Friday, May 16th 2008

What Is The Meaning Of This?!

Nikki Cox. WHY?! She used to be such a purty thing and now she looks like the Daughter of Wildenstein. Methinks Nikki had one of those caricatures drawn of her at an amusement park and immediately took the drawing to her plastic surgery and said to him, "I want to look like this!"

Shame.

Here's Nikki with her husband, Jay Mohr, at the CBS upfronts on Wednesday.

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Her face looks as long as her body. Not right.

juni's picture

The injection sites for the botox in her lips are visible.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

She looks foolish.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Brian's picture

Obviously her plastic surgeon got his "degree" from the back of a matchbook cover.....

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mike's picture

Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 5:33pm.

Yeah, I lived out in L.A. for about four years trying to make it as a writer. I failed, so now I'm back in N.C. :)

Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ

Pers's picture

WTF?!

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M.E.'s picture

Vegas is going off the air right? She left too right?

WTF, why do I even care.

Wowie wow wow wow. With lips like those who needs a roto rooter.

This poor creature probably was beautiful before she effed the hell out of her once normal face. Goodness why? WHY?

M.E.'s picture

Mike - for reals?

Cool!

Athina's picture

What the fuck??? She kind of looks like Rachael Ray, if someone pounded Rachael in the mouth with a bottle ov "EVOO" for like an hour.

M.E.'s picture

WTF did she do to herself?

She needs to eat a sammie too.

sybil's picture

She was beautiful when she was doin' "Fergie's beard" on Vegas....now she has elevated herself to Phoebe Price "untouchable" status...a breathtaking speciman....so natural...i love her!!!!

Capitanne's picture

How old is this bimbo? 25? Is this now the standard age for getting enormous bj lips, chipmunk cheaks and terrified eyebrows. How this makes someone look younger I have no idea. Is all of LA county (male and female) destined to look like deformed carbon copies of Bruce Jenner and Meg Ryan?

Ernestine's picture

Oh my fucking GOD, someone put an ICEPACK on it or SOMETHING!!

KnobGoblin's picture

Okay, everybody needs to STOP trying to be Angelina already...it ain't gonna happen!

mike's picture

Ya'll know the phrase, "pulling a Jay Mohr" right? :)

Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ

chefcammi's picture

maybe Mohr likes the DSL's?

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

What kind of fuckery is this?

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Why do women do this to themselves? Is this really better then a few wrinkles?

letinstar's picture

*GASP*...what did she do to herself...tragic...
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mike's picture

Maybe she's happy looking like that. I can't be too mean. I know Jay through friends, and he's a good guy.

Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ

parissucksliterally's picture

she used to be pretty.
ICK!
And on that note, I am off to work...see you all tonight!

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