Celebrity Peen Exposed!
Rush & Molly reports that a new book called "Hollywood Babylon: It's Back" comes out June 1st and promises to feature full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich and more. The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as "donkey dick." Sean Connery also has a huge one. Mmm....I'll be having salchicha for lunch!
The book doesn't only cover celebrity peen. It also claims some scandalous shit. Here's just some juicy shit the book claims:
Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald ReaganMarilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."
Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adam
Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.
Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson
Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").
I'm not sure any of this crap is true, but that's not stopping me from heading over to Amazon and pre-ordering this mess. I'm doing it for the celebrity peen!
Source: Rush & Molloy
who caressssssssssssss if its all a big fucking lie!! i wantttttttt that book!..Amazon? fuck amazon! i'll wait for one of my friends to buy it and then i'll photocopy-it are u kidding me!? im flat-ass BROKE!
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Holy shit dude! I'm pre-ordering mine now!
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Submitted by GovJerryBrown on May 17, 2008 - 1:27am.
"I am almost certain, in the original HB, there is a close up of a deceased Marilyn Monroe in her bed (not that autopsy photo available online). But I can't find confirmation of that."
I've got both books bedside (I just happened to re-read them recently) and nope, just a photo of her bedroom and the police leading her dog away from the house.
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The picture I'm referring to is definitely there, I'm just unsure whether it's really her dead or in some other circumstance. The chapter entitled "Hollywoodamerung." It is captioned "Marilyn's Big Sleep." A close up of her face in what must be a death shot. It's opposite page 401 in the small edition of HB. It may be that Kenneth Anger was forced to remove it in subsequent editions.
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OMG the Marilyn line is classic! Joan Crawford had bad breath? TRAGEDY!
I wonder if those things Marilyn speaks of are the same things Joan tried to do to Bette Davis, hence sparking off their lifelong rivalry. Bette wasn't trying to have no kind of lady snack.
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There is a web site that takes these celebrity nudie shots and then evaluates them as genuine or photoshopped. It is an interesting site. BTW, the Laura Bush nude photo isn't real.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
"I am almost certain, in the original HB, there is a close up of a deceased Marilyn Monroe in her bed (not that autopsy photo available online). But I can't find confirmation of that."
I've got both books bedside (I just happened to re-read them recently) and nope, just a photo of her bedroom and the police leading her dog away from the house.
I know Kennith Anger had said several times that he wasn't going to bother with another book because Hollywood is so lawyered up and scary now. But OH I wish he would. They are beyond fun.
Oh. and as far as seeing Harry's Potter? Just google "Daniel Radcliff" and one images you will get is the full frontal publicity shot from Equus. Unless your google is filtered.
This one...
http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_5/DanielRadcliffeNaked_000.jpg
No....not my beloved James Dean!
I can smell the bullshit from miles away.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
my mom met james dean when they were younger, I think he was 14 or so and came to stay w an aunt in indiana she said, they all met at a dance and he acted gay she said. My mom had a date, and he was her cousins date...but paid no mind to her, and she was a beautiful girl..She told me this tonight.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Yes, Mr. Rickman in it also. Clive and Alan in same flick...sigh....it's a twofer.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Johnny Depp is fucking hot AND he's got a giant dick?
I wasn't that jealous of his woman beforehand - now I am.
James Dean, from all accounts the man was bisexual, but loving on a year 12 year old? I smell bullshit.
Dean was the hottness too.
Poor Judy Garland , Mickey!! she's dead ,please.
Really don't need to see Harry Twatter naked.
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I am so buying this book. Does that make me a perv?
Submitted by Clarisse on May 16, 2008 - 3:03pm.
I will check, but wasn't my boyfriend Alan Rickman in that movie, too?
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Kenneth Anger's originals were so scandalous, they had to be published in Paris. I read the original as a child (yes, shudder everyone! I had a renegade older sister who brought it into the house) and bought HBII when I was a 20-something. THey are so addictive and beyond belief. I am almost certain, in the original HB, there is a close up of a deceased Marilyn Monroe in her bed (not that autopsy photo available online). But I can't find confirmation of that.
Again, lots of these rumors have been floating around Hollywood longer than a frilly pink boa on a homo. None of it can be refuted or proven, with the subjects long dead, and is just scandalous and titilating. The naked celebrities thing is also deflated, what with the immediacy of the internet and all.
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Pictures of celebrity dicks can be found on any of the hundreds of nude male celebrity boards on the net that have everything from real paparazzi pix to screencaps of nude scenes. Nude shots of the actors listed above are nothing new...at least not to me.
As for the rest of the book, sounds like fun reading but I would take it all with a grain of salt. Anyone can make claims about a dead celebrity, especially when they can't defend themselves.
Scandalous! Sounds like a great read...I hope it's true!
thanks MK, now i feel like a pedophile for thinking radcliffe looks hot there.
*also runs out of the room*
Yup. Just added this to my summer booklist
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 2:24pm.
No, even less so, cuz it wasn't their reputation.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Submitted by Clarisse on May 16, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Yes, brother/sister boinking. Not for squeamish. Clive's fine man cheeks are worth it. Trust.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Is it just me or is anyone else turned-off completely when a guy has hairy nipples?
And I seriously doubt most of those claims... I just couldn't see Marilyn hooking up with a B-list celebrity like Regan. Or getting with another woman ... when she wasn't on drugs.
'Ang on Coiled-n-hissing!!!
I'm always up for a little full frontal...but does this sound right??? I IMBD'd "Close My Eyes".
"After some years of tension, Richard (Clive Owen) begins a sexual relationship with his sister Natalie. Now married, the relationship proves dangerously obsessional"
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
That picture of the freaky-ass manchild scares me.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Speaking of peen...I just watched Clive Owen in "Close My Eyes". Nice wiener shot. And what a world class man ass. meeeowww.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Looking at Daniel Radcliffe's picture makes me keep checking to see if I'm on a preteen porn site.
For some sick reason I believe all this shit. Hollyweird has always been fucked it was just not as easy to get the 411 to everyone back in the day. IE:Pre-Internet.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 -3:55pm.
I believe it. these old Hollywood people are so fucking lucky the internet didn't exist.
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I believe some of that stuff. I read the original Hollywood Babylon book, and it was kind of interesting. Did Shia La Beouf really say that? If so, his nickname is going to be poopy drawers.
Hey you get off my cloud...
"Marilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
That one's OLD news~!
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 16, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Exactly right. Or to sue for defamation, because a dead person has no reputation to defame.
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Can the heirs or estate sue?
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"Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
Make her wear pleated pants
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Submitted by r5bales on May 16, 2008 - 1:09pm.
The thing I noticed was they focused on people who were all dead. There was no way to prove or refute the claims.
Exactly right. Or to sue for defamation, because a dead person has no reputation to defame.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
What did Joan Crawford want to do to Marilyn?
My best guess is a strap-on peen... Maybe I'm being Pollyannaish. It could be something dark and sinister but what that could be, my mind just won't go there.
number 1 on the ny times book list...i feel the need to read this shit...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Why, THANK YOU, MrsK.!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Is there a Union? "The Peensters", for instance?
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For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 16, 2008 - 1:01pm.
How do you know they're not using stunt peens?
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so THAT'S what you do for a living! How's the pay?
Is there a Union? "The Peensters", for instance?
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 16, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Rory and Triscuit
Oh mah gawd!!! That dead baby crawlin on the ceiling and the fight for the shiat blanket...
both classic, both cringe worthy!
I have to watch that tonight now.
*shifty eyes*
Oh, and I kinda like Daniels chest!
*runs out of the room*
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I see tonight I won't be the only one needing someone to hold my hand! LOL.
Daniel's chest is not bad at all. I like some hair... I know, hes' young, but he can learn...
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Miss Priss,
JLM...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
"Marilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
*trying to get image of Marilyn tied up and being spanked with wire hangers out of my head*
Shelley Winters?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Trainspotting is the shit.
I love Johnny Lee Miller in that movie...Sick Boi
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by Latinhuny69 on May 16, 2008 - 2:50pm.
OMG Baby Dawn! Freaked me out for weeks. It reminded me of that movie It's Alive.
Lory - Go rent Young Adam. It's a little slow but the sex scenes are worth it. Actually, the sex scenes are kind of awkward, but Ewan is worth it.
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Today I am SO gonna rent that. You can write in on blood!.. or something...
And yes bitches, I still feel a knot in mah belly every time I see the Trainspotting baby. So sad yet so creepy!
That's it, it's Young Adam and Trainspotting for tonight.
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Mel-Tang on May 16, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Juicy gossip!!!!
Sick and twisted, but good toilet reading right there!!
- hahahahahahaha....I so read in the terlit too.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Years ago there was some celeb show called Hollywood Babylon. Tony Curtis was the host of the show. I think I saw it twice. The thing I noticed was they focused on people who were all dead. There was no way to prove or refute the claims. It was a fairly cheesy show. Sounds like the book is the same. Although I wouldn't mind seeing the big peen photos.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Juicy gossip!!!!
Sick and twisted, but good toilet reading right there!!
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Rory and Triscuit
Oh mah gawd!!! That dead baby crawlin on the ceiling and the fight for the shiat blanket...
both classic, both cringe worthy!
I have to watch that tonight now.
*shifty eyes*
Oh, and I kinda like Daniels chest!
*runs out of the room*
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
How do you know they're not using stunt peens?
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
The baby in train spotting.
I cry just thinking about it.
YES i know it wasnt real but it IS fucking sad!
This is going to win Nobel Prize for Literature.