Danny Noriega's Gorgeous Chola Mother Is Not Going To The American Idol Finale!
Stop everything! This is the worst news ever. Danny Noriega's gorgeous chola mother is not going to the Idol finale, because Danny Noriega isn't going! Danny posted a YouTube for his fans and he went off on American Idol for not inviting him to the finale. Danny had to track down the skanks who are in charge of tickets, but he was told the show was full. The other semi-finalists were also not invited.
Screw the finale! I was hoping for lovely close-ups of gorgeous chola mother and now my dreams have been shattered! I'm sure a bunch of FOX stars that nobody cares about will be sitting front row. Bump their asses off and give those tickets to gorgeous chola mother and her son.
I must go console myself by snuggling up to a Sharpie.
Video of Danny's rant below:
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"I did my justice."???? What the hell??!~!~! you Fucking snobby, spoiled, little boy! SHUT UP SHUT UP ......SHUT....THE......FUCK UP!
AHHHHHHHHH I feel better now :-)
Screw the Kardashians and Lohans. I want E! to make a reality show with the chola mom and her hot tranny mess son. Please Ryan Seacrest! Please!
I was thinking Bob Marley. Yeah!........Jason Castro
Maybe it's because of his lame hissyfits over AI prior to this. Hand gestures, rudeness, other videos after the show... Idk, how can he not figure it out? He was a brat. I'd like to have seen him go further on the show because of his voice but his other behaviors are what got him eliminated.
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot&sexy photos on www.RichMatchMaking.com a dating sitefor celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real?
Submitted by prima donna on May 16, 2008 - 6:14pm.
He is like Jessica Alba's male duplicate!
The resemblance is beyond bizare
It's freaky! He looks exactly like her!
She looks classy at her age. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is she single now?
I wasn't really a fan of his but it's pretty fucked up that he can't go.
Danny was the best thing ever on American Idol.
Hold ON mom! Gawd!
Maybe she can call Rosie to get her to the show since their buds now.
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I actually kind of surprised that the semi-finalists weren't invited for the finale. I don't much care though.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
are they full? are you sure? they are full? really? you're not going because they are full?
get. over. yourself.
you are not going because you are a no-talent wanna be still trying to milk your 5 minutes of fame.
shut up already.
Cholas are slowly coming out of hiding. Soon they will be taking over and the Chola fashion will come back into trend. I have relatives that still think this look is the shit. Freaks!!
Really comes off as an idiot. Gag.
Drama Queen
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AI didn't chase you down because you are a has-been. And, you are boring. Oh yeah, you can't hardly string five words together. Plus, you suck. AND, they didn't want your whiny ass on the show. Now, pop a midol and stop whining about your period.
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He is like Jessica Alba's male duplicate!
The resemblance is beyond bizare
I tried to click on the link but all I heard was "waaaaaaaaahhhhh my pussy hurts"
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hmm, i agree with him. But he should not have bashed AI, that was his bread and butter right thurrr, methinks he's getting a little too big for his fitted britches
blah blah blah boo Fn who! call a wambulance cwybaby!
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I do not watch the show and have no clue who this 'guy' is?? This fag makes all gays look bad and who the fuck gives a shit about this loser who apparently got kicked off the show. I would however like to smash his head in with a hammer!!
I cn'at stand to listen or even look at Daniella.
Submitted by lea8199 on May 17, 2008
he soooooooooooo looks like miseralba! they could be sisters!
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I know, right? He's the gay Miseralba... but bitchier.
i'm sure he didn't give attitude or anything. i'm sure they were just jumping at the chance to do something for this very humble and well mannered kid.
WHAHAHAHA!! OMFG! What a whiner! The answering the phone and hollering at his chola mom is hysterical, BTW. This child sounds exactly like Chris Crocker, those two should team up and try to make the most out of their last 15 seconds of fame. You know it's sad when the only thing going for you career wise is the fact that once upon a time you were a contestant on a talent show. Tragic.
he soooooooooooo looks like miseralba! they could be sisters!
Here's a quarter....call someone who cares!
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
I'm glad you posted this MK! All I could think when I saw this was no gorgeous chola amazing.
TRAGEDY!
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He's so articulate.
Tracy Ullman as Dina Lohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH08fzicbQQ
So basically he's asking his viewers to go bitch to the AI people to get him on the show. Psssh.
MK, please take pity on your readers who don't watch this crap, and STOP with the AI posts.
please?
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