Afternoon Crumbs

She doesn't do nothing for James Haven. There is no movement at all.

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

parissucksliterally and Mrs. K, I can watch him all the time. I can watch him when I have the flu and he makes me feel better.

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Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

zomay, Christopher Guest is the MAN. I love his movies......I still pee from laughter whenever I watch "Best In Show".

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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf

I really wish Christopher Guest would get back to work and do a mockumentary about "reality TV". Love him.

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Chew on red-hot charcoal, it'll be more enjoyable than watching the hills

the DUDE! abides...

audrina now looks like a squishy faced cat in a bikini...

wtf is a def jam detox...i'm too lazy to google this nonsense...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

Mrs. K

I've never watched the hills either, per se, but one evening, out of curiosity, I tuned in for a few minutes, expecting exactly what a got:
A bunch of mind-numbing whores pretending to eat while not saying a word. My brain malfunctioned for the next three hours.

So in a nutshell, be glad you've never watched

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

I have never seen The Hills either but based on what I have read here and other reliable sources, it's much scripted.

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

KnobGoblin you might be right. Tyra is as fake as her wigs. But late one night I was flipping through channels and saw a clip of "The hills". The chick who dates Spencer was driving off in a Uhaul truck. They had a shot of her face looking back in the rear view mirror. It was sooooooo effing set up. She and the whole scene looked super fake. Lassie was a better actor.

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I've never watched "The Hills," so I can only base my comments on what I see on Dlisted. But does Audrina only have one facial expression? That and looking up at the ceiling whenever she poses for a picture?

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

Submitted by zomay on May 16, 2008 - 4:31pm.
The Hills is the fakest bullshit on TV. The only thing missing is special effects from Industrial Light & Magic.

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I believe that America's Next Top Model is actually the fakest shit on TV...

Wow...Agyness whatever is REALLY ugly naked.

However, she usually looks worse dressed because of her HIDEOUS fashion sense that for some reason is considered "ingenious".

But just...wow. All of those pictures were so unflattering.

BTW, the word about that "supermodel" is that she's really 27, and claiming to be 20 or 21. That's not too big of a stretch to imagine.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT

The Hills is the fakest bullshit on TV. The only thing missing is special effects from Industrial Light & Magic.

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Nothing more attractive than skin stretched over a hangy sack of fluid. Mmmm... *PUKE*

btw, bitch needs to get those veneers filed down.

I gave up on Gwen after she got the fake boobs.... As long as Milla Jovovich never breaks down and gets them, my world will continue to spin.

Shiloh does look a lot older in these pics:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=05&evt=monac...

But Suri looks older still...It's a tough call..I still think Chris Klein is the baby daddy.

Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 2:21pm.

Even if they prefer real ones, they still drop their jaw like the wolf from the cartoons when a pair of plastic boobies cross their ways.
:)
As long as we are happy with our pair, people will appreciate them. And I rather have a small pair now, than having a two bags hanging with plastic balls in them when I'm older!

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 11:35am.
I have a lot of respect for all the small- breasted women in Hollywood who are willing to rely on their talent (or whatever it is they think they got goin' on) rather than get fake mammaries.
like...
Kate Hudson
Debra Messing

Any others?

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There's been quite a few small-chested women in Hollywood:

Audrey Hepburn
Twiggy
Kate Moss
That model Agyness Deyn (she has a great face, but she should really change that hair)
Kristin Scott Thomas
Juliette Binoche
Maria Bello
Keira Knightley
Mena Suvari
Milla Jovovich
Fishsticks Paltrow
Lara Flynn Boyle (she boned Jack Nicholson for awhile, obviously he liked her titties)
Vanessa Paradis (who is with unquestionably the hottest man in the world--and must I remind everyone he was with Kate Moss at one time as well)
Calista Flockhart
Dare I say it...Parasite Hilton and Nicole Bitchie

I'm honestly getting sick of looking at women with their huge, hard implants. I think in Europe (especially in France, Germany and Spain), the people there is far more accepting of all breast sizes, and they find great beauty in smaller ones. America's overloaded on silicone.

WOW look at those Jordan pictures she looks at least 45 yrs old & those odd tits ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

maybe I´m alone in this but I think "Agneyss" (stupid name) is seriously ugly and her body is not much better than her face, she gives off a real retard vibe. Her being a model is clearly a sign of the coming of the end of days. No man would hit that in a million years.

Damn. I thought Gwen never got implants. At least they're not all veiny and stuff. Oh well...I atill like her

Kind off topic: ON the radio the other day, they were talking about that skank in Texas who wants her fake loating devices bigger to a FFF or something and they had guys call the radio station and state whether they prefer fake tits over real ones.
99% said real, even if they are small, droopy or wonky. Only a couple of guys said they didn't care if they were fake, but NONE said they like fake tits. And there you have it.

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

All boobs are great, big or small! (except them big ol fake mofos)That is all.

the DUDE! abides...

Boobies are to grown men as toys are to babies, it doesn't matter what shape, size or colour they are...they always end up in the mouth.

Embrace the titties laydees, big or small.

Chili from TLC is hot and she never changed her boobs.

http://www.j-ngolo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/chilli.jpg

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Agneyss Deyn is really striking. You could cut ice on that bone structure. Bitch.

I'm not saying Gwen did and I'm not saying she didn't, however, here is arguable proof that she did.

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

Agree with zomay and Mrs. K. I think small ones are sexy, too!

And I also agree that Suri is older than those wackadoos claim. There is a kid in my daughter's class who just turned three but he's as big as a four year old. His parents are really tall, and they're not trying to maintain a lie, so... what am I trying to say here? I guess that it's possible that Suri is the age they claim, but I'm not buying it.

M.E.:

it was after you saw her. go to awfulplasticsurgery.com, and you'll see. She has implants. She got tasteful ones though....smart lady.

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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf

* I hate Maniston's face. The Jay Leno Chin, with weird nose job and the Dax Shepherd lips are a big turn off..

** This Audrina FUGLITA is too much. How do these fug in the face, talentless people get so famous? Is all that is needed to get in the BIZ, a flat stomach and FAKE TITS??

*** Agneyss Deyn is a very unattractive woman. But she has style and seems cool. She kind of reminds me of a young Margaret Thatcher!

**** And Jordan is not aging well at all...

Thank about it. Suri is supposedly two months older than Shiloh Pitt. Like Lolo said, all kids grow and develop at different rates, but there is no effin way that Shiloh is only two months younger. And they did wait an awfully long time to start pimping out Suri's photos. No infant photos AT ALL.
Sumpin in the milk ain't clean.

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

Audrina reminds me of a giraffe or something. Loooong abdomen, looong neck, etc.

Suri does look older than 2. What is in that Barley water? I mean, besides barley.

That chick Audrina is loooong like giraffe long.

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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party

I saw No Doubt 6 years ago. Gwen wore her signature camo pants and that shiney triangle bikini top.

OWNING her flatness.

Loved it.

Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 11:34am.

M.E

That's what I thought

Gwen never got implants. I didn't think she would

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actually Gwen DID get implants- years ago. She has also had a nose job.

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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf

Mrs K I am with you. ANY size boob can be sexy. You just have to own it.

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Submitted by zomay on May 16, 2008 - 2:32pm.
LoLo maybe Chris, maybe Josh, but something about Suri's limbs ain't adding up. She will be taller than her "daddy" at 10.

I know right!
Then there was a long delay between the birth and her "coming out" pictures with Annie L as the photgrapher.

mmmmm hmmmmm
My nieces are almost 5, a "Fwee" year old, and a one year old. I know they all grow at different rates but my little ladies whose parent match both Katie and Tommy in height.

The three year old looks to be the same age as Suri. ONLY WAY MORE CUTE!!!!!

I'll add Katie holmes to that list. Apparently some people consider her flat...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by Karma Police on May 16, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Audrina, Heidi and Lauren all made the Maxim Hot 100 List. WTF??

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It's Maxim, and it's not like they aren't fuckable...

And while I am on the subject of this "family", FUCK YOU Katie Holmes! Fuck you for being a shining example of a caged, scared, programmed woman. Thankyou for being an example to all young girls everywhere. Fucking dumbass. It is like some of us are paid to dumbify the public.

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I have a lot of respect for all the small- breasted women in Hollywood who are willing to rely on their talent (or whatever it is they think they got goin' on) rather than get fake mammaries.
like...
Kate Hudson
Debra Messing

Any others?

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

Audrina, Heidi and Lauren all made the Maxim Hot 100 List. WTF??

M.E

That's what I thought

Gwen never got implants. I didn't think she would

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Knob, I wish she would stand up to those bitches LC and Lo who are always ganging up on her... I hate how high school that show is...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Paquita

Get out!!!

I thought she never got implants!!

Well, at least they're not all gross looking

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

LoLo maybe Chris, maybe Josh, but something about Suri's limbs ain't adding up. She will be taller than her "daddy" at 10.

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Gwen did NOT get implants. The only reason she has any boobies right now is from nursing Kingston. (before her now pregnant boobies).

She basically has nipples, that is it. Chick is flatter than flat and she doesn't give a fuck.

Aunt Bea

I don't think she got implants...if her boobs are a little bigger now it's because she's pregg, but I don't think she got fun bags...=o0

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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!

Submitted by Miss Priss on May 16, 2008 - 1:27pm.

See? That's why I love Gwen Stefani. Her boobies are like mosquito bites, but she doesn't care and never got implants

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She got implants before her first solo album (only?)
whent from an minimum A to a full B almost C

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Miss Priss :)

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