Friday, May 16th 2008
Twin Girls?
Angie Jo already confirmed she was having twins, but she wouldn't say what the sex of her babies are. Fox's Roger Friedman spoke to Angie Jo last night at the party for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes and he may have found out the sex of the two chosen ones. He writes:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical. The stunning actress said "there was a line" on the sonogram that indicates her daughters are not going to be perfect copies of each other.
Roger said they have not picked names yet. I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston.
More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black. Brad will have to breastfeed me though. I hope his chichis can handle it.
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Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:30pm.
James Haven believes it Mrs. K. Why, Father Riley was so drunk that he asked James Haven to take over Confession! You wouldn't believe what Brad had to say! James Haven had no room left on his body from writing it all down! It was well worth it for his new book, but it's a bitch removing Sharpie from your inner thigh!
Jamesy, citrus oil works wonders. Removes glue residue, sharpie ink etc.
Just an FYI.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 7:30pm.
James, whoever you are, you are a genius ♥
Time to make dinner.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by illuminaupolis on May 16, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Well thank you, for those kind words! As you have read, James Haven has had quite a month!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 10:25pm.
James Haven believes it Mrs. K. Why, Father Riley was so drunk that he asked James Haven to take over Confession! You wouldn't believe what Brad had to say! James Haven had no room left on his body from writing it all down! It was well worth it for his new book, but it's a bitch removing Sharpie from your inner thigh!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by illuminaupolis on May 16, 2008 - 7:28pm.
James Haven made me laugh.
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I laughed I cried I got farklempt
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:21pm.
*smooches*
James Haven missed his favorite little monkey! How are you feeling?
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I'm feeling great! Haven't felt sick or anything for the last month. I've really missed you and the stories that made me laugh! I have to go - trip to the airport to pick up the BF and then to the future MIL's for drinks & din - din! Now I'm in a happy mood and ready to eat. Plus...I put on my best dress (rolled on the couch and picked up a few cat hairs)...so it will be fun...*sneaky laugh* Don't stay away so long anymore, okay!?
*sock-monkey hands on hips* *scowling*
*smooch on your cheek* Bye! James Haven! *sock monkey smile* *waving*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
James Haven made me laugh. That's not an easy thing to do, especially with the day I've had. God bless James Haven.
Submitted by smoke on May 16, 2008 - 10:24pm.
hi, smoke, and all... be back in a bit
OT: Angie, Brad, pregnant, twins, yeah.. i got it
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by smoke on May 16, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Hell yeah, better times.
Did you hear that Angie already scheduled the 1st annual Blobs vs. Adoptee steel cage tag match?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Those Priests really know how to party and they pay top dollar!
No shit, James. Pudge's uncle, Father Thomas died in a Las Vegas hotel room.
True story.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
TV, ESE, Manimal, Sock Monkey ♥♥♥. It feels like old times ;)
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 16, 2008 - 10:20pm.
@James
*smooches*
Hello Manny! Good to see you! Lots of things have been happening. More stories for James Haven's "Tell All". James Haven has one entire chapter on Brad and all his hijinks!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 16, 2008 - 10:18pm.
*smooches*
James Haven missed his favorite little monkey! How are you feeling?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
@James
What's up?
Twins,quads whatever.Blobs are blobs.
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JAMES HEAVEN!! *jumping off top of hamper into your arms!* CATCH ME! *sock monkey hugs and smooches...lots and lots of times!*
I am so happy to see you! I'm on my way out the door to pick up the BF from the airport. You made my day even more special! Glad you are back! Wishes come true! We missed you so much!!! *crying happy tears*
Gotta go! *waving* *clapping hands & hopping out the door* Yeah!!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
This dress was sponsored by the California Avocado Bureau.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 10:15pm.
ESE! *smooches*
James Haven is no fool! He sold every bottle to the Priest down the block! Those Priests really know how to party and they pay top dollar!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
LMAO James Haven! I've missed your funny ass.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Glad you're back, along with the ever elusive Smoke.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by smoke on May 16, 2008 - 10:13pm.
smoke! *smooches* good to see you too!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:07pm.
did you at least clean them out of wine?
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
James Haven!!!! So glad to see you back!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 10:10pm.
TV! *smooches*
James Haven is fine now and glad to be back on dlisted soil.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:07pm.
James Haven! How you been?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
The avie is a pic of Beige Baby, a formerly feral 30 lb. cat. He is sporting 'the lion cut' in this pic.
For the love of Shiloh!
It's good to be back! You bitches wouldn't believe what happened to James Haven! Since we last were together, things took a terrible turn between James Haven and Brad. James Haven overheard Brad saying mean things about him! The last straw came when James Haven saw Mad packing for the big trip to France!
James Haven was unaware of the trip, and it seems Brad was responsible for the gang being so tight lipped! When James Haven confronted Brad, Brad turned the garden hose on James Haven! So James Haven pulled off Brad's hat and stomped on it! Brad started chasing James Haven around the yard! Finally, Brad ran out of steam! (James Haven was the captain and star of his Track team in high school)
Later that day, Brad asked James Haven to go get Brad's best bottle of wine from the wine cellar as a peace offering. Although suspicious, James Haven complied. As soon as James Haven walked in the room, the door shut behind him! James Haven ran for the door and heard Brad snicker "Good job, Mad"
James Haven was stuck in the wine cellar! James Haven heard Angie calling his name but there was nothing he could do! Luckily there was an old blanket and some cheese to keep James Haven warm and from starving to death.
As he lay on the floor of the dusty room, all he could think about was all the makeovers and customers he would be losing. James Haven was to do Jenna Bush's makeup for her big day! (don't hate, it pays the bills).
Finally, James Haven heard Alfonse the landscaper! He was dropping by the cellar to steal one of Brad's bottles. He freed James Haven and not a moment too soon! James Haven ran out into the bright sunshine and ran up to everyone he saw and hugged them. Before he knew it, some copper was throwing cuffs on James Haven and taking him down to the station for unlawful groping! James Haven was allowed one call. But to who? Angie was in France and James Haven didn't have the number. Dr. Dre had his own troubles and Marky Mark has been in Hawaii on vacation since February.
The choice was between Sir Tommy or Daddy Voight. Both men hated James Haven, but there was no one else. Whoopi was still mad at James Haven for accidentally giving her his Aunt Ethel's skin bleaching lotion for her liver spots instead of Mary Kay's night moisterizing lotion. Honestly, some people take things too seriously.
Well. Jon Voight was in no mood. He lost that part that went to Jack Nicholson in that Bucket movie. It took James Haven all he had to beg for Daddy to come bail him out. Dad agreed on one condition. James Haven had to act out "Midnight Cowboy". Word for word. James Haven agreed. Thank goodness he didn't ask James Haven to act out Deliverance. James Haven was in no mood to "squeal like a pig".
James Haven spent the night at Dad's. He had to sleep in Dad's whirlpool tub because Daddy Voight didn't have another bed or even a couch for that matter. Go figure. But, anything was better than that nasty ole wine cellar but James Haven could have done without the constant water drip on his forehead.
The next day James Haven set out for France!
But as luck would have it, his passport expired! So, how are things with you guys?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
It's always fraternal when you go in vitro. How many was it before the reduction?
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A video movie could improve your life.
Hey BeigeBaby-
I think MiserAlba would be disgusted by your screenname! She would demand that you immediately change it to "BrownBaby".
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
The more special you are, the less you care about Brangelina.
why is it that every time mangie walks hand in hand with pitt, she always has to look down at the ground like a smug bitch. why can't she make eye contact with people?
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
I didn't read well enough.. You did use cunt.
Mrs. K.... I do too, I find it a hoot to see JUST how angey everyone else got. I mean, for pete's sake, very few of us will ever meet. There was another character I haven't seen her in a while, who kept wanting to do AOL cyber sex. Then got mad when we called her on it.
Fartalina.... You forgot to use the Cunt word,
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
So she has her own planet. okay.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 5:06pm.
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I feel so bad for those poor kids that have to be born to such a narcissist.
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Not to be a downer, but I totally agree. My MIL is a total narcissist, and I cannot even begin to tell you the things she did to my hubby and SIL. It was the "All about Me" show 24/7. When my FIL and MIL divorced (my hubby was 13 at the time), my MIL decided she couldn't "deal" with 2 kids anymore and left them with an Aunt and didn't see them for 6 months-didn't call, didn't make an attempt to see them. And she is totally in denial about it-she thinks she did what she had to do.
I feel for every single child in that family that has to deal with her ego and attitude.
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God be with you, dumbass.
As Love Fartalina:
You ugly cow bitch mom jean wearing cunts couldnt lick the dirt off the shoe of Angelina. You all spread lies about Angie and I am here to defend her to the dath so fuck you all bcaus you all suck shit and wish in your wildst dreams you could be her.
Oh hell. I can't even come close to that insanity. LovesCarrotTopalina rules as an imposter.
Submitted by Michaela on May 16, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Jennifer Aniston has proven time and time again that she cannot hold on to a man. Glad Brad moved on. People do it every day.
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Whatever, loonie. Jennifer had that tool for 7 years which is far longer than Baldalina has ever held onto a man. Now the bitch has her meat hooks into Brad, she has his balls in a vice and has now saddled him with 6 reasons not to go anywhere. What a prize she is. NOT. If there weren't kids involved his skeever ass would be long gone when he got a whiff of her crazy, just like all the other men/women in her life.
Submitted by r5bales on May 16, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Take that back, PLEASE!!!!
I have a serious drama addiction and that stuff was like heroin to me!!!!!!!
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
I'm telling you, it's Olive and Peach.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
*Sigh* Only 150 or so comments. Where is LA, UWish, and whomever she goes by? I so miss the catfights, cyberbitchslapping.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by loric on May 16, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Possible names:
Blobella and Blobette.
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Don't forget the classics: Blob and OtherBlob...Then, there Blobalina and Blobalana...or my fave, Blob 2 and Blob 3...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 16, 2008 - 3:07pm.
What a great pic. This must be killing Aniston & Paltrow.
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Somehow, I really doubt that.
When they broke up, I think Jen was probably more upset about no longer being one-half of the golden couple than she was about not having a family.
JMO.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
I'm really not too worried. I think Zahara has a plan of her own. After testing Shilo, she's gotten all the kinks worked out.
"Next time it's not just the teefs, bitches!"
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Lefty and Righty
(Because you know those brangie bitches are going to fight over those huge teats).
"Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical."
A HA!
Like I been sayin' all along:
fertility drugs + selective multifetal reduction = fraternal twins
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Possible names:
Blobella and Blobette.
Seriously, they could stay in France and I wouldn't care. They could fall off the face of the earth and I could care less-they are way overexposed and highly overrated.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Sugarbella on May 16, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Why did she take fertility drugs? Is is because Brad has middle aged slow sperm or because she was anorexic and couldn't ovulate?
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Maybe both and the fact that they stopped having sex.
Why did she take fertility drugs? Is is because Brad has middle aged slow sperm or because she was anorexic and couldn't ovulate?
I hate myself but I really love this dress color and she looks good here. Brad is over 40 and it's not 1994 anymore. He looks better than Vince Vaughn who is younger. BARF. Jennifer Aniston has proven time and time again that she cannot hold on to a man. Glad Brad moved on. People do it every day.
Banana clips heeeheee. I forgot about those things.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 5:18pm.
FritoDorito on May 16, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Amen.
I'll take a banana clip wearing, muffin bakin', Mini Van drivin' Mom any day over Stickalina.
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Now you're making me miss my mom.
And you are so right about them not looking at each other or anything. Makes me wonder if Brad did the one gun salute into a jar and Angie got out the turkey baster after she got finished having deep interesting sex with someone else...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?