Sexy Ass Bitch
Brit Brit spokesbitch has already denied she's knocked up. Her friend blamed it on water-retention. I blame it on beef jerky, butter burgers, cheese fries, frapp pops, dolls and Cheeto chicken casserole. Seriously, there's a recipe for Cheeto chicken casserole. I'm going to try to make that crap this weekend. It will probably make my asshole explode, but what's new?
Brit Brit is currently living it up on Mel Gibson's estate in Costa Rica with Daddy Spears. Where the hell is Mel in these pictures? He's probably in his bedroom, watching the tapes from the hidden camera he put in Brit's room. He's not going to find anything major. He's just going to see Brit eating, picking her butt, re-enacting scenes from "Chicken Little" and applying Crisco to her weave.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 17, 2008 - 8:33am.
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Why would I put someone else's pictures in my MySpace?
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I was trying to give you a compliment and be sarcastic... the point was that I don't think you are fat
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I'm not sure if you saw this...So I'm re-posting it
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 18, 2008 - 11:07am.
... There are a few BIs about how JamieLynn is really pregnant by a Nickelodeon producer, and that the whole Casey Aldridge thing is a cover for it. Do I believe that? It wouldn't shock me.
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I read that the producer was on the TV show "Head of the Class". I found a site that listed thirty-six (yup 36) pages of Blind Items and many of them had "answers". It is very juicy!
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Patiently waiting for her to hop back on the crazy train.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
The fact that Brit went from
this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGwOhcpq6wI
To THAT makes me not really feel the need to make fun of her too much. That shit must already be depressing as HELL, on top of the billion other things that are wrong in her world. If it were anyone else I'd revel in it but I think her mom seriously fucked Brit up and whored her out hardcore. Brit was still a kid when she started out and I don't think she's matured beyond maybe 14 emotionally. There are a few BIs about how JamieLynn is really pregnant by a Nickelodeon producer, and that the whole Casey Aldridge thing is a cover for it. Do I believe that? It wouldn't shock me.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
I hope she gets sane enough for her boys.
why are Mel Gibson and Britney Spears so often mentioned in the same breath/post? what is the connection? is he trying to get her to go fringe-cult pre-Vatican II Catholic? what's going on!?
water-retention? No, it's because she eats junk food and consumes a lot of alchol & prescription drugs and doesn't take care of herself.
She looks really heavy. Especially in the tummy. She's got back fat too. She looks the same as she did @ the VMAs.
It's odd how she looked so chunky in some pics, then it others she looks like she's just a stomach flu away from looking good.
Submitted by gucci on May 17, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Thank you, Gucci! It's good to be back! James Haven received a call from Lindsay Lohan asking if he would do the facials for her birthday. So, he is off to plan a party! Have a great night! See you soon!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
sheeps? say hi?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I didn't think elephant seals migrated as far south as Costa Rica.
James Haven:
shame on angie! and after everything you do and go through for her? tisk tisk tisk! anyway we love you and everyone's been asking for you welcome back!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 17, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Hey Vany! Drunk-typing? Don't forget to spell-check!
Submitted by gucci on May 17, 2008 - 10:42pm.
*smooches* A party? How sweet! Angie never gives James Haven a party!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
i think she's pregnant.
and mel-tang?
for future reference, anything named slim quick will send you running to the shitter. trust me.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 17, 2008 - 9:35am.
Speaking of exploding assholes, have any of you guys done a detox involving pills? I bought this SlimQuick 7-day detox kit and I wonder if all this will do is give me explosive diarrhea for a week or if it will actually work?
LMAO Sensimina!!
I just did that Slimquick detox a few weeks ago, and while it didn't give me explosive diahrreah, I WAS going to the bathroom about six times a day.
And each of those potty times was NOT planned, if you know what I mean.
I definately had to get to the bathroom within a few minutes, or it would not have been pretty. lol
If you have to work while you do it, I would get some depends and have them on hand, just in case. hahaha
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
All that I will say, and maybe others have (but am drunk and too lazy to read other comments ) is that just yesterday some of you were indignified that a size 8 was called plus sized by that poor excuse of a model Tyra but you see her (who may be bloated or not) and is certainly not anything more than an 8 and suddenly she is a whale.... Oh lord...
why shouldn't her show her legs or body? She is not guilty of thunder thights or anything.
BTW, I hate cheeto brit with a passion and she is not a 2 or 4, but she may be an 8 (if that big)like most of you who were bitching that an 8 is not big just yesterday here.
Oh an hello bitches, I love you all....
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JAMES! wow where have you been? we had a party for you last week and everything happy belated!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
James Haven is the one that encouraged Mel to make 'Passion' and never even got an invitation to the premiere, let alone Mel's private beach! This is the thanks James Haven gets for all the help he gave Mel, not to mention the MaryKay night gel for crows feet! Mel has some nasty crows feet.
On Topic: Britney looks like she chowed down on some of Mel's homemade Banana Pudding. That stuff lays on your stomach for days. Nasty!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Sheeps:
awe god i better get down there and clear their rooms of whatever liquor might be around ASAP!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by gucci on May 17, 2008 - 4:48pm.
How many of you think mel is hitting it?
Depends if he's drinking or not.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
How many of you think mel is hitting it?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on May 17, 2008 - 5:52pm.
She's not "fat" persay, she's fat for a popstar that offers nothing more than tight abs. If she was wearing a tankini or something that would actually flatter her figure, she's look 20 lbs lighter.
With all that money, why in the hell can't they hire a stylist that could dress her properly? A cute empire waist sundress with a pashmina, a good hairwash, and she would look a lot younger, and probably would look cute.
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I agree 100%! If you are receiving a monthly check for $700,000 plus (I know that she has expenses), you should use a percentage of the money to buy proper fitting clothes, decent shoes, and to pay for a hairstylist. No, she don't have to walk around in a $6000 Chanel suit or $3000 Prada dress, just buy some clothes that make you look as if you take some pride in your appearance.
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what the hell is up with the bullshit stories about Brit losing 20 pounds? For a second I thought her stomach looked like she was pregnant - just the way it is formed - no rolls or love handles. But then when you see her sitting you can see the rolls hanging over the shorts. So I guess she is just fat. I thought she had a trainer, so why can't she lose the big pouch? If the med's are doing it to her then I feel bad. But if she's just scarfing down at the all you can eat buffet, well then shame on her !
Submitted by xxyxz on May 17, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Look, just send her over here, I'll kick her trampy ass.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Mrs.K
Can I smack her face for you too? LOL
The funny thing is.. She is 2 inches shorter and 15 LBS. more then me
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Uh she is totally not fat.
i don't really get this.
i can see !!maybe!! a little on her stomach.
and obviously when you are sitting all weird your belly is going to do that.
I think she looks cute as hell (sept for that weave).
I hate model's bodies.
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 17, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Tell your stupid SIL that I said "STFU, whore!"
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by r5bales on May 17, 2008 - 3:29pm.
(That being said, most Euros have better bodies than Americans.)
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I noticed that too!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
LOL... My SIL just said I have "thick" legs.. I'm like yeah... whatever... Atleast I don't fuck any guy I meet at the PTA and wear lucid heels all the time... Fat thighs can go away...Being a tramp,not so much
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Submitted by Fata Morgana on May 17, 2008 - 10:46am.
Have you never been to Europe?? Women of all ages, shapes and sizes wear bikinis, and usually even only the bikini BOTTOMS.
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It is funny that you remind me of my first experience with Euro beaches. I was completely SHOCKED and SCANDALIZED when I saw a late term PREGNANT(!!!) woman in a bikini. The we saw a handful of plus sized women playing cards without their tops on.
Now that I have been around a bit, I am not shocked, or surprised about Euro attitudes about their bodies. (That being said, most Euros have better bodies than Americans.)
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on May 17, 2008 - 3:22pm.
But you're absolutely right Mrs K, I shouldn't feel uncomfortable because some people might think my legs are too fat. Fuck em.
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Let your little light shine, IDML!!!!
You're smart and you're FIERCE and that is beautiful.
"We are beautiful no matter what they say, words can't bring us down."
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
I'm very short, so I don't like my legs that much Mrs K. Mine are pretty muscular, but they look like I'm far more pear shaped than I actually am. I don't wear anything above the knee unless gardening just because I'm a more formal dresser overall, and I am not the type to rock a miniskirt. But you're absolutely right Mrs K, I shouldn't feel uncomfortable because some people might think my legs are too fat. Fuck em.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Submitted by Sensimina on May 17, 2008 - 8:33am.
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Why would I put someone else's pictures in my MySpace?
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I was trying to give you a compliment and be sarcastic... the point was that I don't think you are fat
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Go Spurs!
Took two fuckitols and chased them down with a voddie. I'm not feeling any pain looking at these pics. Better Brit in a bikini than her out flashing the kitty. Trust.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Brit looks good to me. HAVE any of you actually tried to make love to an anorexic, model thin woman? Their skin sags, feels thin and dry. Their bones poke you and feel lumpy. There is nothing soft and beautiful about them up close. Its like running your hands across a washboard. Blech!
The bad weave ruins the whole picture tho.
There, fixed it.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on May 17, 2008 - 2:52pm.
With muscular legs, she should never wear anything that shows her upper legs.
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My rule book says "SHOW 'Em OFF, doll!"
I like her muscular thighs.
I have a muscular thigh fetish.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
She's not "fat" persay, she's fat for a popstar that offers nothing more than tight abs. If she was wearing a tankini or something that would actually flatter her figure, she's look 20 lbs lighter.
With all that money, why in the hell can't they hire a stylist that could dress her properly? A cute empire waist sundress with a pashmina, a good hairwash, and she would look a lot younger, and probably would look cute. THere are things that, no matter how thin, tall, ect some figures should not wear. With muscular legs, she should never wear anything that shows her upper legs.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 17, 2008 - 5:34pm
Damn make English is getting worse ,I meant she was brave , you know guts 4. guts Slang
a. Courage; fortitude.b. Nerve; audacity,
but she also has a Gut
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 17, 2008 - 5:30pm.
because they make it your size it does not mean that you should wear it or squeeze yout self into it , but props to her for having the guts to do it
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Yes, if by "guts" you mean plural, more than one...
she definitely has "guts"
because they make it your size it does not mean that you should wear it or squeeze yout self into it , but props to her for having the guts to do it
I can't believe I'm saying this, but good for her. If she feels confident enough to wear a two-piece when everyone in the world can see she's not at her ultra-toned peak, more power to her. I certainly wouldn't have the balls to do it.
hey mike...
for what its worth, i always thought chicks with serious love handles should not be allowed to wear crop tops with jeans that are 2 sizes too small...
... save your muffin tops for your own viewing pleasure please!!!
Submitted by Kizzy on May 17, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Thank you Kizzy.
And FYI, I do have a pretty slammin' bod.
I don't want to see anything less than Cindy Crawford perfection in a bikini either, however, I have no control over how other people look, how they feel about their bodies and what they are going to wear in public.
SO rather than get my panties in a bunch I take anti-anxiety medication. Problem solved!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
meh. she looks like a normal mother of two to me...
i think she is pregnant. where is adnan? why is he hiding?