehend the negative impact on his children of his and Soon-Yi's relationship. Allen was ultimately denied visitation rights with Dylan and allowed to see Satchel only under supervision; Moses, being older, was given a choice and declined to see his father.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot&sexy photos on www.RichMatchMaking.com a dating sitefor celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real?

No matter how hard the PR push and the hoopla, I will never see Penelope Cruz as hot.

Cute, yes.
But hot?

Hell to the naw!

And Woody Allen is one of the most glorified freak jobs in entertainment ever.

That's all.

www.myspace.com/triston

She looks great here. If I try the 'smoky eye' look I end up looking terrible. So I skip it completely.
She looks natural too like she hasn't fucked with her face.

And RE: @Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 17, 2008 - 10:40am.

Every time I see Woody Allen I think about that Valentine's day card Mia sent Woody with the butcher's knife through it! That's the kind of crazy you think about not act upon.

REALLY? Mia did that? Little thing, Mia? I LOVE IT I must find where that came from and get the full story. Brilliant.

Submitted by Devore on May 17, 2008 - 10:06am.

allen konisberg did not just date a girl who was to young for him, he "dated" and married a girl who was
his adopted stepdaughter.
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NOT DEFENDING HIM!!!!
He claimed he was never in any way, shape or form a father figure to Mia's kids. He and Mia did not live together and he said he was rarely at her apartment. Regardless, what he and Soon Yi did was still selfish and sick sick sick, a deep betrayal to Mia, a kick in the groin of the highest order.

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Submitted by Devore on May 17, 2008 - 1:06pm.

Maybe its just me but I find it gross to be dating anyone who's still a teen when you're an adult. And I don't give a damn about the circumstances.

The film is getting excellent reviews and they are singling Penny out as the best in the film! Wooooooooooo!

allen konisberg did not just date a girl who was to young for him, he "dated" and married a girl who was
his adopted stepdaughter.

technically, this is not incest but that is besides the point, it's wrong and indicative of his poor character.

I think Penny's sister is way prettier. Penny annoys me.
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I'm with you, Aphid.

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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf

Not defending Woody Allen in anyway shape or form. But how come people still love to crack jokes about him having things for teens when Brad Pitt dated Juliette Lewis when she was still jail bait but everyone seems to forget about that?

Boomsy, Every once in a while I walk through Salon Shoes at Nordstrom like it's a museum or gallery. God, that Jimmy Choo is the 21st century's Michaelangelo! Like you I cannot afford that shit. :(
I am strictly a Dansko kind of girl, yeah FRUMPY!!!!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

Submitted by Pers on May 17, 2008 - 12:49pm.

Don't forget pedantic, boorish, amateurish, tactless and puerile (just to add a few more descriptives to the list).

Wood-Yee needs a dirt nap STAT.

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 12:50pm

LOL; you're right. I have trouble walking in chunky flip flops. I can only walk in wedge heels, but her shoes are SO pretty to look at... wouldn't buy them though. Pretty sure they're WAY out of my budget and one of my dogs would probably eat them anyway.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde

Submitted by murmurmercy on May 17, 2008 - 12:45pm

I think she's always been small chested, especially compared to Selma. If you see the two of them in 'Banditas' (yes, I saw it; so shoot me) you can see just how small she really is.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde

Show him a 12-year-old girl...that'll wake him up.

www.mrsmildredpierce.com/retro

Submitted by boomsy on May 17, 2008 - 9:44am.

GIMME THOSE SHOES!! H-O-T-T HOT!! (I've been on a shoe kick lately, and I'm loving those...)
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WOW, do you just collect them or actually WEAR them? I could never wear heels that high. In fact, my lime green clown shoe Crocs are too high for me. I fall off of them all the time!

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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."

I agree with the other poster who wondered what the big fuss is with Woody. I find his movies boring, unfunny, long, and stupid. He's no genius, just the product of a practical joke that has gone on too damned long.
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I like some Woody Allen movies, others, I will pass. I wonder what Soon Yi thinks of all of his young, usually blonde little muses? I'm pretty sure what Mia thinks of them.

And that knife in the card story takes the cake. I've got to read up on that one.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.