It's Always Papa Joe's Fault
Big effin surprise! Papa Joe was one of the main reasons why Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson's ass. A friend of Tony's told The Chicago Sun-Times that Romo couldn't handle the media attention and also couldn't take Papa Joe.
Romo said that Papa couldn't keep his nose out of Jessica's ass. He even started to give Romo advice on his career. The friend said that Papa started "to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.''
I'm sure Romo also couldn't take Papa accidentally brushing his thigh every now and again. Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out. Romo couldn't handle that either.
The friend also said that Jessica's interview with Glamour magazine pissed him off. Jess called Romo "her future husband."
Don't worry Romo! There's also bleached blonde skanks in the sea. Is Tara Reid single?
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Papa dont preach!
Oh bitch should re-do that song!
She needs to break away, dye her hair black, get super skinny, stop tanning, adopt some little cambodian bitches, start smoking opiates, and do a DARK album where she sings Pappa Dont Preach and a bunch of covers of Korn songs.
ha ha ha its your only hope jess!
DO IT! IM bored dip shit just do it!
Haha, shriveled turtle. Jessica should just go and get knocked up. Seriously. I don't see Papa Joe all over Asshole's ass anymore. I guess he never really was though... nevermind.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
This is one bit of gossip I'm almost certain is true. Nobody wants a gf/wife with a controlling father (all the worse if he's uber-creepy).
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
And chalk another one up to Mr. Creep/Dad-ager, not that Chestica Dumbson isn't at fault. The bitch should know when to shut the eff up before sucking on her own foot again...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
"Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out"
LMAO I bet he is like that
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Go Spurs!
jessica "simpson".
xxx
who will ever want to marry her again? Papa Joe is ruining her life.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
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she needs to cute the cord with her daddy! it is kind of creepy lol
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