Friday, May 16th 2008
Twin Girls?
Angie Jo already confirmed she was having twins, but she wouldn't say what the sex of her babies are. Fox's Roger Friedman spoke to Angie Jo last night at the party for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes and he may have found out the sex of the two chosen ones. He writes:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical. The stunning actress said "there was a line" on the sonogram that indicates her daughters are not going to be perfect copies of each other.
Roger said they have not picked names yet. I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston.
More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black. Brad will have to breastfeed me though. I hope his chichis can handle it.
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little lone...i needed to fill my car up so i went to the bank and asked for a little lone...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 1:10am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 1:07am.
Try it with an exclamation point!
Why! I declare! Cute, Brat. :P
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 1:10am.
ya never wanna be too forward, ya know.. i don't know if . wants that mark on top of her/him! LOL!... damnit, i used it!LOL!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 1:07am.
Try it with an exclamation point!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 1:04am.
night, . (that just seems so funny to type, gotta do it again!) night, .
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
hey Joe Shmoe! G'day.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Hey joe! How and where the hell are you?
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Submitted by smoke on May 17, 2008 - 12:50am.
"He says we're going the wrong way"... "Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?"... LOL!!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:38am.
Didn't the Brady Bunch have shag carpet in that color?
you thought she only stole husbands?!?!
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LOL I was referencing the color! It reminds me of the avocado green from the Brady Bunch.
What do I know about stealing husbands? Wait...no, that wasn't me! lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 12:38am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:36am.
John Candy was a star anyway, karate pose or no.
That movie makes me laugh and cry. One of the great movies of all time. Wish John was still around but you know he's smiling and laughing his ass off and making God spew. MK has a special place in heaven too. Someone that funny has GOT to have a special place
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 12:46am.
it seems soo long ago, but... that's what video and dvd are made for, to remember the good old days of, ya know... REAL comedians, actors, actresses
OT: not sure... depends if you consider Brad or Angie a REAL actor/actress or just comedy
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:45pm.
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Oh my! That story made my first grade nightmares come back with a vengeance... *insert Mr Shocky face*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:42am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 12:38am.
damn straight!!... "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" is the ONLY movie allowed to be watched at Thanksgiving time
Oh, you're breaking my heart here, ESE! That's one of my all time favorites, when my kids were younger we would watch it every Thanksgiving night. John Candy was awesome *sniffle*
"Those aren't pillows".....LMAO!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:42am.
Remember when Steve Martin was also funny?
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Submitted by Lory on May 17, 2008 - 12:38am.
No, I came here FROM X17, when it got too juvenile there. Someone posted as Teem Valtrex, and I knew I had opened a door in time back to the 2nd grade. It really used to be fun there, until the regs helped the trolls turn it into a playground for 7 year olds. I saw the exact same thing happening here this week.
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I love that dress, the style and the colour. Maternity clothes have come a *long* way. *Shuddering with horror remembering maternity undies*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 12:38am.
damn straight!!... "Planes, Trains & Automobiles" is the ONLY movie allowed to be watched at Thanksgiving time
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:36am.
John Candy was a star anyway, karate pose or no.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
hey d.a.......I think this color looks gorgeous on her, and she looks fantastic here.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Lory on May 17, 2008 - 12:23am.
Yup, still talking about LA, until others decided to reduce themselves to her level. It got too X17 in here.
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*gasp*
You would change us for X-17? No you wouldn't!
BLASPHEMY!!! LOL. I keed, I keed.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 17, 2008 - 12:36am.
Didn't the Brady Bunch have shag carpet in that color?
you thought she only stole husbands?!?!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Didn't the Brady Bunch have shag carpet in that color?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
TV and Man5.... next up the local shut in starring in big budget horrible movies... oohh, if only John Candy could have done a karate pose he would have been a star!LOL!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
I'll wind up seeing this- I take care of a 5 1/2 yr old who asked me to take him.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:29am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 12:26am.
i actually like a lot of Farley's SNL stuff, but... still a poor remake of John Belushi
Are you talking about funny fat guys? I liked John Candy in some movies.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:29am.
Yes, he was, and Jack Black just watered it down further. The next fat comedian won't even have to know the karate pose, he just has to be fat.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 17, 2008 - 12:28am.
Seeing it? You know you're buying 2 copies in case you lose one.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 - 9:22pm.
I still can't believe that "Kung Fu Panda" is premiering at Cannes.
I know! I can get that stuff at the food court.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 17, 2008 - 12:26am.
i actually like a lot of Farley's SNL stuff, but... still a poor remake of John Belushi
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by Lory on May 17, 2008 - 12:23am.
Yup, still talking about LA, until others decided to reduce themselves to her level. It got too X17 in here.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
PSL it's sad isn't it? What's sadder is I know I'll be seeing this shit eventually.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
TV and ESE: hahahaha. Well, Tenacious D are selling a lot of CDs, right?
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 17, 2008 - 12:21am.
Hey! That's not even funny! Chris Farley had the whole "raise your voice and be sweaty" thing. Jack Black doesn't possess that kind of range.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 16, 2008 - 11:21pm.
Lory lol well she did give us some of the best quotes and siggies ever.
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Indeed. My favorite one is the one of the ducks becoming swans. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by Lory on May 17, 2008 - 12:13am.
That one person wasn't changing her ways, she was getting exactly the response she wanted. I learned in 2nd grade that if you let the bully know he was bothering you, it was only gonna get worse. If you made him think it didn't bother you, it ceased pretty much immediately. Same mindset and level of maturity that you're dealing with here.
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We're still talking about LA, right? LOL.
I know what you mean. And I agree, it's like the first year in school all over again. *le sigh*
LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I still can't believe that "Kung Fu Panda" is premiering at Cannes.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Lory lol well she did give us some of the best quotes and siggies ever.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by Sheeps on May 17, 2008 - 12:18am.
hey, Sheeps!! yeah, the guy's about a french fry away from starring in the remake of "Beverly Hills Ninja"
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 17, 2008 - 12:18am.
He also has the one raised eyebrow. Don't forget that.
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I think if she had just stopped with the cunts and mom jeans she would have been fine.
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LMAO! Tonic. ITA. You say it so sweetly that I almost missed the C word. LOL
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Submitted by Lory on May 17, 2008 - 12:13am.
That one person wasn't changing her ways, she was getting exactly the response she wanted. I learned in 2nd grade that if you let the bully know he was bothering you, it was only gonna get worse. If you made him think it didn't bother you, it ceased pretty much immediately. Same mindset and level of maturity that you're dealing with here.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 8:25pm.
he's always got the "fat guy karate stance" to fall back on
Exactly. His default move. Like Japanese schoolgirls with the peace sign.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
"Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:50pm."
I actually didn't hate LA. I think if she had just stopped with the cunts and mom jeans she would have been fine.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 10:50pm.
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What you say makes sense, however, it would have been easier for one person to change her ways (LA) than for a whole bunch of people. She knew from the start how nasty dlisted can be to some celebrities. She came here from justjared and said that she knew people here were mean to Brangelina, but at the same time she started throwing disparaging remarks that escalated into a personal level with certain dlisters. At some point she started to take it down a notch and people gave her a second chance.
Things were (apparently) civil until Brangelina started to make the headlines with a vengeance. Then she lost it again. No, I am not saying she had to change her love for Brangelina. I know full well a few regs that still love them and say nice things about them and how they wish them well, yet they are intelligent enough to NOT TAKE IT PERSONAL when people badmouth their favorite stars.
I can not feel sorry for LA because something tells me that she actually enjoyed all the attention, negative at that but attention nonetheless. Somehow I think this is what she wanted, and of course, people were more than happy to oblige.
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If anything, I hope we all can come away with a lesson that constantly responding/reacting to someone who's only goal is to be ugly and combative is NOT going to get you anywhere.
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LA could use that advice too.
Anyway, let's hope things will be better from now on...
*gets out of soup box*
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Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 12:04am.
was he talkin' 'bout "Shaft"?!?!LOL!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
James Haven left? Nite James but now that Angie's twat is out of bounds for Brad...put it this way Don't pick up the soap.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Shut yo mouf!
Now edit that so the idiot fucks watching this don't catch wind. lol
Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:50pm.
My hope is that other trolls don't see just how easy it is to get under the skin of the regs that responded and follow suit. She got the response that every troll hopes for, people throwing tantrums like 3 year olds.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 16, 2008 - 11:53pm.
that just comes naturally, i swear, i smoke in my sleep!.. my pillows look like fuckin' swiss cheese!
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"But I don't mind... No, I don't mind.
I'll be there if you want me to.
No one else that could ever do.
Got to get some peace in my mind."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 16, 2008 - 11:50pm.
I thought you had stolen my daily planner, until I realized that "smoke cigarettes" wasn't listed.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.