Brit Brit has been looking like she's carrying a baba je'e in her belly, but her rep claims she's not. Wait, she still has a rep? So that's what London has been up to! London is working as Brit's spokesbitch. It's a good thing The Sun has a dog translator on staff. London said, “I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant. There’s not going to be a statement – she’s just not.

A friend also told The Sun, “It’s a mix of water retention, unflattering clothes and people liking to analyze everything she does. Britney’s getting herself together slowly but surely and isn’t going to mess that up. She’s far too busy to even be thinking about a baby right now.”

Water retention? Like that bitch drinks water. Kool-Aid retention, maybe. I figured it was pill bloat. Let's pray to the Gods above that Brit Brit isn't knocked up. The world is not equipped for an Adnan/Brit Brit love child. I'm assuming the baby daddy would be Adnan, but it could be anyone. It could be Adnan, Mel Gibson, Doogie Howser, Sam Lutfi, Chester Cheetah or......London. London! How could you? Why did you give Britney the lipstick?! Why!?

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@JenH:

Thank you for the apology, and it's fully accepted. I was rude to you as well, and I'm sorry for that. Peace. :)

FYI, I am bipolar as well...Bipolar II to be exact. I know all about bipolar disorder, unfortunately.

IMHO, Britney is just using the 'bipolar' label as an excuse for all her ridiculous drug-crazed public shenanigans. In my opinion, she is nothing more than a gluttonous display of arrogant stupidity and she has the mothering skills of a reptile. I don't believe she is bipolar. That was probably just an excuse fabricated for the public.

No offense, JMO.

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

To SkyBitch

Touche...I didn't spell douchebag correctly, and being a grammar Nazi, that is unacceptable...

I'm sorry I was such a bitch, it's just that I expressed an opinion in a nice way without slamming anyone, and your comment really rubbed me the wrong way.

However, I respect your right to say anything you want.

I'm just really struggling with this illness.

There are also stages of seriousness with this illness....like if someone has Stage 1 cancer, can it be compared to someone with Stage 4?

Please be kind if you don't have this illness.

People experience it in different ways.

Thanks for your response, Skybitch, and I'm sorry I was so inflammatory in my original response.

Peace? :)

JenH

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***Submitted by JenH on May 17, 2008 - 7:38am.
I think SkyBitch needs to get laid.
Or get some meds herself.
Chip on shoulder much?
Or are you the only one allowed to have an opinion?
Typical douchbag.
I hope you get a serious illness. People like you who think you know it all when you have no fucking clue disgust me.
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Sooooo, in your fucked up sense of reality, getting laid and taking meds = balance? Sweet. I'm sure you're doing just fine then.

BTW, next time you want to call someone a 'douchbag who has no clue' for no good reason, you may want to spell 'douchebag' properly. It's much more effective that way.

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Sensimina thanks for the link to the Panache report.

toot toot...hey...beep beep!

Sensimina, I totally agree with you. I take antipsychotics for schizotypal personality disorder (it's like schizphrenia jr., hardiharhar) and I almost don't eat anymore for fear of gaining weight. Can you tell me a little more about the HIV rumors, though? =D

Submitted by JenH on May 17, 2008 - 10:38am.

I think SkyBitch needs to get laid.

Or get some meds herself.

Chip on shoulder much?

Or are you the only one allowed to have an opinion?

Typical douchbag.

I hope you get a serious illness. People like you who think you know it all when you have no fucking clue disgust me.

JenH, there are ways to address people without getting death threat ugly on them. Take the personal jabs down a notch especially when poking at a poster who is obviously offline and therefore is not here to defend themselves. Oh my. That would make YOU the coward though. Right?

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Lay off people I am sure she looks better then most of you in a bikini on your skinniest days.
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not me. I look better than that on my "fattest" day.

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She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot&sexy photos on www.RichMatchMaking.com a dating sitefor celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real

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Thanks oklahoma, your um, picture - i mean avi is.. um, very detailed - that is, it's very.. artistic?
Well, one thing's for sure, that tiger has a mouthful.

I think SkyBitch needs to get laid.

Or get some meds herself.

Chip on shoulder much?

Or are you the only one allowed to have an opinion?

Typical douchbag.

I hope you get a serious illness. People like you who think you know it all when you have no fucking clue disgust me.

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Grace, Thanks for the bigger picture.. gosh, that IS beautiful. Gorgeous colors!!

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She's not pregnant. Her stomach looks better in the photos where she is standing up straight, and she also has a roll when she's sitting. A pregnant belly would be tighter and not like a fat roll. It's probably the meds.

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Here are the blinds from Crazy Days and Nights:

#1 Our HIV+ singer was asked by her local health department who she had sex with so they could be notified. There are some rumors that this list is up for sale.

#1 During a required physical last week this singer indicated she is HIV+. If you follow the partners and they were not safe, this could lead to some incredible revelations during the next year.

There's another one I can't find that indicates she has a sister.

There's more info here.

http://blog.panachereport.com/2008/02/05/blind-item-the-package.aspx

As for how her legs got like that...there's no telling. I just thank god I'm not a stump like that.

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Not preggers just bloated from all the meds they put her one. Once her body gets used to the meds it will be easier for her to lose weight. Lay off people I am sure she looks better then most of you in a bikini on your skinniest days.

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Thanks oklahoma, the fully blown up picture is soo pretty.. here's a link.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/smileyfaceherbs_photos/dream_po...

Check out the lions faces in the trees~

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Grace, I love your Av.. So peaceful!! *jumps into it*

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Yeah, Sensimina what blinds? Never seen those. Wow.. That's sad if it is true!

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HaHa Green, i went to get w/ wet shower hair, so My hair was wiiiild too.
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TwoDrink.. OMG, This office still reeks of booze. I think anyone else who comes in will think i'm fucked up on it. I knew for sure when they were walking in I was a gonner from the way they looked. Luckily there is a cop car parked out in the front. Its a decoy car, but it apparently worked.

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Morning Oklahoma and any other Dlist sluts who are up.

Thank for the comb-out, Oklahoma. I had freaky bed head. My pony tail ended up in FRONT!

Oh yeah. WHY does Twitney insist on stuffing herself into a junior's size bikini?? Wake up, Brit. You're NOT 16.

I want to send her a "Land's End" catalog. They have tasteful, age-appropriate ONE-PIECE swim suits.

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Oklahoma, gross... but I know ppl that cannot get outta bed without a 1/5. Sad. I love my hooch but it ain't breakfast material.

Sensimina - What HIV blinds?????

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What up Green Is Good.. *combing your hair*
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Sensimina.. I think there are people are there w/ out the means ($) like this trick who try ALOT harder to get there kids back.. I still don't get how her legs get so big *scratches head* DAMN

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I think the HIV blinds about Brit are true, and I also think that finding out you have HIV on top of being crazy and spoiled and perpetually maintaining the mental state of a 15 year old would be enough to send her straight into a 5150 hold.
No, she was never the world's greatest supermom, but there was actually a point in time where she was at home with SP all the time while KFed was out fucking Vegas sluts and spending her money. Those days are long gone, but it once looked like she was TRYING her hardest to be a decent mom, even though she was dumb as a brick. At least at one point it looked like she'd be there for her kids, even though her parenting skills weren't there.

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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

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This is totally off topic, But I'm At work this morning 9am. I sell Insurance, And this guy came in to get a quote. OMG what a breath of alcohol he had. Dang atleast brush your teeth before trying to get insurance foolio!! I think he must have just left the fucking BAR!

OH yeah, britney sucks

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sexy's picture

Why does she keep wearing those space boots! I thought she was getting in shape? Not that she is that fat or anything but she is fat.

Green Is Good's picture

I don't think her NECK could get any thicker.

And there's no cure for being a Narcissistic, spoiled bitch.

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DX3. Are you still out there??? Was in your neck of the woods yesterday, just a quickie up 171 with a rowboat and I could have stopped by!

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Submitted by Diego on May 17, 2008 - 1:58am......

I agree 100%. I've been diagnosed with bipolar and I've never acted like that. That bitch is just plain crazy.

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She is just thick. Thick to begin with, topped with a layer of Frapp bloat and topped off with an appalling lack of personal hygiene.

And I call bullshit on bi-polar, too. I have a close friend who is SERIOUSLY bi-polar and has been hospitalized numerous times and she is an excellent mother and not some pap-fucking whore.

That is all.

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Breaking news...hangovers still suck

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.

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Submitted by Billie on May 17, 2008 - 7:36am.

"Submitted by Diego on May 17, 2008 - 1:58am.
I'm honestly not sold on her being bipolar. That seems like a nice little tidy way to explain her acting like a complete douche and never having to really own up to her actions. I think she's just a classless spoiled pig who is prone to freaking right the fuck out when everything in her world doesn't go exactly her way. She's done some stupid shit, but it could be from drugs, alcohol, anything really. Slapping a label on her to justify her stupidity doesn't do anything positive for people who really do have bipolar disorder. All it does is make people feel sorry for her when she really doesn't deserve any sympathy. Save that for her children."

Word!

Word squared! And what it does is give people that wrong impression of manic-depressives, 99% of whom don't act the fool that Britney has over the past few months.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 17, 2008 - 7:09am.
Who??

Brit Brit .. she had an awesome body back then! Cute face too, what a shame.

Sin is in, Sweetie♥

Two recovering alcoholics take an insane woman on vacations to Costa Rica. That's going to be promising, with all the booze that flows like the Colorado rapids in Caribbean resorts.

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AAhhhh.*burp*..I just ate an Egg McMuffin.It's been a LooOOng time since I've been awake to catch McDee's breakfast.Well,does it count when you stay up all night?
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"Submitted by Diego on May 17, 2008 - 1:58am.
I'm honestly not sold on her being bipolar. That seems like a nice little tidy way to explain her acting like a complete douche and never having to really own up to her actions. I think she's just a classless spoiled pig who is prone to freaking right the fuck out when everything in her world doesn't go exactly her way. She's done some stupid shit, but it could be from drugs, alcohol, anything really. Slapping a label on her to justify her stupidity doesn't do anything positive for people who really do have bipolar disorder. All it does is make people feel sorry for her when she really doesn't deserve any sympathy. Save that for her children."

Word!

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***Submitted by eleni on May 17, 2008 - 5:52am.
That shit just gave me the chills, it's like you forget how fucking hot she once was!!
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Who???

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 17, 2008 - 3:34am.

Really? Is that what she's 'choosing'? The last I heard, the court appointed her DAD to take care of her dumb ass. Yeah, she's all about health too. Riiiight.

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Now Sky, be fair. If those meds were carefully hidden in a Cheeto Pie, the courts wouldn't have had to get involved. She would choose her Cheetos over anything! Expecially her 'boo boos'.

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'a baba je'e' LMAO

Submitted by tonicbitch on May 17, 2008 - 12:01am.

That shit just gave me the chills, it's like you forget how fucking hot she once was!!

Sin is in, Sweetie♥

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***Submitted by Daniee on May 17, 2008 - 3:25am.
It's edema fucktards. Anti-psychotics has that effect, especially in the face. She is choosing her health over vanity.
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Really? Is that what she's 'choosing'? The last I heard, the court appointed her DAD to take care of her dumb ass. Yeah, she's all about health too. Riiiight.

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

It's edema fucktards. Anti-psychotics has that effect, especially in the face. She is choosing her health over vanity.

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sweetshit I still can't believe I wake up in a world where THIS BALDING SWAMP CUNT is followed around by paps. And here's to Mel Gibson porking her and getting gnawed dick-first by her cooch vermin.

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***Submitted by JenH on May 17, 2008 - 12:55am.***

I'm glad you finally stopped. Give me a fucking break.

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

I'm honestly not sold on her being bipolar. That seems like a nice little tidy way to explain her acting like a complete douche and never having to really own up to her actions. I think she's just a classless spoiled pig who is prone to freaking right the fuck out when everything in her world doesn't go exactly her way. She's done some stupid shit, but it could be from drugs, alcohol, anything really. Slapping a label on her to justify her stupidity doesn't do anything positive for people who really do have bipolar disorder. All it does is make people feel sorry for her when she really doesn't deserve any sympathy. Save that for her children.

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Submitted by harlee25 on May 16, 2008 - 10:24pm.
why is it so hard for britney to pull herself together? she has all the money in the world to hire a personal chef and buy nice clothes, she has no excuse to walk around looking like shit.

Maybe it's because she may have the monster so she doesn't care anymore? Mel Gibson took her away to help heal her monster away since he's a Jesus freak Catholic and he has the power.

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Submitted by Newportjoey on May 17, 2008 - 12:56am.
AwesomeMcFabulous!!

It's all good! I have the complimentary Sole stuffed something or other, the ex's are all vegtabletarians...(Christmas on a Cracker the food restrictions!) I am used to dealing with it....??/Do you have alleries to Maltese puppy wuppies?? I have two,,,they are hyperallergenic.......and are you gonna wear your pajammies with the footies in them???

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Of course....PJ'S with footies are the only thing I wear to bed. I refuse to sleep in anything else.

I'll be over in a few minutes with a large bottle of Gray Goose and perhaps a blunt or two if you're into that sort of thing. I'll also be bringing my border collie so she can chill with your maltese. Good times will be had. See you in a jiff!

Look, I appreciate and respect all of the opinions regarding Britney, but she is SERIOUSLY ill with bipolar disorder.

It is a terribly, debilitating illness, which I also suffer from, as do dozens of my family members from my father's side of the family, going back generations.

It is an illness that usually shows up in the mid-20's to 30, which would explain why Britney seemed okay and is now a mess.

She is taking all sorts of medication to find the right combination for her, and it can take years to find the right combo.

For myself, it took 3 years, in which I gained 60 lbs in 2 months, lost my hair and ended up in the emergency room with convulsions.

Why did I continue? Because I didn't want to end up in a mental hospital or dead like so many of my ancestors.

I'm fine now, but I'm a size 10 rather than the size 4 I used to be.

A good trade off for my life, methinks.

Please give Britney a break.

If anyone checked out her family history, I'm sure it would be a nightmare.

She can't help her genetics. I think it's great that she has her dad to take care of her now, but unfortunately as soon as he's not doing it anymore, she'll probably stop taking her meds and go crazy again.

The meds make people fat, and she has too much social pressure in LA to accept that.

I'm sorry to get on the soapbox, I am a rabid Dlister and I love to trash the pathetic celebs, but Britney is really sick.

Okay, I'll stop now. :)

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...JAMES!!!....greetings to my fantasy man!...

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AwesomeMcFabulous!!

It's all good! I have the complimentary Sole stuffed something or other, the ex's are all vegtabletarians...(Christmas on a Cracker the food restrictions!) I am used to dealing with it....??/Do you have alleries to Maltese puppy wuppies?? I have two,,,they are hyperallergenic.......and are you gonna wear your pajammies with the footies in them???

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@ Newportjoey

That's not possible, I've already been corrupted. :) Also, I'm a vegetarian so I'll pass on the steaks....however I'm still coming over for the cosmos.

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AwesomeMcFabulous

Grey Goose?? Darling get you ass to Atlanta! We can have Cosmos' until 2 am....perhaps I can corrupt you....in the morning....Bloody Mary's....OH,,, and hopefully your not a vegatabletarian? I have a freezer full of Omaha Steaks!! (I have no sales resistance)

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