Saturday, May 17th 2008

Glamour In Vienna

Yesterday, I posted some pictures of Nikki Cox and her fish lips from hell. I think Amanda Lepore was her inspiration. Mandy's lips have enough crap in them to keep Tupperware in business for decades. Shit, we should recycle her hot ass. All our problems will be solved. Naw, let's not recycle her. The world needs this kind of glamour and beauty. While all of us get wrinkly and saggy, Mandy will still look like this.

Here's Mandy looking like a sexy, plastic Dixie cup at the Life Ball in Vienna.

Wireimage, Splashnewsonline.com

Posted by: Michael K


BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

This makes me wonder how he viewed women to begin with.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by Beth4 on May 17, 2008 - 11:42am.

I will never understand why women want to do this to themselves. She looks like a circus freak.
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I don't either. But, in this case, she's a MAN baby!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

boomsy's picture

@ Beth4: Well, I think part of the reason is because Ms. Amanda used to be a HE. 'Nugh said.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Oh look, SOLO brand has started making people.
So shiny, so durable, so very plastic, is she recyclable?

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

mike's picture

Gross, just gross.

Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ

Beth4's picture

I will never understand why women want to do this to themselves. She looks like a circus freak.

jammer's picture

forever.now,
She's photographer David LaChapelle's muse. She done campaign work for Swatch and MAC cosmetics and models for Heatherette. And she has little tunes she does (ie. "I Don't Know Much about Clothes, but My Hair Looks Fierce (Fierce!)"). I don't think she was ever going for any sort of white lady realness with her look. Ah, the joys of performing gender!
oh and btw, that gold headpiece is seriously the hottest thing i've seen all year, besides that rhinestone pasty she's wearing under her corset ha. ^^^
EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Pers's picture

Quack! Quack! Quack!
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Submitted by r5bales on May 17, 2008 - 11:17am.

WORD. Which is why you'll never see Kizzy quacking or sporting a Brazillian :)

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r5bales's picture

the entire concept of women wearing lipstick from the Egyptian days is for lips to look plumper, to simulate nether lips.
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Now they REALLY look like the nether lips. There is a reason the nether's are not on the face, they are not pretty.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 17, 2008 - 10:57am

Nah, it's not just her, the entire concept of women wearing lipstick from the Egyptian days is for lips to look plumper, to simulate nether lips. Women have been biting, using herbal "potions", etc. to make their lips look fuller and redder for centuries, it's just now plastic surgery has enabled women to abuse it, like breast & cheek implants.

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Little China Doll's picture

I'm completely freaked out right now.
Good thing I have the whole day to try and get rid of these images...I wouldn't be able to sleep if he posted these last night.

parissucksliterally's picture

this freak creeps me out!

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HedyLamarr's picture

Kim Cattrall came to Vienna for tonight's LifeBall.at (an annual Aids Charity Event) today, but unfortunately so did LaMANda... CoKate, Mariah and Kelly O. where announced too, but have not shown up yet!

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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 17, 2008 - 9:57am.

We can all thank AJ for this big lip fad on white women.
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Yet another reason to wrank on St. Angelina. Like we need another one.

Mr. President's picture

Plastic surgery overdose. She's about the same age as Karen Allen (ie; Indiana Jones' girlfriend) but Allen looks a lot fresher and younger. Plastic surgery can actually make you look older if done to excess.

Not to mention the fact that she no longer looks like a human being.

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Green Is Good's picture

Um, that's a Madame Tussauds wax figure, right?

It's not? I don't believe you.

BeigeBaby's picture

We can all thank AJ for this big lip fad on white women.

oklahoma's picture

This bitch is standing in a car.. Look at that first picture... i guess there is nothing more she can do that would out-freak her looks, but that is pretty strange..

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Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

omg... that top picture... she doesn't look real... and I don't mean real = natural (cuz duh). I mean real = breathing and capable of independent movement.

I get the lotsa surgery is how her features look the way the do. but how does she do the rest of it? does she go into a posing trance? how does her make up look the way it does? I can see why people would invite her places... they want to ask these questions!

is she famous for anything else? I know her name... or has she always just been doing this sort of thing?

putsomestankonit's picture

Her face looks like it was made out of Silly Putty.

Raven's picture

second picture .. she has belly bloat too.

think he/she's pregnant? ;)

Who Cares's picture

Zero self respect for looking like a fucking freak.

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Submitted by Sensimina on May 17, 2008 - 8:46am.

i have always wanted to go to Vienna too. beautiful country. oh and Prauge.

OT: she scares me

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I would love to go to Vienna. I fucking love Mozart and I've always wanted to travel to Salzburg, Germany and Vienna to see where he lived. That shit would give me serious goosebumps.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

NotsoAnonymous's picture

Something for Crissy Crocker to aspire to...

I didn't recognize her with clothes on.