Friday, May 16th 2008

Crack Is Whack!


Earlier I posted a cracked out video of Wino and Dreamboat playing with kittens. Well, this one is worse. Sid & Nancy don't have anything on these two crackheads. They look like they are going to eat those baby mice! There was a time when I'd let Dreamboat finger bang my no-no area, but not anymore! Those fingers are fucking illegal. Wino and Dreamy look like crack zombies that just dug themselves out of their own graves.

This is like watching a trainwreck in slooooow motion.

Thanks Andrea

Posted by: Michael K


paris herpes's picture

That was sick...where did those mice come from and why are they playing with them like they're demented 5 year olds?!?! Damn crack makes you regress or some shit!

Your face!

Poppus's picture

I don't know, this just made me really sad. They're so pathetic and people just love it. Humans make me sick sometimes...

name_optional's picture

hey "poet," wash your god damn hands!!!

eleni's picture

Fuckin Winemouse.

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Doperty put another vid with Wino and her goddaughter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvgHcWi5sE

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vixen's picture

Did George Romero direct that video?

zoloftpony's picture

British crackheads are much more endearing than American crackheads.

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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

jump up jump up and get down's picture

that makes my heart hurt.

i remember the good old days when pete filmed himself playing guitar and then his girlfriend kate moss would drift into the room in a transparent silk floor length gown, swing in a chair and call him a cunt and kick him with her pretty feet.

beephonkbeep's picture

whats sad is her and petey seem just right for each other...

juni's picture

Were they playing in the mud before they handled the mice? How long will it take before they realize hit might be a good idea to wash their hands? Those hairless mice may die of bacterial infections before they are fed to the cat.

Manimal5's picture

LSD trip never looked better. Groovy Baby

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darlingjulie's picture

HIGH

kbug's picture

just like wriggly jelly beans they is.

they need to wash their goddamn hands. fuck that's sick. i wonder how many diseases they gave those poor wittow baby mousies.

Candy's picture

Can someone please decipher that shit?
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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(='.'=)
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Kandykane's picture

The only funny thing bout that video was the Sarf London accents - trashalicious and oh-so-uneducated. I laughed as I listened to Crackhouse and Doperty chat back and forth. And to think the "music industry" puts these two hags up on pedestals - funny. Like Shitters. Winehouse reminds me of some hagwitch with rotten teeth.

r5bales's picture

As one who watched a child go through this shit, my heart breaks. As one who is fascinated by bizzare behavior as much as the next guy, this too wierd. Makes me want to cry.
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piedlourde's picture

Yeah, I heard Wino has talent and all (don't know about Dreamboat's crackalicious ass), but can't they just off eachother already? Blerch.

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Richard Strangdog's picture

All I can say is, Lord Have Mercy. I don't want anymore whining from Winehouse about the meeeeediaaaaaaa when her good friend Doperty just downloaded her 'being loaded' for MILLIONS to see.

You lie with dogs, you get fleas.

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aneurysm's picture

one word: pathetic.

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missy's picture

Submitted by Chimp on May 16, 2008 - 3:32pm.

The things I made out were this:

Amy was making little voices for the mice. She said "this ones got a message for Blake" and in a little mouse voise she says "Blake, please dont divorce Amy, she loves you so"

and then Pete tries to jump in says "this one says "yeah Blake"" and she stops him and pipes up as a second mouse, and in another mouse voice says "yeah, Blake, if you divorce Amy you'll have to deal with me. I know Im only one day old but I know what true love is"

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RichBitch's picture

Oh jesus!

letinstar's picture

nope...can't watch the trainwreck...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

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chefcammi's picture

pitiful. why must they INSIST on filming themselves?

eta: that was not s rhetorical question
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Mel-Tang's picture

Wow.
Get the hazmat suits.
chefcammi, as sad and disgusting as that sounds, I think this is their intention.
I thought I read yesterday that he purchased a few new cats, and he was feeding them live, pregnant mice. These are probably the spawn of those pregnant mice, and just for shits and giggles, they are probably going to watch them eat the youngin's while cracked out.
These two are INSANE, and should be locked away forever.

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chefcammi's picture

if you touch the babies wont the parents eat them?

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Clarisse's picture

Seeeeeee, i don't care if these two crack/meth/heroine themselves into the ground, but leave the animals the FUCK alone!

and wash your fucking hands!

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missy's picture

aw, I love them so

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Bwahaa this is actually kind of awesome, everything except the fact that they're probably going to end up feeding those mice to their kittens :(

soul's picture

they might have a friend who has a snake... waaaaaaaaaa.
like my oldest son.."Pedro" the snake likes pinkies..waaaaaaa
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Parker's picture

I thought I heard Pete say at one point something like "This one just had a bath." So, apparently they know what one is, they just choose not to take them. They both need a Silkwood scrubdown.
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Haribo's picture

if i saw a vid of wino and dreamy eating with those nasty hands i swear i would puke all over my comp! it's just not right. just thinking about it makes me sick.

liannef's picture

HOLY HAND SANITIZER BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

GieGie7980's picture

Good Lord! This is actually very, very sad! I hope they can somehow change their lives around for the better. Maybe I'm too optimistic?

Aubrey04's picture

Submitted by celine on May 16, 2008 - 1:10pm.

writing in caps is really irritating, do you really need to shout?
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People need attention obviously. I ignore people who type in all caps.... I just slide right by their comments.

Of course, they do not need to shout - they do it purposely to annoy people or get attention.

Just ignore them, eventually they will get the hint when nobody responds to their posts ;)

Aubrey04's picture

Ewwwwww their fingernails! Those two are disgusting! They should put videos of Wino and Dreamboat in D.A.R.E. videos, I swear! If these two disturbing individuals don't make you realize that crack is whack - I don't know wtf would.

That video was CREEEEEEEEEPY!

Mish's picture

LMAO
I can not help but giggle at their accents. They're so cute for some reason...anyways, I really don't think they should be playing with 1 day old baby mice.

CALL PETA!!!!!$#@%$@#5

Why are their fingernails so damn dirty? Is that a by-product of hitting the pipe, or have they been popping each other's doody bubbles? I don't even want to think about how bad they must smell. *gag*

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Robert Downy Jr. is the shit.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

God, that is disturbing. I can't believe the English court system keeps letting him out-what a joke.

M.E.'s picture

I just watched the kitten video.

OH MY cracked outtedness!

Those two are beyone fucked up!

Were they letting the kitten play with the baby mice?

WTF?

writing in caps is really irritating, do you really need to shout?

simoneenomis's picture

seeing those two together puts me off drugs, alcohol, sex etc. ... they need to show this in highschools
"children this is your brain on drugs"

Haribo's picture

first kittens and now mice. fuck you dreamboat and wino!

Rishkin's picture

That was sooo disturbing.

I feel ill.
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PicklesnCream's picture

I've felt nothing but disgust for both of these idiots, but after seeing this video, I'm so sad! Where in the fuck are her parents?!?! If they truly loved her, they wouldn't be speaking to the press about how we should boycott her music so she can get in better shape. If that was my daughter or son, I'd fucking lock them up in the house with no other option but to get sober/clean/eat. No outside contact, no pity or remorse. This bitch needs tough love or she's seriously going to die.
Truly pathetic!

SkyBitch's picture

OMG, their fingers!!!

*dry heaves*

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

Little China Doll's picture

The. Fingers. Made. Me. Gag.
Wino was seriously licking her lips at the baby mice. WTF? And who makes videos of themselves like this at this age? I did with my friends when I was in junior high.

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I'm going chanting with Chloe Lattanzi in her dad's teepee