Friday, May 16th 2008
Twin Girls?
Angie Jo already confirmed she was having twins, but she wouldn't say what the sex of her babies are. Fox's Roger Friedman spoke to Angie Jo last night at the party for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes and he may have found out the sex of the two chosen ones. He writes:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical. The stunning actress said "there was a line" on the sonogram that indicates her daughters are not going to be perfect copies of each other.
Roger said they have not picked names yet. I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston.
More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black. Brad will have to breastfeed me though. I hope his chichis can handle it.
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...please sew her mangina shut this time!...I thought she cared about the overpopulation of this planet but it's clear she's just one of them thar breeders like that selfish bitch in Arkansas who just farted out number 18....
Submitted by zomay on May 16, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I see two African boys in their adoptive future. Angie Jo is all about balance.
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I was thinking maybe latinos... but maybe its proximity to US means its not exotic enough for her!
or maybe burmese kids because thats so current!
Once they're born, won't there be a racial imbalance?
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
They will be beautiful babies....They are lucky to be blessed with such a big family!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are an item? I thought he was married to Rachel from "Friends"??
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
I vote for Heebie and Jeebie.
Finally someone(s) to keep Shiloh company in the basement.
Two more punching bags for Zahara.
Two more Tweety Birds haha, I'm kidding...not really.♥
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
You don't have to suck on his chichis, you can drink from the nozzle, oops!
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
I wanna see Brad's face when they come out resembling James Haven
the DUDE! abides...
I see two African boys in their adoptive future. Angie Jo is all about balance.
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Blob A and Blob B
So that's why Angie named the yacht "Twin she Peaks". That new inner thigh tattoo was a dead giveaway that she likes rubbing it in Jen A.'s face though. I mean, "Haha Jennifer" encircled in a coiled snake. Then she bought a twinsie bassinet in black with black silk blankets and two upside down crosses that are supposed to dangle overhead. The creepy baby footies in black with red upside down crosses really took the cake though.
Forget the twins, the real story is Pitt's hair. Look at that gaping area of scalp! Is that a scar from hair plug surgery? A weave line??
I'm still holding out for Itchy & Scratchy Pitt
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
One of them has GOT to be named Arm.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Someday they'll be able to propose a threesome to Vince Vaughn.
If they're conjoined will Angie sell them to a mother in a third world country?
LOL Kizzy - Laura and Jennifer.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Why not name one Laura? As payback to Laura Dern for stealing BillyBob?
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"Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 16, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I was just thinking to myself how nice it was to have a whole day go by without an AJ post (and I like her)."
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I totally agree. Really the only interesting thing about them anymore are their Brangeloonies.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
HA! As if there was any doubt they'd be fraternal. Lab babies usually don't go identical.
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Surprise surprise. Fraternal means lab made twins most of the time right? Not all the time but now a days most of the time.
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I was just thinking to myself how nice it was to have a whole day go by without an AJ post (and I like her).
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Maybe they can give one to Maniston for old times sake and to ward off the curse she had put on them.
Aniston (she can go by Ann) & Jenny (as in Shimizu)
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ