Friday, May 16th 2008
Twin Girls?
Angie Jo already confirmed she was having twins, but she wouldn't say what the sex of her babies are. Fox's Roger Friedman spoke to Angie Jo last night at the party for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes and he may have found out the sex of the two chosen ones. He writes:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical. The stunning actress said "there was a line" on the sonogram that indicates her daughters are not going to be perfect copies of each other.
Roger said they have not picked names yet. I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston.
More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black. Brad will have to breastfeed me though. I hope his chichis can handle it.
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M.E. good point. It is funny that her mom never lived in France. she grew up in a bowling alley. and her name basicly is Marcia Lynn.
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How about Home & Wrecker, or Other & Woman for names.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Ok, so yesterday I just about gave myself multiple orgasms buy looking through 80 pages of what used to be Brad's hotness.
I can officially say, that she has sucked the entire hot outta him in 3 years.
M.E., he peaked in "Thelma & Louise" and seemed to go downhill from there slowly (normal aging) but then he got with AJ and BAM! Out went the hot. Now he's got a kanga pouch, fake hair and sooooo many wrinkles. Men need to realize that they need to take care of their skin too and wear sunscreen. :(
Lots of kids in USA need homes.
http://www.adoptuskids.org/
http://photolisting.adoption.com/
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Marcheline Bertrand - How can we minipulate to make names???
Tubal & Ligation would be nice names......
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Guaranteed she names one, or both of them after her mother.
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 4:59pm.
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I LOVE HIM. David Boreanaz, I mean.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Ok, so yesterday I just about gave myself multiple orgasms buy looking through 80 pages of what used to be Brad's hotness.
I can officially say, that she has sucked the entire hot outta him in 3 years.
*sigh*
I'll proffer up a couple names:
Ill and Legit
Insane and Membrane
Dumb and Dumber
Vial and Blood
Uncle and Daddy
Okay, now I feel like sh*t for making fun of unborn babies.
Soooo. To name them something nice:
Bradina and Bradona
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 5:12pm
LOL me neither...
well Gwen and JennyS and Paltrow were posted. :)
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"I am Frau Blücher" - Frau Blücher
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
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No, a giant LIME!
"Put da lime in da coccoanut and drink it all up!"
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 16, 2008 - 5:03pm.
I've got a revolutionary idea kids, are you ready...
How about next time they adopt, they* adopt from AMERICA?????
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Adopting from Antarctica may pose a challenge.
May I suggest Danny DeVito
the DUDE! abides...
Dawnie - how about
LOVES and MYSELF *snickers*
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Ima & Twatt
Heroin & Chic
I need a Grey Goose STAT!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 6:06pm.
I nominate myself to be their next adopted child.
KG, be sure to secretly film it all and post it on youtube.
Ruby and Tuesday........
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Submitted by soul on May 16, 2008 - 6:10pm.
names: just and married
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I really don't get it.
I like:
"LOOKY AT ME" and "PAY ATTENTION".
I like names with a meaning.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
names: just and married
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Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 6:02pm.
And you never mentioned you can see into the future!
M.E., I try. ;)
Submitted by zomay on May 16, 2008 - 6:04pm.
The next kid will be a Sasquatch.
Zomay, that would be freaking awesome! Getting Sasquatch to wear diapers could end up being a real chore though.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 16, 2008 - 6:08pm.
LOL MonkeyPox
Kizzy, But USA is part of the UN, right? ::confused face::
Yeah, but we don't have the same "street cred" we used to at the UN, LOL!
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"Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 16, 2008 - 4:07pm.
What a great pic. This must be killing Aniston & Paltrow."
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Killing them with laughter as they watch Brad publicly die a little more inside....
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Hey Knob, if adopted, will you give us the inside scoop? lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
LOL MonkeyPox
Kizzy, But USA is part of the UN, right? ::confused face::
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Viva,
I have an even BETTER idea. Why doesn't someone force her to take a psychological evaluation and then not let her adopt from ANY country.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 16, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I have a feelign the next kids are going to be from Europe, then India respectively... gotta collect from all the continents/ subcontinents...
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I'm pretty sure that I read she tried to adopt a boy from India when she was filming A Mighty Fart, but due to the racist incident with her bodyguards, and the fact that she made Indian movie crew eat separately from her (on another floor even), they banned her from adoption.
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Really??? What a fucking cunt.
What a great pic. This must be killing Aniston & Paltrow.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 16, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Adopting an American kid wouldn't give her the same "street cred" at the UN.
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I nominate myself to be their next adopted child.
Ha! I knew it! Bitch is thinking kids are like Pokemon: you gotta catch 'em all...and then pit them against each other...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
AND the next news story, the gardener is "going to let it slip" that the afterbirth is going up for auction to aid HoliePittstain Inc.
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The next kid will be a Sasquatch.
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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I have a feelign the next kids are going to be from Europe, then India respectively... gotta collect from all the continents/ subcontinents...
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I'm pretty sure that I read she tried to adopt a boy from India when she was filming A Mighty Fart, but due to the racist incident with her bodyguards, and the fact that she made Indian movie crew eat separately from her (on another floor even), they banned her from adoption.
I've got a revolutionary idea kids, are you ready...
How about next time they adopt, they* adopt from AMERICA?????
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Sheeps,
No, I think you're right. I saw photos of his wedding pictures some time ago to "Rachel". I think these two are just friends.
Submitted by ░ on May 16, 2008 - 2:00pm.
You just know Angie was hoping for at least one boy because she doesn't like female competition and now there are going to be three Brangies. Mommy Dearest won't be pleased when Daddy's girls start ruling the roost and wrapping papa Pitt around their little pinkies while Angie blows a gasket because she has no control.
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And you never mentioned you can see into the future!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 16, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Finally someone(s) to keep Shiloh company in the basement.
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LOL. Good one.
chimp maybe Haiti.
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Submitted by DUDE on May 16, 2008 - 1:53pm.
I wanna see Brad's face when they come out resembling James Haven
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Bwahahahahaahahaaa!!!!
Well at least now they've moved past "minivan" and can qualify for a short bus to cart the brood around in.
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Submitted by Chimp on May 16, 2008 - 5:57pm.
I'm predicting some Aborigines.
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
You just know Angie was hoping for at least one boy because she doesn't like female competition and now there are going to be three Brangies. Mommy Dearest won't be pleased when Daddy's girls start ruling the roost and wrapping papa Pitt around their little pinkies while Angie blows a gasket because she has no control.
I have a feelign the next kids are going to be from Europe, then India respectively... gotta collect from all the continents/ subcontinents...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I see ANGEL!!! UVULA has ANGEL as her avvie!!
*swoons*
Just which one of these brats are going to be the "Chosen One"? I am confused. I will just go back to worshipping Satan. It's less complicated.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
ISMU - Ok I kinda really liked you but now I looooovve you not only for DB as your avie, but for your siggie
(Spuffy 4ever)
http://photobucket.com/image/out%20for%20a%20walk%20bitch/CDTPigeon/b1c....
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Their names will be Angelique and Bradleigh.
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Sheeps, you ass! LMAO!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.