Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 2:27pm.

Really? I thought she did get implants. I have to look at a before and after of Gwen.

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M.E. I hear you. My girl turned 2 late Feb. And Suri looks like a first grader compared to her. And my kid's dad is like 5 inches taller than Suri's leprechaun father. (If you believe he is the father). If her father was Joshie H. MAYBE I could believe it.

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I like Audrina, personally...she is a lot better than Lauren who is bitchy, fake, and dramatic to absolutely everyone.

Audrina is what she is...

I don't mind her boobs, but do agree that the tear-drop look is nicer...hotter too.

Submitted by zomay on May 16, 2008 - 2:25pm.

I thought Katie Bot was gonna marry Chris Klein before Scientology-gate.

I dint know she was banging the Hartnet.
I htought Scar-jo was hittin that stink stick at the time of Katie turning into a robot.

wtf did i just type??? ugggg

Submitted by M.E. on May 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
zomay - my son in 2 1/2, and he's a big boy, she looks like she is the same size.

No way she just turned two.

NO FUCKING WAY!
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SHE DIDN"T!!!!
I say she turned two in December, or January at the LATEST.
When they announced Katie was 3 months pregnant in October of 2005, she was already showing and wearing maternity clothes. LIARS!
She was pregnant when Tom met her in April.

That is why he chose her to be his Robo-wife. Have a kid to prove his manhood, and he never had to touch her.

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

See? That's why I love Gwen Stefani. Her boobies are like mosquito bites, but she doesn't care and never got implants

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Zomay

I agree. Suri looks big for a 2 y/o

But then again Leperchaun(LMAO) might not be the real daddy...

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

"butta head"

bwaaaaaha ha ha ha ha ha!

and a stupid pants ho!

Ewe that girl from 'The Hills' is seriously FUG. She looks like she has downs or something of that nature, a total but-her face. AND her boob job looks like shit, between Jordan's f'ed up boobs and this chicks ugly set I will NEVER get mine done. They usually end up looking like crap.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

I agree that she's "all sorts of fug". Fug alone, just doesn't cut it.

zomay - my son in 2 1/2, and he's a big boy, she looks like she is the same size.

No way she just turned two.

NO FUCKING WAY!

MONKEYPOX its true, you can buy all the hair extensions and fake funbags that you like, but there's only so much surgery that can help a busted face. A bad mug and a boring personality? I'd be trying to hide that from people, not flaunt it.

Chimp,
I wasn't referring to the commenters on Audrina.

All the past times I read comments from JJ they all sound like zombies.

JJ blog writer is a brown-noser

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

There is NO EFFING way that Cruise baby is younger than my kid. NO EFFING WAY. If her dad is a leprechaun there is NO way she is only 2 years old. That kid is 3.
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zomay - your post made me spit water! Leprechaun...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by LoLo on May 16, 2008 - 11:06am.
Bitches still get belly button rings?
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Um, gotta go...I have to cancel an appoinment...

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

I really don't see anything amazing about those fake titties or the face that comes with them.

Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 2:03pm.

is there ANY media whore/celebrity JustJared doesn't like? The people commenting on there are all a bunch of brown-nosers too
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okay i went over there to check out the fuss, to see if JJ consisted of lifeless zombie drones supporting worthless people... but so far ive read:

- is she a prostitute ?
-her legs looks short.
- Where are the real actors?
- this chick is supposed to be 23? she looks so much older!!!
-I hate Audrina. She’s so annoying. And so fake.
-Tree stump legs. Crappy face. Who cares about this non-entity?
-honestly she doesn’t has any talent at all! she is kind of just there!
-her tits have lumpy rocks in them

the other half questioning if shes had a boob job!

the brown nosing comments are few and far between... or maybe they are all on a different page i havent got to yet?

btw, i totally agree with all the comments i pasted above... hahaha.

Emma B, it's not just you. I think all the girls from The Hills are pretty average looking. That combined with immense lack of personality (or just a bitchy diva one), these girls are lucky there are still shallow guys who'll fuck 'em for their bodies. Sorry if it sounds misogynistic, but I think it's true...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Is it me or are all of the Hills chicks distinctively average looking? Hot bods, but lacking faces, as most girls with amazing bodies tend to have? Not a biggie, but the way they strut around you'd think they were perfection personified....

YUCK! You can still see the scars on Jordan's nipples.

Bitches still get belly button rings?

Why?

oh whats that you say? To distract from her face?

Then what are the titt bags for?

Oh. Dick warmers? Really? Tittie fucking is back in style? Ok i will blame the Kardashians for that then too.

MonkeyPox,

Yeah. Her blank stare always looking up even if she isn't. And her teef! LOL

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

is there ANY media whore/celebrity JustJared doesn't like? The people commenting on there are all a bunch of brown-nosers too

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Yeah...too droopy looking...she should get the half over, half under implants that look tear-drop shaped and wayyyyyyyyy more natural than that. I also agree with Miss Priss in that she is not that pretty, but it's her ever-vacant expression that really grinds my gears.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Who gives a fuck about asshole and her eye liner wearing douche of a boyfriend that looks like a girl who just ate a whole bottle of steroids

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Audrina and Heidi are in a big titty race. Plastic surgeons: Sharpen your scalpels!
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I'm sorry, but this Audrina chick is all sorts of fug.
Why can't these twats understand that fake titties aren't gonna make you a better actress, or prettier..or interesting for that matter.
The only people that are into fake titties are douches who are as shallow as these dumb bitches

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!