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Brit Brit spokesbitch has already denied she's knocked up. Her friend blamed it on water-retention. I blame it on beef jerky, butter burgers, cheese fries, frapp pops, dolls and Cheeto chicken casserole. Seriously, there's a recipe for Cheeto chicken casserole. I'm going to try to make that crap this weekend. It will probably make my asshole explode, but what's new?
Brit Brit is currently living it up on Mel Gibson's estate in Costa Rica with Daddy Spears. Where the hell is Mel in these pictures? He's probably in his bedroom, watching the tapes from the hidden camera he put in Brit's room. He's not going to find anything major. He's just going to see Brit eating, picking her butt, re-enacting scenes from "Chicken Little" and applying Crisco to her weave.
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parissucks, sorry, I wasn't specific enough about the photos that I was talking about.
Do you remember a few days ago there was a picture posted of Britney a few days ago where she looked as though she was pregnant? I think she had her hair up and was wearing a purple top?
I thought that something was suspect with those pictures, especially when you look at the curve of the stomach and arse/ upper thighs. There is a lot of blurring and the colours are not in keeping with the rest of the photograph.
Sure enough, I came across across the original a few hours later. She is a lot thinner and the quality if much sharper.
Also, when you're editing a picture, it's hell to take things away and keep the background looking convincing - especially if it's a naturalistic setting. When they added the extra weight of Britney, they obviously blocked out some of the background that you can clearly see in the unedited shot. Therefore, it's much more probably that the tubby photos are the fakes.
I'm not a crazed Britney fan, I just hate being treated like a moron by news outlets.
Submitted by gimmemore411 on May 17, 2008 - 7:44am.
i think britney looks great. she's had 2 kids in a short amount of time. it's possible that she is dealing with diastasis recti. Diastasis recti is commonly seen in women who have multiple pregnancies, because the muscles have been stretched many times. it can cause the stomach to look pregnant/bloated. also, its hard to say what type of birth control she is on. i personally know a lot of women who have gained weight because of their birth control, especially if they are on the shot. and britney could also be on A.D. meds and i also know several people who have gained a lot of weight because of a.d. meds. so all 3 of these factors could very likely be coming into play. anyways, i still think she looks great. i can probably never wear a 2 piece bathing suit ever again because of the stretch marks i got from being pregnant.
I have had 3 kids and I look nothing like that...
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While down there with Mel, I'm sure he'll convince her that The Jews are the source of all her troubles and problems.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on May 17, 2008 - 11:37am.
There are too many pics that are 'shopped, but I don't think they faked the jelly roll in the ATV shots.
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It's just a matter of time before we'll be seeing Crissy Crocker in an identical bikini.
At least, she keeps herself in better shape.
Ok so she's smoking, I guess we are now to believe she really isn't pregnant.
Considering she is supposed to be working out and getting "back" to her former suppressed crazy whoreness, um, it isn't working.
I guess Daddy Spears cut off the Xantrax3 supply.
This IS the real Shitney. Gross and hideous.
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i think britney looks great. she's had 2 kids in a short amount of time. it's possible that she is dealing with diastasis recti. Diastasis recti is commonly seen in women who have multiple pregnancies, because the muscles have been stretched many times. it can cause the stomach to look pregnant/bloated. also, its hard to say what type of birth control she is on. i personally know a lot of women who have gained weight because of their birth control, especially if they are on the shot. and britney could also be on A.D. meds and i also know several people who have gained a lot of weight because of a.d. meds. so all 3 of these factors could very likely be coming into play. anyways, i still think she looks great. i can probably never wear a 2 piece bathing suit ever again because of the stretch marks i got from being pregnant.
If she needs a vacation and is trying to get her shit together, I'm okay with that. And she's not fat...BUT...that's not a bikini body. When the hell did it become the rule that everyone had to wear a bikini, no matter their size or shape? Someone could be larger than her but differently proportioned and I'd think they looked okay in a bikini. But are one-piece suits so hopelessly out of style that people would rather parade their belly flab in public than keep it covered? If she wore the right swimsuit (or regular clothes) she'd look fine. She wouldn't look like a lingerie model, but nobody would be calling her fat.
Why the hell is she wearing a bikini? If you don't have a slammin' bod, DO NOT wear a bikini. You have to have a really, really nice body to carry off a bikini. A flat stomach alone doesn't mean you should be wearing. There's NOTHING wrong with a single piece, and that's what 95% of women look best in. Just because you can wear something doesn't mean you should.
@PSL--JJ's probably from somewhere where the men are men, and the women are HUGE.
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Submitted by Jazzy_Jasmine on May 17, 2008 - 10:25am.
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*SOB* You're right!!! I feel so awful! I' realize what a HAG I am! WHAAAA!
Eh, not really. Just throwing you a bone. Happy now? Flee while your smug, self-righteous ego is intact.
Stick around, and prepare to be verbally eviscerated.
Ziggy, what looks fake to you about these pics? We have been seeing candids of Brit for a while now, where she looks like this. IMO, the photoshopped pics are the ones that make her look skinny!
( BTW, I do not think Brit is fat, but she is much bigger than has been in years)
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 17, 2008 - 11:30am.
Heya doll!
GIG-- So eloquent! Bonus points for being nice enough to warn!!
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The 'pregnant' pictures that have being doing the rounds in the press recently were obviously 'shopped. It's amazing how gullible people can be, and I'm disappointed that so many blogs, magazines and newspapers would run with such shit-tastic fakes.
I'm so sick of seeing these non-stories, and I'm constantly shocked by how easy it is for somebody to digitally a photo on the internet, and suddenly people take it as gospel.
Gossip blogs in general have become so trite. You used to find some pretty funny social commentary, but now all we have are photos of women for other women and gay men to comment on how fat or thin they are.
Boring.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on May 17, 2008 - 11:29am.
THANK YOU!! WTF?? Is he telling her, this is what you do with your money, buy a place where the press is controlled, and pull your drunks in peace?
I heard it was actually his wife who was the one who wanted to rescue Britney, and instigated the dinner invites. "Empty nest" syndrome gone awry?
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Thank you Kizzy. Well said.
Jazzy Jasmine: where are you from? since you are not one of "us Americans"?
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on May 17, 2008 - 7:29am.
P.S. Damn! Britney's gut!! This chick had rock hard abs five years ago...and a career...and an acceptable weave. My how things have changed.
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Submitted by Jazzy_Jasmine on May 17, 2008 - 11:25am.
If we wanted to discuss those issues, we'd be on a Reuters or AP blog. We're not. We're here. We want to talk about celebrities, who's fucking who, and who's getting fat. Those are the topics here. Feel free to participate, or find those Reuters/AP blogs yourself.
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What is up with this Mel/Britney alliance?? This is unholy I tell you! Can the apocalypse be far behind? ((flipping through my bible)) Ok, Britney must be the whore and Mel is the beast. It's right here in Revelation.
P.S. Damn! Britney's gut!! This chick had rock hard abs five years ago...and a career...and an acceptable weave. My how things have changed.
Fat? She's not fat! What is the problem with you Americans going around calling everyone fat? Whats so horrible about a little extra weight anyway?
There are murderers, rapists, pedofiles, terrorists out there + slave labour, child labour, forced prostitution... just to name a few.
Maybe thats not entertaining but lots of celebrities are self-centred, talentless and dumb. Or make horrible fashion mistakes. Is the worst thing you can come up with really that someone is 'fat' the moment that they aren't a size 0?!
I just dont get it :s
Somewhere, K-Fed is thinking "I must have been drunk at the time..."
If he's starts dating, he better have security, because Twatney won't let that shit go.
Thank you, parissucksliterally. These are the alleged singers that are getting record deals?
Hell, meet Hand Basket.
GIG, I know....you'd think "singers" who make money on their voices, would take care of them!
Oh, and she really needs to take out that belly ring. Belly rings on girls with guts are gross, IMO. (Not to mention sooo 1999)
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I think she looks pretty good. Much better than old scratchy arms.
Nice. She allegedly a singer, yet she SMOKES like a BBQ on squat, chunky legs. Yeah, that'll help her voice.
This is the same reason a hate Blowhan. Another narcissist who somehow got a record deal, yet she smokes.
This is a chubby girls stomach. A pregnant stomach starts out much lower, just below the navel. This looks like not enough crunches.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 17, 2008 - 7:58am.
I wish there was a better shot of those denim cutoffs.
Actually, no I don't!
What the hell was I thinking... ?
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she can't FIT in those denim cutoffs anymore.
I say it is meds that are making her gain weight, though I never bought the "bipolar" excuse.
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Why are people still using the "she had two kids!1!" defense? Jayden is, what, over a year old, correct? Geez, the kid will be forty and people will still be saying that.
Yeah, I KNOW your body changes after kids, blah, blah, blah, but a seemingly never ending bloat/weight gain all over your body is not the result of children. It's the result of not really caring to lose the weight. It's doesn't help her any that she goes around wearing clothes/swimwear that are not appropriate for her current body.
It is very sad when people keep harping on this girl. She was nutso, people ragged on her for doing crazy things. Now she is NOT doing anything crazy, seems like she is trying to stay outta the limelight and have her quiet time, fix things with her children and family and people still harp on her.
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Please. She is still nutso, it's just Daddy Spears has bodyguards and handlers telling her what to do and when to do it.
And actually, I don't think she is nutso. She has extreme personality disorders (such as histrionic and narcissistic) but those aren't treatable with meds. The only way this skank will stay totally out of the limelight is when she is dead and six feet under.
Oh, and it looks like she's really trying to fix things with her kids-she's in Costa Rica. I would be begging the court to see my children if I was in her shoes. Instead, she's much too busy smoking cigarettes, riding ATV's and at the beach to be bothered with children.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Good morning fellow Dlisters & hungover slutz. Pass the aspirin.
The girl goes totally fucking off her rocker for a good chunk of time, and there are people who refuse to believe she just "let herself go"? She shaved her fucking head! She wears awful clothes bra-less! She has STAINS on her clothes for fuck's sake! Britney and "give a fuck about her appearance" are not even exchanging post cards anymore.
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Remember, he meds can cause weight gain, and some bloating.
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I wish there was a better shot of those denim cutoffs.
Actually, no I don't!
What the hell was I thinking... ?
There goes my breakfast......
Seems bally isn't working...
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"seems like she is trying to stay outta the limelight and have her quiet time, fix things with her children and family and people still harp on her."
Oh she is not! Don't be stupid. If it were up to her she'd be out whoring it up and drugging and drinking every night and flashing her cooch at the paparazzi. It's only because the court has ordered her to behave and that she has minders 24/7 who are afraid their meal ticket is going to go away that she's out of the limelight. She gets NO credit whatsoever, she's basically in jail and has to do what she's told.
it still is disheartening when we are calling a size 10 or 12 *fat* ... when in fact that's probably normal.
plus i would really hate to think that if she WAS pregnant she'd be smoking .... now that is cause for a beat down.
Let's not forget she had two kids! I think she's reataining water too, although her legs seem muscular and not that swollen. The bloat also might be a side effect of the anti depressants that she seems to take. Good for her, she seems to be cleaning up!
Since when did SANSABELT [tm] start making bikini bottoms?
I had no idea they were still making those things... but there really is a website: www.sansabelt.com
FRIGHTENING FASHIONS there...
Costa Rica eh must be nice working all winter and getting a vacation oh wait never mind.
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire datingsite"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Maybe her belly wouldn't hang over so creepy like if she wouldn't wear such tight small shorts.. That has to make her tummy hurt too..
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
She's stubby ain't she?? I guess that's why she never appealed to me, she's just stubby. Short and stubby.
In that main pic is she does look pregnant. That "woman" does not deserve to have any more children! She needs to have her womb removed. She is a worthless waste of air.
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It is very sad when people keep harping on this girl. She was nutso, people ragged on her for doing crazy things. Now she is NOT doing anything crazy, seems like she is trying to stay outta the limelight and have her quiet time, fix things with her children and family and people still harp on her. Its a damn shame when there are more important things in the world. I love celebrity gossip to, more than the next person. It is a way to sort of get away from the fact that the world is going to shit in a handbasket and we have no good people running for president so we will be screwed again. Gas prices rising, people starving, unable to afford milk for their children. Sometimes I need a little celebrity gossip so I don't go nutso over whats happening in this world. Yet people just go on and on over this girl and it just seems like people will ALWAYS talk about wth she ate for breakfast and make it seem like it matters. Enough is enough, move on to news of celebrities doing something interesting.
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Is that a Cheeto in her belly button?
OMG! Goddess alert! It's too early in the AM for this kind of blinding glamour!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT