Saturday, May 17th 2008

Glamour In Vienna

Yesterday, I posted some pictures of Nikki Cox and her fish lips from hell. I think Amanda Lepore was her inspiration. Mandy's lips have enough crap in them to keep Tupperware in business for decades. Shit, we should recycle her hot ass. All our problems will be solved. Naw, let's not recycle her. The world needs this kind of glamour and beauty. While all of us get wrinkly and saggy, Mandy will still look like this.

Here's Mandy looking like a sexy, plastic Dixie cup at the Life Ball in Vienna.

Wireimage, Splashnewsonline.com

Posted by: Michael K


juni's picture

I guess the next step will be lips fully covering half the face. Between LePore and Cloe Latanzi, we're getting there. Then some publicity seeker will go beyond, with a face consisting primarily of lips. Celebrities will need to be carried around like Mariah, because their lips obscure their eyes.

joanne's picture

Damn, I had to google her (yes, sex change) She is quite impressive. If she is doing a movie I would see it.

joanne's picture

Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 17, 2008 - 11:11pm.

I don't want to take my hand out of my pants. You know, why don't you just share your knowledge? It was a question.

helly's picture

hmmm

helly's picture

uhhggg.

helly's picture

RELAX Stewie there's always going to be somebody who doesn't know what/who This Creature is.

starsign's picture

Jesus Christ! WTF! How much work has this tranny had? Isn't she (he) like 50 something? This is beyond extreme. Her face looks painful especially the lips. They almost take up the entire bottom of her face/jaw.

Surely she can't EVER be comfortable? Her body and face look so tight and constrained. If she farted her face and body would explode. She is nipped and tucked to within an inch of her life.

Pete Burns eat your heart out!

Angry Asian's picture

she looks like one of the Ghosts in that movie 13 ghosts.

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gucci's picture

well stewie i know she's filthy rich and from south africa. i wasn't sure about her/him sexual orientation though. and yes, i am lazy and don't feel like going to google right now. so sue me sue me what can you do me?!

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StewieGriffin's picture

and for you noobs who don't know who he/she is...your browser is obviously already opened, get your hands out of the Cheetos bag (or your underwear) for two seconds, cut and paste the name into your search bar and Google

StewieGriffin's picture

It's A-MAN-DUH Lepore

gucci's picture

is this a man or a woman someone please tell me seriously.

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She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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riverchic's picture

Remember the first Batman movie? When the Joker put "Smilex" in all the beauty products? Bitch looks like she got ahold of some of that shit...

My 6 yr. old walked by the computer right when her pic came up & he said, "That's the ugliest doll I've ever seen!" He doesn't believe me it's a real person...

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helly's picture

::sigh:: It seems like no one can ever answer that question. My gay pals all like men, so they can't answer it either. I guess it will just be one of the Great Mysteries of the Ages...

helly's picture

I'm not familiar with this name and I honestly don't understand what I'm looking at. Is this a real person? I went back and forth, thought it was a mannikin, then thought it was real, but then saw the little truck it was standing on, and thought it was a posed mannikin again. I don't care how mannikin is really spelled BTW. If this is a person, they have gone beyond humanhood. It seems they are in an appropriate venue for this at a decadent ball in Vienna - they've actually stepped across the threshold and made themselves become an "objet d'art." If this was their goal, hurray, if not, then I am creeped out of my skull.

joanne's picture

A lifelike barbie doll, I like her/him? for the same reason I like Posh, They dress alike and don't care what people think. (S)he probably has a long of interesting stories.

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Submitted by r5bales on May 17, 2008 - 6:16pm.
How big is this person. Is Amanda RuPaul size or Tom Cruise size. I am trying to get a handle on this person. Super tall trannies and drag queens are great.

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Um, well... let me try to remember.
It's been awhile since we were in the same room together.
My recollection, she's probably about 5'8" or so...
That would make her about a foot taller than Tommy Girl.

r5bales's picture

How big is this person. Is Amanda RuPaul size or Tom Cruise size. I am trying to get a handle on this person. Super tall trannies and drag queens are great.
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harlee25's picture

um...what does this tranny do?

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Nudgie's picture

I.....don't....know....what.....to.....say.

marvin k mooney's picture

I saw this crazy mess three times on Thursday afternoon within a two hour time span. Let me just say that my children are STILL talking about it.

chola loca's picture

Apparently being a "muse" is mighty profitable.

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Submitted by Aphid on May 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
This fucking scares me.
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dead-actress's picture

I wonder how much time (in hours for hair, makeup, clothing, etc.) he/she invests in attaining just ONE look for the photo? Then...to turn around and prepare for the next?

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Lory's picture

Amanda should stop it with the surgeries. She(he)looks beyond creepy now.

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gucci's picture

Someone please tell me is this a man or a woman?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Nova's picture

This is Marc Jacob's muse. What a disgusting creature. A caricature of a woman. We know this douchebag has no respect for women by promoting this fuckdoll image and being proud of it.

MANnequin.

de Cosmos's picture

EEEEE!!!

Tranny Duck Lips.

how old is this thing ?

MDW's picture

WTF!

D.R.'s picture

Who the hell is she? *Whst* the hell is she?

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Madame Dufarge's picture

HEkki- true. They have a desire to change no matter what. I feel guilty for making fun of someone who has gender confusion you know? So it's kind of not his/her fault! But the life story/backstory on Lepore is pretty interesting. Hey at least he/she is making a good living now. The lips just over power the face and I think could look so much better...less.

Hekki's picture

I just don't understand this. But I applaud her for being who she is; it can't be easy walking down the street looking like that, even in NYC.
What I try to remember when I see people like this is that they have a very STRONG need inside them that drove them to do this to themselves. Imagine all the things one would have to DO to get to that point; all the fantasizing, making doctor's appointments, time spent in recovery rooms, salons, fetish stores, etc. It's a serious effort that must have required great desire and drive. I'm a lazy, apathetic fuck and I find it awe-inspiring that someone would be driven enough to do all that.

Madame Dufarge's picture

He needs to join Dita Von Teese for a show. It'd be funny.

Heidi keeps this picture on her nightstand for inspiration.

dirtstarsareblind's picture

LePore is easily the most frightening tranny out there.

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She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot&sexy photos on www.RichMatchMaking.com a dating sitefor celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real?

VooDooVixen's picture

I agree with a previous poster.........."she no longer looks like a human being." That is an understatement!

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Sluttsville's picture

I had no idea that doctors now perform vaginoplasty on the face.

sheesh... the main pic looks like a mannequin !!

ILoveRArmitage's picture

Is this person still a he? Sure doesn't look like any woman I would want to know.

What is he/she/it famous for anyway? Get he/she to a psychiatrist because he/she makes himself look like that on purpose. WTF must be wrong with him to think that looks good.

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jammer...
thank you. that places her in context for me.

I think real was a bad word to describe what I meant. I meant when she is posing you could easily think she was a really intricate mannequin rather than a living person. in the headpiece (which looks pretty cool) she looks more real (the way I meant it) because she is talking.

yolie's picture

The stuff nightmares are made of.

boomsy's picture

Are the still considered eyebrows when they're like 2 inches above your brow bone? Just wondering...

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Mawy's picture

I see a new paleness trend coming out. I like this better than the let-me-tan-myself-til-i-die-of-skin cancer trend.

theboy's picture

WOW !!!! this woman is so stuning.
I really like her over done style.

Parker's picture

Chola eyebrows to boot! Sharpie markers do have a wide selection to suit your Chola mood.
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Devore's picture

to give her crdit she isnt trying to look like a woman.

no woman looks like that excluding a Jocelyn Wildenstein!

Aphid's picture

This fucking scares me.

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