Friday, May 16th 2008

Twin Girls?

Angie Jo already confirmed she was having twins, but she wouldn't say what the sex of her babies are. Fox's Roger Friedman spoke to Angie Jo last night at the party for "Kung Fu Panda" in Cannes and he may have found out the sex of the two chosen ones. He writes:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twin girls likely will be fraternal, not identical. The stunning actress said "there was a line" on the sonogram that indicates her daughters are not going to be perfect copies of each other.

Roger said they have not picked names yet. I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston.

More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black. Brad will have to breastfeed me though. I hope his chichis can handle it.



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I wonder why "IN VITRO IN VITRO IN VITRO" won't stop repeating over and over in my head???

Leave the playing God with babies medical prodecures to people who need it you stupid twats.

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Submitted by funsten beewaxer on May 17, 2008 - 8:16pm.
it's victoria day weekend. someone shove a firecracker up her arse already and let's be done with her self-absorption. that way she can be what she wants to be/thinks she is - a martyr.
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But then again, what do I know?

it's victoria day weekend. someone shove a firecracker up her arse already and let's be done with her self-absorption. that way she can be what she wants to be/thinks she is - a martyr.

You know what boggles my mind? How is it that Jolie claims to have been so affected by the starvation and poverty that she has seen in these 3rd world countries, that at times she has refused to eat out of guilt, yet she continues to live the lavish lifestyle without a second thought? How about giving up a few homes? Or perhaps giving one of those mansions to "John & Kate plus 8"? (that is a show based on a real life couple who has twins girls and sextuplets- fyi). How about keeping some of that money in the US to help our own underpriviledged? She really thinks that adopting 3 kids out of the millions that are left in orphanages, she is helping? Who? OK so she changed the lives of 3 souls - but what about the big picture? Why not scale down her life, simplify, live within her means and contribute more to the families and villages that she took her children from? I hate hypocrites. By the way, I know it's unfair to act like Jolie & Pitt are the only ones who should help the world, but they ARE the only ones I see lecturing people/ our country on how we NEED to help. This news regarding her having twins is the ultimate bullshit PR !!

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Why have an alt. I have hard enough time keeping myself out of trouble. Two or three of me would get me banned for life. I would never know if I was comming or going.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.

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Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 11:47am.
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It's Joe with an "e".

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HE is a handsome guy! Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot hook-up club www.RichMatchMaking.com for wealthy singles/celebs? That sounds amazing, I know. But there are a few hot photos of his there and quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there. I did try to send him a wink there. lol

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DDD, you of all people shouldn't flip people shit about alts. For frick sakes are we back in 5th grade? How attached are you to YOUR alt?
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I agree! DDD you have alts, so you should be one of the last people to make that damn comment.

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My Aunt is in her 70's and has younger looking hands and arms.

Its not normal to have so many veins stick out like that.

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joanne on May 17, 2008 - 10:56am.

Hi joanne!

Still churning the drama butter in here I read.

This "relationship" is unnatural, hence this is why the negative response to it by a majority of posters here.

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Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 1:04am.

If people make jackasses out of themselves like these two media ho's, i'm gonna make fun of them. A lot of people donate, a lot of people are having twins. These two like to think they are special, they were talking about this pregnancy on sirrus radio, wtf? If they don't want to be talked about, go away! To all the dlisted sluts, you guys and Michael K brighten my day.

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Submitted by Uwish on May 17, 2008 - 7:35am.

I see hag's are out in full force!

LOL. Uwish why did you punctuate 'hags' with an apostrophe? Inquiring mind wants to know, yaknow.

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Jo, you are right. My airing of grievances did negate the positive parts of my message I was trying to convey.

I concur. *heavy sigh*

DDD, you of all people shouldn't flip people shit about alts. For frick sakes are we back in 5th grade? How attached are you to YOUR alt? Every damned name you use online IS an ALT unless you use your REAL NAME.

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on May 17, 2008 - 9:52am.

Who gives a shit about these 2 HORRID actors
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well you gave a shit big enough to submit a 200 word essay on how much you hate them.

acting holier than thou much?? trust me, most posters in this thread share the same sentiments as you... you've just contributed to this 'sad' discussion yourself!

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Who gives a shit about these 2 HORRID actors, I mean that IS what they do right? I am SO SICK of looking at Brad's ugly run down face and I am SO SICK of seeing Angelina parading her ass all over the place. Big fuckin deal, your preggers ANY bitch who has had their period can do that (ie: Jamie Lynn Spears). I suggest people stop making such a big deal over 'celeberity' pregnancies, its so ANNOYING. I come to this site cuz M.K. makes me laugh its sad to think people actually CARE about this shit and DISCUSS it with others.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min
You re wasting your breath on them...let them fight with each other. Like dueling personalities in one person. Kind of like watching a cheap remake of Cybil. CyberCybil?
+We know we are the Anti-Hags of DL. ROLMAO

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Brad is my favorite actor. I love him. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?

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Submitted by Uwishalina on May 17, 2008 - 6:49am.

Submitted by Uwish on May 17, 2008 - 4:35am.
I see hag's are out in full force!
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I see the troll is awake and posting.
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Okay, that is fucking funny. It took me a sec, what with the matching avis, but I eventually got it. More coffee, please! LOL

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I could really give a shit less about her and her kids. It pisses me off cause tis woman claims she cares about this and that, but this shit makes top healines. 100's of thousands of people just died in an earthquake, but ooooooooooo
Ms. Jolie is giving the world two more bastard children. Guess what so is some broad in fucking Georgia.

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Uwish - why don't you post on other threads???
You fucking loser. I am not a fucking hag, neither is anyone else. Most people don't care for Aniston either.

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Submitted by Uwish on May 17, 2008 - 4:35am.
I see hag's are out in full force!
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I see the troll is awake and posting.

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I see hag's are out in full force!

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Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 12:04am.
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Very true about not arguing amongst ourselves. But to be fair, some of us are only one person, whilst OTHERS of us have many alts, and are essentially arguing with themselves.

Know anyone like that?

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

They are having 6 children in 2 years of dating.
That is pure insanity.

She likes to collect things and then gets bored and moves on, but now we are talking about children.

They need to actually raise them and put their safety first.
Instead of providing them with a home, she is dragging them every 2 days to a different country, and they live in hotel rooms, have no friends, don't go to school, have no sense of stability.

Same goes for her unborn children: she uses Botox and upper lip injections, dyes her hair, flies and puts her self promotion and pleasure- first, their safety- second.

Being a parent is about putting your children first.

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"I'm thinking Jennifer and Aniston."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Oh you cruel thing.

Yes, fertility meds makes fraternals. We know miss know-it-all.

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im delirious cuz its 3 am plus im all hyped up on tums lol im hard fucking core bitches!!! next thing you know ill be trashin hotel rooms n stuff :/
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Submitted by . on May 16, 2008 - 11:04pm.
I'm over and out. But please remember to embrace the good and ignore the bad because life is too short to EFF around with someone who doesn't even deserve the time of day from you little lone the anger or vitriol that expends negative energy.
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@modi: Huh?

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

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joe: your avy AND siggy both make me smile :)

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*cue rawhide theme* trollin trollin trollin keep them trolls a trollin...sorry yall im all fucked up on tums, damn messican food :(
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Hey Sky - just dropped by but gotta run again. You had a horrible night at work? Coming here lately may just lead to more stress and frustration ;)

On topic: Brad is looking a little strained.

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ye leather does need a hug....but more importantly i need a little lone!!!
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Submitted by Leatherette on May 17, 2008 - 3:25am.

And it sounds like you need a hug.

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And that Panda looks so CHEAP. Like some shitty cartoon filler for the Cartoon Channel, not even close to theater-quality animation. THAT's what's most disgusting about these two moron twats in Cannes -- besides their usual charity-for-image insulting bullshit pie.

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TV is making himself scarce since i said i needed a little lone :/ greedy bass turd...
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SKY!!!! *air kisses* what up hookage?? LTNS
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if by child toucher you mean CHARLES MANSON!!! (cue psycho knife-weiding scene music) then i agree 100% :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08

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Hi TV, modi & joe :)

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***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 17, 2008 - 1:11am.
We'd all be better off not fighting amongst our little group here.
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and your very next post:

***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 17, 2008 - 2:10am.
Hey Joe...since when did emulating Spock's verbiage come across as entertaining?
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Are you schizo or just trolling? Either way, you are certainly delusional....whatever you meant by "OUR little group". What do you mean by "OUR", anyway? You and all your alts?

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Panda has child-toucher eyes; can't wait for this over-hyped turd's flaming death at the box office

... & some of y'all need INSTANT MESSENGER, but FUCK all you who give two shits about that fuckwad troll LoveAngelina/Uwish/whateverthefuck. Whatever it was, bitch is too stupid and grammatically challenged to merit more than a passing fuck-off. Damn.

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anyone still awake? im about to head to the store but im broke so ima need a little lone :/
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 17, 2008 - 3:10am.
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I'm not trying to be entertaining. I'm just saying what I think.

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Ugh. Me confused by big words. Me focus on hitting rock with stick and call it music.

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Hey Joe...since when did emulating Spock's verbiage come across as entertaining?

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*walks in the door*

*drops to the floor and curls up in the fetal position*

Damn, I finally got a moment to get on here today and.....fuck, nevermind.

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Submitted by . on May 17, 2008 - 1:04am.
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I thought that you make very some good points except that your message is delivered in such a hostile way that unfortunately it negates your position that people should be civil to each other.

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We'd all be better off not fighting amongst our little group here. I have a better idea. We should start a petition for our own mutual belief, like say NO MORE RUMER. There's a website that is free that lets you start one.

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? though ESE, is it pronounced period, or dot?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA

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., may I call you .? How come LA got a pass to speak horribly to people, but you are lamblasting people for the exact things LA did over and over again? I understand what you're trying to say, but at the same time, society is going to shit BECAUSE people get passes to do as they fucking please, good manners be damned. How many assholes do you see who litter, speaking rudely to checkout clerks and store employees, berate people at starbucks becaue their fucking latte has too much foam, etc? How often do they get called out on it? Perhaps if more people were told that certain behaviors are NOT acceptable, that certain actions are NOT tolerated, maybe society would start to transform for the better, instead of the express shuttle to hell. People are bullies because no one challenges them.

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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA

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