Sexy Ass Bitch
Brit Brit spokesbitch has already denied she's knocked up. Her friend blamed it on water-retention. I blame it on beef jerky, butter burgers, cheese fries, frapp pops, dolls and Cheeto chicken casserole. Seriously, there's a recipe for Cheeto chicken casserole. I'm going to try to make that crap this weekend. It will probably make my asshole explode, but what's new?
Brit Brit is currently living it up on Mel Gibson's estate in Costa Rica with Daddy Spears. Where the hell is Mel in these pictures? He's probably in his bedroom, watching the tapes from the hidden camera he put in Brit's room. He's not going to find anything major. He's just going to see Brit eating, picking her butt, re-enacting scenes from "Chicken Little" and applying Crisco to her weave.
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Submitted by original putas on May 17, 2008 - 2:22pm
Mike is a commenter on a blog, not a "star" who is used to constant photog blitz. He's not offering up his life to the public, SHE IS. Big difference.
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Brits body is a hell of alot better than saint whorelinas. No i am talking about the pregnant whorelina.
I still say she is retaining the Pacific Ocean in her gut.
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If she is indeed on anti-psychotics (reportedly Seroquel), they not only make you gain weight in general, but particularly in your belly. She may not physically look like people expect her to look like, but come on guys, cut the girl some slack! She finally looks genuinely happy and right now that's far more important than her looking physically perfect.
I dont get it. Im a mother of 2.25 and I couldnt fathom wearing a two piece even if I could. When I go to the beach, I wear cute swim dresses and I still get plenty of unwaranted attention. But, unfortunately, I still see women who are longer in the tooth/boob with plenty of stretchmarks who favor the two piece.
I dont want to see that shit and Im a girl.
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Submitted by Lindalou on May 17, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Brit looks good to me. Has any of you actually tried to make love to an anorexic, model thin woman? Their skin sags, feels thin and dry. Their bones poke you and feel lumpy. There is nothing soft and beautiful about them up close. Its like running your hands across a washboard. Blech!
The bad weave ruins the whole picture tho.
Linda, I agree. Flesh is sexy. Bones are for boneyards and necropheliacs.
I'm going to pull a PSL and say that you should have said, "HAVE any of you actually___"
Just a small misnomer, I know and I'm being an ass but I get all glitchy in the head when I see that kind of easily fixed grammatical error. Yes, I need therapy. lol
I am so glad I left the States in my early 20's. Living in Europe has made me much more at ease with my body.
I cannot tell you how many of my friends here I have seen nude, and vice versa. It really is (no pun intended) no big deal.
Nude beaches? No problem.
Bring it!
I'm now a professional.
Fuck tanlines!
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Quite disgusting. She's very massive!
Btw, the South Park show about her killed me!!
Submitted by original putas on May 17, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Good points. I agree. Cover up a bit if you're on the chubby side. Hell, I don't even want to see the hottie bodies for crying out loud but the less than is just embarrassing when they are sporting some butt floss as a bikini. GAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 11:14am.
Mrs K, before the Euro police come and grab my ass -- I've been to France, Greece, Turkey, Ukraine, Russia, Germany, UK. Totally agree. At first I was like 'oh HELL no!'. It was completely strange and rather uncomfortable. But no one cared! Everyone was so damn natural and nonchalant about it. No one to dissect stomach, thighs, size of breasts, etc. And nudity =/= sex. I felt so provincial compared to everyone else. Heh.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 2:14pm.
I have been to beaches in France, Italy, Spain and Portugal and each time I was taken aback by the laid back attitude. Like, oh my god what the HELL is going on here? At first, it is very weird. After you get used to it though, it's GREAT! Here's the thing. In US & A, nudity=sex, not so in Europe.
Shrug.
Mrs.Kravitz, I agree. Euros don't even understand the steadfast censoring that goes on in the USA. Nudity in commercials is pretty common 'there' but here we are like pansy assed twits afraid of boobage etc. Euros have less out of wedlock births and/or teen births. Makes ya think eh? Sexuality is natural, normal just like eating or breathing. People can be pretty effing stupid though; hence why we have the teen birth rate in the US going sky high.
I wanna see Mikes "slammin" body. All I've seen so far are frat boy, douche bag looking pictures. Bet you 50 bucks and a metrocard that hes got a beer gut, flabby arms and skinny legs. The worst! Mike, you know you wear a tee-shirt on the beach...don't lie. Stop hating on Britney 'cause she has the confidence to show her body, while you hide yours.
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Why the hell is she wearing a bikini? If you don't have a slammin' bod, DO NOT wear a bikini. You have to have a really, really nice body to carry off a bikini. A flat stomach alone doesn't mean you should be wearing. There's NOTHING wrong with a single piece, and that's what 95% of women look best in. Just because you can wear something doesn't mean you should.
Who cares? When I went on vacation in the Caribbean, I squeezed my fat ass into a suit and went swimming, jet skiing, etc. Things I would never do here at home. I just enjoyed the moment.
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Submitted by Fata Morgana on May 17, 2008 - 2:11pm
I'm well aware of how things are on beaches in Europe. I've been to Europe, Africa, Australia, Asia, and South American. You?
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on May 17, 2008 - 11:11am.
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Er, I never said it was one country? What does that have to do with anything? I've been to more than a few countries in Europe as well as lived in a few and the views there are radically different on nudity, bodies, etc, from the US.
Submitted by Fata Morgana on May 17, 2008 - 10:46am.
Have you never been to Europe?? Women of all ages, shapes and sizes wear bikinis, and usually even only the bikini BOTTOMS. And no, no one (neither men nor women) thinks anything of it as it is considered completely normal and natural.
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I have been to beaches in France, Italy, Spain and Portugal and each time I was taken aback by the laid back attitude. Like, oh my god what the HELL is going on here? At first, it is very weird. After you get used to it though, it's GREAT! Here's the thing. In US & A, nudity=sex, not so in Europe.
Shrug.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
To be fair she's looking better, but she still has some bad bloat going on and her shoulders are massive. I never noticed she'd make a great linebacker!
Your face!
Submitted by mike on May 17, 2008 - 10:51am.
She's not in Europe. She's thoroughly, and in the worst possible sense, American.
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True, she is in the worst possible sense American. But was referring to you and your bikini dictum. We're so often like giggly, grossed-out pre-teens in this country with Barbie doll standards and fake breasts.
"Have you never been to Europe?? Women of ALL ages, shapes and sizes wear bikinis, and usually even only the bikini BOTTOMS. "
Where in Europe would that be? Spain? England? Italy? Romania? Norway? Greece? Luxemburg? Netherlands? Denmark? Poland? Bosnia? Germany? Russia? Iceland? Austria? Albania?
Europe is not one country.
she has 2 kids and eats continuously so i'm not surprised.
Noooo, Mrs. K, I know you can do the snarks too. Ha. This is just a gentle, philosophical side. Sweet!
And OUCH! Someone said Brit should have her womb removed? I wouldn't wish that on anyone. A hysterectomy is major and serious effects a woman. Psychologically tough, too.
I just hope she is not having that gross pap's kid. My god. he's be worse than Kfed about getting money. Much worse I think.
Submitted by mike on May 17, 2008 - 11:43am.
Why the hell is she wearing a bikini? If you don't have a slammin' bod, DO NOT wear a bikini. You have to have a really, really nice body to carry off a bikini. A flat stomach alone doesn't mean you should be wearing. There's NOTHING wrong with a single piece, and that's what 95% of women look best in. Just because you can wear something doesn't mean you should.
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Have you never been to Europe?? Women of ALL ages, shapes and sizes wear bikinis, and usually even only the bikini BOTTOMS. And no, no one (neither men nor women) thinks anything of it as it is considered completely normal and natural. No one sits there on the beach critiquing or even paying attn, everyone wears them no matter the size or shape and absolutely no one cares (and these bikinis are generally of a much much teensier variety than what you find Stateside - one pieces are seen as sort of weird unless you're over 50-60). What is wrong with Americans that so many of us are so damn shallow and superficial and ridiculously immature when it comes to bodies?
PS And no, I can't stand BS - she's repellent but for all sorts of other reasons.
She looks like she's enjoying herself and has some confidence in her body even if it's not the same as before. A lot of these celebrities probably go in hiding and never dare go to the beach if they've gained as little as five pounds. She's clearly gained a good 30+ and still goes out in a bikini and in front of the cameras.
Submitted by Fata Morgana on May 17, 2008 - 1:50pm.
She's not in Europe. She's thoroughly, and in the worst possible sense, American.
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
Madame Dufarge!
No, no Valium. I have actually taken in ONCE in my life, just once.
I am just feeling the love today, I guess.
You want hateful? Yeah, I can do that too :)
The sun is out today and it's been a long long time since that's happened in Seattle!!!!!
Mike is cool by me.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Thats a hateful thing to say. Sounds like you're angry and bitter enough for the job.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 17, 2008 - 10:29am.
In that main pic is she does look pregnant. That "woman" does not deserve to have any more children! She needs to have her womb removed. She is a worthless waste of air.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 17, 2008 - 8:45am.
Shit, I heard a little boy call his mom fat over and over at the store the other day, and she wasn't even big. Boys are learning to abuse women at young ages and they grow up doing it for fun. That's not cool to me._________________________
Oh, this is so damned spot on. And a lot is a generation thing I guess. But respect needs to be instilled in these little kids.
Another thing it leads me to, though: ever see those leering, fat fucks who make comments about a woman when she walks by, or when they see pictures? If she is walking by they sometimes don't even care if it's audible- but they'll say stuff like "She could lose a few!" heh heh. Then you stare incredulously at them wanting to drag them to a mirror. Thing is, they know what they look like and still make these comments. It's amazing. I suspect they're the same guys I see jogging totally shirtless, MOOBS bouncing while I'm running the same trail. I work with some guys like this. And when I comment they could eat a piece of fruit maybe they look at me blankly. They don't get it.
Anyway. Sensimina, you're beautiful (myspace pics)
and so SMALL. Really, you look like a model so seriously rip someone a new one if they rag on your weight (not meaning Mike here... I just walked in on this and saw a back and forth but I do not have a beef with what Mike said, this is unrelated! Just saying that so no one thinks this is to start anything:))
Submitted by Kizzy on May 17, 2008 - 10:08am.
For some reason I am feeling the love today. Maybe it's because the stinkin' sun is finally out in Seattle!!!!!!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 17, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I know this sounds really immature, but she looks like she smells. Like of old cigs and 4-day old sweat.
Jinxy! That repugnant visualization just sent my olfactory glands into cold, shivering, traumatized hiding. Thanks.
Jinxy, even when she was at her hottest, there reports about her feet stinking to high heaven! I agree that she looks like she smells of stale sweat and ciggies.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 17, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Your effervescent profundity never fails to enlighten or delight me.
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I know this sounds really immature, but she looks like she smells. Like of old cigs and 4-day old sweat.
Submitted by Aphid on May 17, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Damn straight, Aphid! What ever happened to being a healthy weight anyhow? The average size and weight for women is right on the moula. Usually anywhere from a size 6 to a size 12 or even 14. HARDLY obese! But in Hollywood size zero to size 2 seems to be the 'all hail' of holy holies. BS.
Vomiting and/or starving to stay thin can damage your body in horrific ways. The esophagus is not meant to constantly have stomach acids upchucking and eventually you thin the walls of your esophagus and you can rupture your innards. SCARY.
A little fat is better than being too thin IMHO.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 17, 2008 - 9:55am.
Yeah, I dunno. She's still very young, she may not get it together until she's 30 or 40.
I just read this recently, and it struck a cord (resonates at some level on the same frequency with that which the speaker is saying.)...
"I’ve heard that you’re only free to become the adult you have always meant to be when both your parents are gone. But often I just wish I could have been someone else when they were alive."
Man, I am just waxin' philosophic today, ain't I?
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
@Sensimina-- You are right, it is far too prevalent, but what that little boy was doing had nothing to do with his mother's weight, and everything to do with abusing his mother. Either he doesn't know the word "bitch," or he knows that word is a step too far. That's a far cry from saying Britney doesn't have a bikini body anymore, or that banana hammocks make me gag. Now if I got up and followed Banana Hammock, gagging and retching behind him every step of the way, that would be fucked up. Probably funny to watch, but fucked up. And no, I would never do that. My bitchery does know some bounds.
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suck that gut in girl!! I thought she had been working out(omg i lke that showLOL)
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I could'nt even hire her for my MILFPORN series.
Pathetic.
Stop writing about this ho.
In the pic with her dad, you can see part of her buttroll or maybe it's her chode!
@Mrs.Kravitz-- I thought it was very telling that the judge determined Jamie should be the Conservator rather than Lynne. Jamie had not been in Britney's life for awhile, and Lynne was her momager. Whether they were arguing at the time or not, the judge thought Lynne was not the best person to be making decisions for Britney. I feel sorry for her, too, but at which point does anyone determine Britney needs to take some responsibility for herself? I know she's got a GED education from tutors, and not much "real" schooling, but she's not so stupid nor so far gone she can't regain her independence.
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This is just funny because when her dad showed up her stans got all OMG Blackout may be re-released (you know, it still hasn't passed a mill in sales yet the US) OMG hot Break The Ice video (we all know how that turned out) OMG worldwide smash tour (can you picture her keeping up with a grueling tour schedule? Because I can't) OMG hot Radar (her next single) video (suuuuuuuuure) OMG COMEBACK FTW.
No Aphid, you're totally right, parents are doing something seriously wrong in raising their kids. But there is propaganda everywhere about what the "ideal" woman's body type should be, I mean that shit is everywhere you look. Sadly, parents aren't stepping up and telling their kids what's bullshit and what isn't.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
"sympathy is not something that people deserve or don't deserve. It's a choice the giver or withholder of sympathy makes."
That's a very good point, Mrs. Kravitz. I hadn't thought of it that way. Mmm, Valium. :)
Submitted by Sensimina on May 17, 2008 - 8:45am.
Shit, I heard a little boy call his mom fat over and over at the store the other day, and she wasn't even big. Boys are learning to abuse women at young ages and they grow up doing it for fun. That's not cool to me.
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Then that's the boy's mom's fault for letting him say it. If I or my siblings had ever said something like that to my mom, let alone in public, we would have been picking our teeth up off the floor. It's not all the kid's fault. We're raising a generation of spoiled, inconsiderate kids because we LET them act like this. Sorry for the rant, but I had to say something.
Anyway, you are a beautiful woman and I am sorry you went through all that with the eating disorder.
Kizzy -
Yeah, what Mike said set me off because of something I experienced, but I guess my point was that people need to wake up and realize that it's not all about having the perfect body, all the time, for everybody, and if someone wants to wear a bikini who maybe shouldn't, who cares. Why would that upset someone? I'm not the type of person to make fun of random ass people and say offensive shit to them and hurt their feelings to get my rocks off, and I think that shit is far too prevelant. Shit, I heard a little boy call his mom fat over and over at the store the other day, and she wasn't even big. Boys are learning to abuse women at young ages and they grow up doing it for fun. That's not cool to me.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by Cara on May 17, 2008 - 9:40am.
I don't care how bad her childhood was or how much Cletus from Arkansas made fun of her in fourth grade, she's a disgusting human (both physically and mentally) and deserves no sympathy. If that makes me a bad person, then I'm perfectly fine with it.
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I for one do not think that makes you a bad person AT ALL!!!!
However, IMHO sympathy is not something that people deserve or don't deserve. It's a choice the giver or withholder of sympathy makes.
Wow, this Valium rocks!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Kizzy on May 17, 2008 - 9:35am.
@Mrs.Kravitz--WORD. I have long thought and said Lynne was one of Britney's worst problems. Granted, her alkie Dad didn't and wasn't available to help,
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Having an alkie for a father is a big part of her problem. Apparently there was a lot of alcohol induced violence in their house.
I feel sorry for the girl, but hey, I am a big ol' softie...
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
@Kizzy and Mrs K
I totally agree. I want Brit to have a career again, because she actually had more talent than some of the twats out there now. I mean that doesn't say too much, but Asshole and Jessica Simpson? UGH! They are serious hacks.
Does anyone remember Britney dancing with the snake at the 2001 VMAs? Her performances used to be pretty fucking hot and stunning, and her body used to be hypnotic. Sadly, I'm not sure she can regain the looks that she relied on so heavily in her heydey.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I am definitely not the type of person to make fun of somebody for their weight. A number of my friends and family are bigger and I would never even THINK to criticize or even mention their weight (or anything else about their appearance).
This is Britney, however. It's her arrogant sense of entitlement and narcissistic attitude that really doesn't sit well with me. She thinks she's the center of the world all while endangering other people and neglecting/abusing her own children. That, in my opinion, leaves her wide open and deserving of ridicule and scorn. I don't care how bad her childhood was or how much Cletus from Arkansas made fun of her in fourth grade, she's a disgusting human (both physically and mentally) and deserves no sympathy. If that makes me a bad person, then I'm perfectly fine with it.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 17, 2008 - 12:28pm
Ain't trying to start no static, but surely you do realize all of what you are saying to Mike is all about you, how YOU thought, not what other people actually thought OF you? Projecting? It is a symptom of eating disorders/body dysmorphic disorders.
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