Friday, May 16th 2008
What Is The Meaning Of This?!
Nikki Cox. WHY?! She used to be such a purty thing and now she looks like the Daughter of Wildenstein. Methinks Nikki had one of those caricatures drawn of her at an amusement park and immediately took the drawing to her plastic surgery and said to him, "I want to look like this!"
Shame.
Here's Nikki with her husband, Jay Mohr, at the CBS upfronts on Wednesday.
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The bottom half of her face looks like Ron Pearlman. Completely out of proportion with the balance of her face. This was addressed in the Vince Vaughn thread. Celebs get their faces done, and they end up with tiny noses, huge eyes, and wax lips. Who is telling them to do this?
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Another victim of Priscilla Presley's auto-lube injecting lothario/plastic surgeon???
Btw who was/is she?
lol
wow another actor/actress to Never work in Hollywood again because they distorted their looks so much that they are not Unique anymore.. hopefully it is just botox because she just shot her acting career to hell. To change your looks so drastically is such a big no no! You just can't change the looks that got you the parts in the first place, the looks that made you stand out from all the rest to be well known to the world because if you don't have what made you stand out anymore your acting skills aren't worth anything whatsoever.
She's channeling Loni Anderson.
Looks like a victim of Jack Nicholson's Joker, ca Batman 1989.
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Does Vader have to choke a bitch?
I've realized that getting lip injections in Hollywood is like skanks at my old high school wearing thick white eyeliner. They all wore that shit even though it looked trashy as hell and everyone outside the clique could see it. Still, the thicker and more shimmery the white eyeliner, the more of an trailer queen alpha slut you were.
Sometimes they'd go overboard and shade in their whole eyelid with that shit and it would crack when they blinked.
Sorry for the stoned analogy. Expect some drunk analogies too later on.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
she looks like the Daughter of Wildenstein
Nailed it.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I wonder if she quacks when he's doin' her?
the DUDE! abides...
Ok so if you hadn't told me who that was I wouldn't have known. I would have thought it was just some random plastic ho.
That is really sad she got the Kenny Rodgers special and her lips I can't even bare to scroll up and look at again.
That sucks
Maybe when the surgery settles it will be different.
Clarisse- It's like you're in my head! I love Christian Bale. James Purefoy is completely swoonworthy!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
She was pretty, young and didn't need plastic surgery. The lips look ridiculous, why doesn't someone tell her so. Not every face is meant to have huge lips, and thats why we're not born with them.
Madame S true, but at least she's got something to distract us from her face.
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ISPMU,
"He's at the top of my free fuck list when Johnny Depp looks particularly unclean."
Brilliant! He's third on mine, under (coff coff) Christian Bale and Joseph Feinnes. Oh, and then Johnny. Then, James Purefoy...mmmmmmmmmm uh, be right back....
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She looks like a duck.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
tonicbitch,
Agreed. She still has a fantastic body. But that seems like a lot of money wasted on plastic surgery if you have to paper bag the head in the end.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 16, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Clarisse- Why, yes. Yes you do. The hottest mofo'ing birthday boy there IS today! He's at the top of my free fuck list when Johnny Depp looks particularly unclean.
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OH SO FUCKABLE!
Seriously, I can barely contain myself when watching Bones.
Uvula, I'm licking my screen for you...mostly your avie but you too...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
...no, MK...I think she took a pocket pussy into her plastic surgeons office and said "I want to look like this"...
Ah, gotcha... see, you're cute and smart. The chicks must be all over ya...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Clarisse- Why, yes. Yes you do. The hottest mofo'ing birthday boy there IS today! He's at the top of my free fuck list when Johnny Depp looks particularly unclean.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 5:56pm.
I don't like having a face picture up when I'm talking about something semi-personal. I'll switch it back at some point. I finally got around to manipulating a bunch of pics so they'll be suitable as avies, so there will be more variety.
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
Submitted by chefcammi on May 16, 2008 - 2:26pm.
maybe Mohr likes the DSL's?
No kidding.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Her body's still slammin though, so at least she's still got that going for her.
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never thought she was attractive in the least. like her dress tho.
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OH ISprainedMyUvula!
Do i spy David????? Grrrrrrrrrr baby!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
She was an attractive young lady, but then she decided to have plastic surgery. Yuck!
Hey you get off my cloud...
Mike what happened to your other avie?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
GAAAAH!!! What the eff happened to her face? She used to be so so so pretty? Nikki, darling, lay off the restalyne and take out those ridiculous cutlets from your cheeks. You're scaring the d-listers here...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Oh how sad. I remember her from Unhappily Ever After and she made me question what team to play for! Now, wow...Wildenstein is right on the money MK!!!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
Submitted by DeeDee on May 16, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Kinda sorta.
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
Wow. That is a travesty.
AHHHH!!! I am stunned, she used to be so damn hot back in the day. VERY sad, she looks like that "Rejuvinique" mask Linda Evans was hawking a few years ago...
Wow.
Go to photobucket and search "Nikki Cox" Hundreds of photos.
M.E. you found a way better pic than I did. I love redheads and I used to always think she was gorgeous AND funny. Now I think she's just sad.
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 5:43pm.
This is what she used to look like
OH MY G*D! Her features were gorgeous. WTF?
Just sad. *shaking head in bewilderment*
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 4:43pm.
This is what she used to look like:
http://photobucket.com/image/nikki%20cox/jose_juarez91766/Nikki%20Cox/ni...
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OMG - she was so gorgeous! That's just a crime.
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She looks like she's trying to become like that plastic surgery nut lady who wants to look like a cat.
http://www.todoso.co.uk/blog/catwoman.gif
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AWWWW NO WAY! I really like her and she has to go and fuck with her face. Meh. :(
Cool beans Mike. Are you still pursuing a writing career?
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Damn thats some tragic shit right there, she was BEAUTIFUL before she went and fugged it all up. Such a cryin shame, guess Hell A will do that to you.
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It's not only the lips, the botox, the missing pounds... the pose she does with her left foot is just irritating.
She was pretty, once. Such a fool.
This is what she used to look like:
http://photobucket.com/image/nikki%20cox/jose_juarez91766/Nikki%20Cox/ni...
Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 5:39pm.
THE MOUTH IS TOOOOOOOOOOO BIG!!!!!
lol. M.E. stating the obvious, you sexy ho. ;)
Her eyelashes are freakishly curled up so far that it looks like she has absolutely NO eyelids. OUCH.
Well, to say something nice. At least she kept her healthy hair and natural *cough-cough* hair color. If she goes blonde__oy vey.
It looks like it's gotta be ouchy and hurty. Why woman! Why would you do that to yourself?
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Assinine..to say the least. Do these people not have mirrors!!!
THE MOUTH IS TOOOOOOOOOOO BIG!!!!!
What.the.hell. There was NOTHING wrong with her before, why do they insist on doing this to themselves???
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Holy balls what happened? She was soooooo pretty before on "Unhappily Ever After". I always liked her and Jay Mohr as a couple but he needs to tell her he loves her a little more often or something because her self image must be jacked to do this to herself.
http://www.phun.org/celebrities/nikki_cox/nikki_cox_10.jpg
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
What...the...hell.
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