Celebrity Peen Exposed!
Rush & Molly reports that a new book called "Hollywood Babylon: It's Back" comes out June 1st and promises to feature full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich and more. The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as "donkey dick." Sean Connery also has a huge one. Mmm....I'll be having salchicha for lunch!
The book doesn't only cover celebrity peen. It also claims some scandalous shit. Here's just some juicy shit the book claims:
Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald ReaganMarilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."
Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adam
Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.
Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson
Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").
I'm not sure any of this crap is true, but that's not stopping me from heading over to Amazon and pre-ordering this mess. I'm doing it for the celebrity peen!
Source: Rush & Molloy
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Okay, by show of hands, who here HASN'T seen Richard Gere's peen? That shit's old news. If we're gonna be spoon-fed celeb peen, I'd like to make a request for some Christopher Walken. I just KNOW he's got to be one overly endowed dude.
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I believe it. these old Hollywood people are so fucking lucky the internet didn't exist.
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There's no way really any of this is true.
My grandmother's got this vintage Hollywood Babylon book and the shit they make up in it is insane.
Plus, you can't tell me anything bad about James Dean...uh-uh.
Submitted by Latinhuny69 on May 16, 2008 - 3:34pm.
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Trainspotting was just on Showtime the other night.I love/cringe at the poopie blanket scene.
lol.
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OMG Baby Dawn! Freaked me out for weeks. It reminded me of that movie It's Alive.
Lory - Go rent Young Adam. It's a little slow but the sex scenes are worth it. Actually, the sex scenes are kind of awkward, but Ewan is worth it.
When I saw Trainspotting, I swear that baby hunted me for days. I liked both the movie and the peen. However, I wouldn't mind an encore.
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WoW!
I wanna see Depp peen.
fucked up about James Dean.
ew.
I don't really believe it either.
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"....don't matter,just don't bite it...."
I've heard on several occasions that Sean Connery is, indeed, extremely well-endowed. Yet another reason to love his Scottish hotness.
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Yeah! That's what it's called. Great movie, btw.
You're thinking of Young Adam, Latinhunny. Anyway, I think all those stories about them actors are probably false. They're all dead now, so they can't defend themselves and are probably trying to be controversial.
Oh yeah!
Trainspotting. Duh
Jeez. Peens aren't supposed to be foregettable, right?
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Everybody's already seen Ewan's big penis. Rent Trainspotting, The Pillow Book (I think), and that one movie he did with Tilda Swinton. I'm too lazy to IMDB the name of it.
It sounds like a load of bullshit to me. Could the author have made the stories a tad more believable? Once you show yourself as a liar - it makes other things you say/write sound like B.S., too.. whether they are true or not.
Most of that sounds like pure bullsh*t. Not too interested in those peens, either, but to each his own!
The necrophilia and incest part make me sick, however, I am so gonna buy that shit, just for the sake of those peen shots.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
If a nude Daniel Radcliffe is one of your book's main selling points, you might have a problem.
I read a story about a year ago about Marilyn telling a story about going down on Joan Crawford and giving her a huge orgasm and Joan screaming like a banshee. Do a search on "Marilyn" "Lesbian" or something to that effect and you'll find it. Apparently, later on Marilyn ran into Joan and Joan wanted another go at it and Marilyn declined, saying she really preferred the peen.
I only want to see Ewan's and Johnny Depp's.
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by LoLo on May 16, 2008 - 3:19pm.
That is a good point, Series of Dots, that IS in fact fucking skeeving me the hell out! It is like a sloth has snuck up from his banana hamock and eaten his belly button.
Ahahaha! I almost choked reading that.
Good visuals. lol
I don't want to see Harry's wizard stick.
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Submitted by ░ on May 16, 2008 - 3:16pm.
The tree growing up that young lad's abdomen is skeeving me out.
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That is a good point, Series of Dots, that IS in fact fucking skeeving me the hell out! It is like a sloth has snuck up from his banana hamock and eaten his belly button.
Elvis and Nick Adams?? REALLY?
I wonder who was the train and who was the tunnel?
You know - the cork and the bottle?
The rabbit and the warren?
I'm bored with you now.
And the Fork Ran Away With the Spoon.
Haha
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Harry Potter dude just won't give up, exposing his magic wand at every opportunity he has to scape the has-been future he is heading to.
Obviously he doesn't do it for the money, he is set for life, but the kid either wants to prove himself in the movie medium or he does it for the fame.
The tree growing up that young lad's abdomen is skeeving me out.
Johnny has a donkey dong.
I love him even more.
*swoons*
It's like the Publishing Gods have answered my prayers.
Submitted by Hekki on May 16, 2008 - 3:06pm
Yeah i agree with that.
My uncle met a man... long story short his daughters and I all call him Aunt John now.
Im glad to have him in my family, and im so glad my unlce was open minded enough to bring him into our lives. The bitch is one of the most true human beings you would ever meet. Aunt John would give you the halter top off his back!
Dlisted: You shouldn't be making posts like this unless you're going to make counsellors available to us afterwards.
Once it's in the bookstore, I'll flip through for the pics but that is all.
I feel utterly repulsed but unfortunately not enough to stop me from reading any excerpts Michael K. cares to share.
Lucille Ball was a hooker ... I dont know why, but that one made me laugh.
LoLo, that was funny.
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Is it wrong that I want to nibble on his little nippies? nom nom nom...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
My, my, my, I can just hear the lawyers running to line up for this one now.
I've heard something about the Marilyn/Joan sitch before, and that Desi may have been bi, but not James Dean! Say it ain't so!
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Bwahahaha Lolo...you funny slut. I concur with soul in that there should be an "after the jump" because I need to see hot barely legal peen to get me through the day...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
LoLo! I believe there is one person on earth that you could fall in love with so intensely that you'd switch teams for them. No matter how straight or how gay you are, there is a person walking the earth that can change all that. And I suppose if you're bi, you're pretty much in tune with that idea already.
Are you sure Depp's nickname isn't facetious? I've always heard quite the contrary about his "endowments". I guess we'll soon find out.
And I had heard about Marilyn and Joan. Apparently, Marilyn was never a big fan of sex in general, and just used it to get what she wanted.
Hekki: I assume penetration with some sort of a dildo either vaginal or anal. Marilyn was a boring "explorer" or maybe a poseur. Hahaha!
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Tacky.
Johnny Depp has a 'donkey dick'? I DEMAND PROOF!!
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i dont understand the incest thing ? if it whit his stepson it is considered incest? are they blood related?do they have to be blood related or it does not matter?
where's "after the jump"? ;)
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PEEN!!!
The whole thing about Joan, it's well known she was bi, but that 'quote' from Marilyn has me thinking of wire hangers... maybe that's why she had such an issue with them????
it's time for me to go home...
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We are all gay and related.
Dont you bitches forget it either.
Im your gay ass Uncle Mommy.
Youre my gay ass sister/cousin.
MK is my step son i touch when no one is looking.
Thats right, all gay, all related, all day, every day
Shit! That's some fucked up shit right there... incest, necrophilia and paedophilia make me sick. Anyway, I'm not going to bother with this book. Those are some "facts" I'm not interested on reading.
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What did Joan Crawford want to do to Marilyn?
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Love it.
Lol....some of this stuff sounds so ridiculous there's no way it can be true...or ridiculous enough that it must be!! I refuse to believe my lovely James is a paedophile, though.