Celebrity Peen Exposed!
Rush & Molly reports that a new book called "Hollywood Babylon: It's Back" comes out June 1st and promises to feature full-frontal nude shots of Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Richard Gere, John Malcovich and more. The book also claims Johnny Depp is known as "donkey dick." Sean Connery also has a huge one. Mmm....I'll be having salchicha for lunch!
The book doesn't only cover celebrity peen. It also claims some scandalous shit. Here's just some juicy shit the book claims:
Marilyn Monroe had an affair with Ronald Reagan
Marilyn had a fling with Joan Crawford, but ended it. Marilyn told Shelley Winters, "She had bad breath. Besides, she wanted to do things to me that no woman should do to another woman."
James Dean showed a disconcerting interest in a 12-year-old boy. Elia Kazan, "I've known many actors who have been twisted up in their sex lives, but never anybody as sick and unhealthy as Dean was."
Elvis Presley got it on with Nick Adam
Lucille Ball was a hooker before she was famous. Desi Arnaz had a fling with Cesar Romero.
Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson
Strange things happened to Judy Garland's dead body (this in the chapter on "Fan Worship and Necrophilia").
I'm not sure any of this crap is true, but that's not stopping me from heading over to Amazon and pre-ordering this mess. I'm doing it for the celebrity peen!
Source: Rush & Molloy