Friday, May 16th 2008
Twin Girls?
Angie Jo already confirmed she was having twins, but she wouldn't say what the sex of her babies are. Fox's Roger Friedman spoke to Angie Jo last night at the party for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes and he may have found out the sex of the two chosen ones. He writes:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical. The stunning actress said "there was a line" on the sonogram that indicates her daughters are not going to be perfect copies of each other.
Roger said they have not picked names yet. I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston.
More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black. Brad will have to breastfeed me though. I hope his chichis can handle it.
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FritoDorito on May 16, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Amen.
I'll take a banana clip wearing, muffin bakin', Mini Van drivin' Mom any day over Stickalina.
And her and The Brad never even look at each other, I haven't seen one photo of him touching her belly but Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman have, JUST YESTERDAY!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Honestly it looks like a Giorgio Armani Suit and he wears it well.
But being a perfect attention whore and having the money he has, well he can get away with doing anything.
But this look beats that fucking dog ugly hat he wears which really makes him look so stooopit.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 16, 2008 - 4:43pm.
The funniest part of all of this is that no one will give a SHIT about Brangelina (if they are even together still) in ten or so years.
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me thinks thou doth overestimate how many people give a shit now...sane people anyway :/
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 16, 2008 - 7:09pm.
That's weird. I think on What Not To Wear or some other show like that they always bitch about never buttoning the first one, and while I think fahsion in general is sort of bullshit, I have to agree that it looks pretty stupid to do the first button. His suit is hot and would look a lot better if he had done something else buttonwise.
Sensimina, Brad has a gut now. This might not be a style choice. He'd probably look like a sausage in a casing if he buttoned up one more button.
Bradiful, yes it's nice to not be bombarded by lunacy on an Angie thread. I even threw out a red herring on this thread earlier to test the waters and so far all is clear. *wiping forehead*
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 5:06pm.
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I feel so bad for those poor kids that have to be born to such a narcissist. I know that many people would argue that she's rich and blah blah blah, but no amount of money is worth having to be subjected to that. I would rather be middle class with a mom who wears high wasted jeans than Angelina if I were them. At least the media would not always be around and they would have a normal childhood and they wouldn't be paraded around for publicity.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Do These Two ever say "Fuck! what are we going to do with so many kids"!
Submitted by Sensimina on May 16, 2008 - 4:09pm.
WhoCares -
That's weird. I think on What Not To Wear or some other show like that they always bitch about never buttoning the first one, and while I think fahsion in general is sort of bullshit, I have to agree that it looks pretty stupid to do the first button. His suit is hot and would look a lot better if he had done something else buttonwise.
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I agree with you all the way. It looks stupid and down right retarded. But I love the way that suit fits him and the color. Personally the first button would of been just fine undone and that would of worked, but hey when you are Brad the attention whore, what can I say.
WhoCares -
That's weird. I think on What Not To Wear or some other show like that they always bitch about never buttoning the first one, and while I think fahsion in general is sort of bullshit, I have to agree that it looks pretty stupid to do the first button. His suit is hot and would look a lot better if he had done something else buttonwise.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Oh and anyone looking for a shred of hope for the Brad's hotness, I have a limited supply and they are soggy from my tears...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
It's so nice to not have to review the fuckeryness of a psycho-obsessed-attention-whore posts.
With that, I just saw on E! Skeletina chatting to lowly media about playing animated animals.
I will translate, SuperMediaWhorenese is tricky:
"I am the only star on this animated masterpiece, it's because of me that it's art, I'm an artist. My sonogram should be in the Guggenheim."
Meanwhile, no joke, Brad hi-tailed it inside, just dropped her arm and ran.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Being pregorexic can't be good for a fetus__especially twins for crying out loud.
EAT, dumbass. YOU wanted them!
Submitted by Sensimina on May 16, 2008 - 3:57pm.
ANOTHER THING - Brad looks so ridiculous with his ton button done. I thought men were never supposed to button up the very top one? I guess the rules don't apply to these two gifts from Jesus.
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Note to self Sensimina.
In the fashion world it is "cool" to not button the first two lower buttons. Yea it is stupid but that is the fashion rule. I was told that many many years ago in Milan, Italy. I still wonder what is all the big deal. I was told by more then one person while shopping at some of the finest shops there.
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Ok, so yesterday I just about gave myself multiple orgasms buy looking through 80 pages of what used to be Brad's hotness.
I can officially say, that she has sucked the entire hot outta him in 3 years.
*sigh*
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...A River Runs Through It... damn! I'm drooling just thinking about it...and I do agree he's been sucked dry like an old mylar balloon...he looks more and more like Homer Simpson for some reason to me...not a good look...if he wants, he could even be less hot if he gets some Crocs and dark socks to go with that stupid hat of his...
...can you imagine the size of that child support check when she dumps his ass?...
Christine.....you.....you........PEASANT!!!!!
lol
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ANOTHER THING - Brad looks so ridiculous with his ton button done. I thought men were never supposed to button up the very top one? I guess the rules don't apply to these two gifts from Jesus.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
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Right?
I forgot, I'm not fucking loaded with money.
I have to raise my kids with no help.
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I'll say the first thing nice on here.
That is a nice suit Brad.
Submitted by D.R. on May 16, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Who thinks Angelina is actually that monster thing from "Species"?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
She looks like a giant green M&M from one of those commercials.
Also, I love how Injectalina tried to seem surprised and made it sound like the doctor had to tell her that the twins were fraternal, not identical. NO SHIT, ANGE! That's what happens when you take fertility drugs!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
christine the hoff that will be just about the time when most of the kids "go away to boarding school".
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Jebus, I have ONE teenage girl and believe me, it's a special punishment from Satan.
Good luck Brangalina, You're going to need it.
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Oh, she'll be hitting on them alright.....in 15 years she will be extolling the virtues of group sex with your own teenagers and their partners........she will make up her onw religion........and how it is so "freeing and beautiful". "We do it every night, and Brad is a love, and videotapes it..BRAD SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER...you all should try it sometime."
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I'm not surprised to hear they are girls. I read somewhere that there was a study that showed men who were fans of the whacky tobaccy were more likely to father girls than boys. (Something to do with pot doing weird things to the Y chromosome.)
Anyway, I really hope this bitch gets spayed after she pops out these 2 and like madame s suggested, be forced to undergo a psychological exam before she is allowed to adopt so much as a houseplant.
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The funniest part of all of this is that no one will give a SHIT about Brangelina (if they are even together still) in ten or so years. They'll have aged far beyond their years and there will be younger sluts to pay attention to. I wonder what they'll think to themselves about their little "phase" of collecting publicity children when they are washed up and have 9 teenagers and 7 younger kids running around and the paps aren't even there to cover it. They might be able to set up a few photo ops and interviews here and there, but the media interest is DEFININTELY not going to be have as ferverant as today a decade from now.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Who thinks Angelina is actually that monster thing from "Species"?
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OK, I was about to go but had to try this, I used all the letters and got, A Damn Berth Recliner
haha, all you guys are funny!
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Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 16, 2008 - 6:38pm.
VooDoo, you just sent a horrible image into my head.
An old, haggard Angie hitting on all of her daughter's boyfriends. Grossssssssssness.
VooDoo - hmmm, I was thinking more along the lines of what tips she's going to give them on performing good oral and how to trap a man with your legs, but she'll probably do that too.
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I fear for the children when they decide Mommy sucks and is a big meanie and then Angie's bolts pop out and she goes into full-on dominatrix corporal punishment mode.
*shivering*
Tonic, there will be no "Sex Talk" for the love! Angie will have all the boyfriends and girlfriends of her teenagers move-the-F-In to the house........you know........just to attract the media and make an even bigger spectacle of her gay, circus life....
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I like "Succubus" and "Medusa". You know, in honor of Mummy Thinnest.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by zomay on May 16, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Six toddlers is one thing. Wait till they have nothing but teenagers at home. All with major attitude. Love it.
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That day WILL come, and I predict Z will go bat-shit crazy and take out the whole family w/an AK47, ala "Scarface"......."Say hello to my little friend......."
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zomay, I cant wait for when the girls to grow up and Angie tries to give them the "sex talk".
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Six toddlers is one thing. Wait till they have nothing but teenagers at home. All with major attitude. Love it.
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Hero & In
Muffie & Diver
James & Angie (named after their bio's)
the DUDE! abides...
Marie and Claire
she could name them anja and lina :)
I think he was hot all the way up until Oceans Eleven........and it has been a slow slide ever since. It is all those damn kids.......they have too many and they are all too young. It would be different to have a handful of kids if they are spaced out......but all those kids so young is demanding and draining and you know Ange and Brad are completely "kid-whipped"!!! Those damn kids rule the roost with an iron fist! Yep, in their house, the loonies run the assylum!
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tee hee. She needs to name them that. I dare Angie to do it. I DOUBLE DOG dare her to do it. That would be LOL-worthy.
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Bert & Ernie!
You nailed it, Tonic.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Never felt Brad was sexy or attractive. I can totally see why people would cream over him, but to me he always seemed dumb as a rock and like he tried too hard and was far too aware of his hotness.
Angie is a sad tale because she used to be a crazy hot slut and now, well, we all know what has become of her.
It's too bad BritBrit couldn't have maintained her hotness of yore and still gone apeshit crazy.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Tonic - you cruel bitch!1
LOVE IT!
"Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Marcheline Bertrand - How can we minipulate to make names???"
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If you rearrange the letters you get:
Arch and Heel
Bert and Ernie
Tan and Line
Rachel and Brad =)
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I think Bradlies Hotness was in full effect in "Legends of the Fall" (see avvie)
ANd he started going down hill after that.
Roger Friedman is usually right, although I wish he'd get over his Jacko obsession.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Marcheline Bertrand - How can we minipulate to make names???
Marchie and Bertie
Trandy and Cheline
Chelly and Berteline
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Emeline and Beatrice
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Ok, so yesterday I just about gave myself multiple orgasms buy looking through 80 pages of what used to be Brad's hotness.
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