Friday, May 16th 2008
Twin Girls?
Angie Jo already confirmed she was having twins, but she wouldn't say what the sex of her babies are. Fox's Roger Friedman spoke to Angie Jo last night at the party for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes and he may have found out the sex of the two chosen ones. He writes:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical. The stunning actress said "there was a line" on the sonogram that indicates her daughters are not going to be perfect copies of each other.
Roger said they have not picked names yet. I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston.
More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black. Brad will have to breastfeed me though. I hope his chichis can handle it.
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Submitted by Lory on May 16, 2008 - 11:43pm.
You make it sound like that's something bad. LOL. All I Can say is that even if LA didn't really bother me (I was hardly here when she was), I have to admit she was asking for it, last time I checked, she was supposed to be an adult, just like the ones doing all the baiting. She got to make a few "friends" here (when she was civil), but even they got put off by her own harsh words. Respect is, after all, a two-way street.
Somehow I highly doubt she's not among us, already posting.
Lory, sure it might have taken an extraordinary effort for people ALL people on here to ignore Love Angelina when she was being obnoxious and rewarded her with positive replies when she was being cohesive, understandable and NICE. But that shit didn't happen. People here encouraged her to be negative, repugnant and utterly pointless. It was an embarrassment to the regular dlisters who kept falling for the same shtick. Volatility is an easy catch. People get up in arms and it goes from there.
If anything, I hope we all can come away with a lesson that constantly responding/reacting to someone who's only goal is to be ugly and combative is NOT going to get you anywhere.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:47pm.
nah, to be honest the planner only has "drink" and "Dlisted?" these days... just being dramatic... like i'm not gonna drink!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Brad is my favorite actor. I love him. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 11:41pm.
You're not gonna hunt me down like a dog if she doesn't show, right?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
It takes more than ONE person to stir the pot and you all had your hand in the kettle.
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You make it sound like that's something bad. LOL. All I Can say is that even if LA didn't really bother me (I was hardly here when she was), I have to admit she was asking for it, last time I checked, she was supposed to be an adult, just like the ones doing all the baiting. She got to make a few "friends" here (when she was civil), but even they got put off by her own harsh words. Respect is, after all, a two-way street.
Somehow I highly doubt she's not among us, already posting. _______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 11:33pm.
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Have a nice evening, James Haven. *soft kiss on cheek* It was wonderful seeing you tonight. Until next time, darling. *waving*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Dv8 says she'll be here tomorrow
*cancelling ALL plans in daily planner*... *scribbling*... Dlisted
OT: i'll get on it soon... well, that's what Brad thought before the baster came into the picture
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Tell me about it, I'm using both hands!
TeamV, Typing with your toes again? Damn. Multi tasker extraordinaire. I'm not worthy.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Nite, James, you best hurry back! Dv8 says she'll be here tomorrow, btw.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Tell me about it, I'm using both hands!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 11:33pm.
don't stay gone too long, JH!!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Well. James Haven must call it a night. Father Riley has to get up early for Mass tomorrow. Some kind of celebration for a sin or something. You know Catholics. Always coming up with a reason to break out the wine! James Haven can say that cause he's half Catholic and listens to Confession, every other Saturday. Father Riley has been kind enough to let James Haven use his computer because Brad put a lock on James Haven's!
Father Riley promised James Haven that he would help plot revenge against Brad. Let's see what he comes up with.
Anyway, it's been wonderful to see everyone! Hopefully the good Father will pass out in a drunken stupor and James Haven will be back tomorrow!
*Smooches to all* Stay well!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:28pm.
They must be chronic master baiters.
You read sport fishing too? Being a master baiter takes a lot of control because those worms can really wiggle.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Thank you, .
James Haven has said it many times. If you don't like someone, ignore. Everyone has a right to their opinion. Yes, sadly LOVE was baited by some, however, James Haven told her many times to let it go and not take the bait. Even if Angie is a man stealin' ho, she's still James Haven's ho.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now tell that to my boss! That bitch! UGH! lol
Submitted by dead-actress on May 16, 2008 - 11:25pm.
hey, dahlin!... *kiss on the palm*... good to se ya!
OT: Jack Black is more fun to ridicule than the guy that actually has a job, ya know... the panda
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:09pm.
They must be chronic master baiters.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 11:25pm.
And his music career!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by ESE on May 16, 2008 - 11:21pm.
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Hello, Mr. Man! *holding out soft pink nail polished well manicured hand* *cough* lint free *cough* lol
How are you this evening? It's great to see you.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:24pm.
he's always got the "fat guy karate stance" to fall back on
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 16, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Stupid? Nah. At least the Panda can just take off his costume. Angie and Jack...still Angie and Jack.
and, here i thought i'd never feel bad for celebrities!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 11:21pm.
haha
The dude's gotta eat, and raising one eyebrow as a substitute for acting ability was only gonna get him so far.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Thank you, .
James Haven has said it many times. If you don't like someone, ignore. Everyone has a right to their opinion. Yes, sadly LOVE was baited by some, however, James Haven told her many times to let it go and not take the bait. Even if Angie is a man stealin' ho, she's still James Haven's ho.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Stupid? Nah. At least the Panda can just take off his costume. Angie and Jack...still Angie and Jack.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:19pm.
like he could get the delivery job!.... nobody likes opening their order to find it's already been eaten
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 11:15pm.
I think they call that "sanity". Jack Black had a choice between Kung Fu Panda or making deliveries for Panda Express at this point in his career.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
LA was banned? SAY WHAT!!!!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
is it wrong that i have ABSOLUTLEY no opinion on Brad or Angie, but i find the idea of a "Kung Fu Panda" completely stupid?
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 11:06pm.
James Haven knew where she kept the jar! Until she caught him trying to sell it on Ebay!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 10:46pm.
What .? A petition to oust Love? What gives? Why? James Haven is gone for a few weeks and mayhem breaks loose
James, you didn't miss much except for the torches and guns. God forbid anyone have a dif opinion here. It seems some people can't ignore and move on. Instead they bait and bait and then get angry when the baitee is a total bitch and comes back frothing at the mouth. But that's what they wanted? No. I don't get it. Maturity says to ignore someone who is obviously vying for attention or trying to be controversial but I hardly saw ANYONE use their ability to ignore. Troubling.
Anyway, to answer your question. Yes. Love Angelina is banned.
DAMN MK BRAD AND ANGELINA OWN YOUR ASS. HOW MANY FUCKING POSTS ARE YOU GONNA HAVE ABOUT THEM YOU FREAKING BRANGELOONIE?
James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Btw that dress Angie is wearing is just puke! You know Brad had to pick that out!
And look at her! Trying to act all demure! That bitch will rip the head off a Cobra!
- And then make a Cobra skin cozy for the jar where she keeps The Brad's balls.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by miso-horny on May 16, 2008 - 11:00pm.
So, umm what did I miss?
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Miso, my love! Hello, pretty girl. How are you this evening?
It's great to see you! I thought about you this week. I have a friend who was leaving to visit her daughter in Japan. Her daughter is expecting the first grandbaby and she's truly excited about the trip.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Btw that dress Angie is wearing is just puke! You know Brad had to pick that out!
And look at her! Trying to act all demure! That bitch will rip the head off a Cobra!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 10:59pm.
James Haven has definately got to find his own crib. It's rough enough having to share a bathroom with Mad and the new kid.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Miso!!!!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
So, umm what did I miss?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Luckily for you, with 2 more blobs on the way, you should have plenty of company the next time they lock you in the basement.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Bradi *smooches*
James Haven didn't recognize you with your new avie!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 10:46pm.
What .? A petition to oust Love? What gives? Why? James Haven is gone for a few weeks and mayhem breaks loose?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 9:52pm.
*rubs eyes*
OMG YOU'RE ALIVE
Bradiful feared you were sent to France VIA Freighter with Merchant Seamen.
Welcome Back Jamesy Poo.
Mary Kay Kisses.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 10:46pm.
shhh! common sense is frowned upon here.
Just enjoy the quiet, even though it's temporary.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 16, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Thanks Manny! Angie has all but forgotten James Haven. Gone are the day of us sharing popcorn (xtra butter) and a good cry over 'You've Got Mail' (that was our favorite love story). Gone are the days of shoe shopping when Angie would have James Haven walk in Manolo's, to see how she would look on the red carpet. No more pajama parties were Angie and James Haven would paint our nails and give each other facials. Since Brad entered the scene all has been forgotten.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 16, 2008 - 10:42pm.
da! *smooches* you are looking beautiful as ever! James Haven is happy to see his dlisted beauties!
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*blushing* Why, thank you, my love! When I logged onto Dlisted and saw your name lighting up under recent comments, I was absolutely elated. We've missed you and so glad you're back with us. Little Socky even said the cutest prayer for your return under the JH birthday thread. You should read all the good wishes...ignore the other ones. So very happy to see you. *wink*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Oh yeah, James, Happy Birthday!
Hope Angie wasn't CHEAP with a present.
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Submitted by dead-actress on May 16, 2008 - 10:38pm.
da! *smooches* you are looking beautiful as ever! James Haven is happy to see his dlisted beauties!
James Haven can't wait to see the look on Brad's haggard ole' puss when he arrives in Cannes!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 16, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Tommygirl doesn't HAVE to squeal like a pig, he PREFERS to.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 16, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Only Tommygirl has to do that.LOL
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And he LOVES it!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
James Haven -
It is wonderful to see you! My heart is singing, sweetie. We've missed you!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
@James
Thank goodness he didn't ask James Haven to act out Deliverance. James Haven was in no mood to "squeal like a pig".
Only Tommygirl has to do that.LOL
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It's an abomination that Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman know more about the birth of those twins, then James Haven! They kept tellin' James Haven that Angie was just gaining weight for a new role.
First Daddy Voight loses the role of "Tootsie" to Dustin, and now this?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.