It's Always Papa Joe's Fault
Big effin surprise! Papa Joe was one of the main reasons why Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson's ass. A friend of Tony's told The Chicago Sun-Times that Romo couldn't handle the media attention and also couldn't take Papa Joe.
Romo said that Papa couldn't keep his nose out of Jessica's ass. He even started to give Romo advice on his career. The friend said that Papa started "to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.''
I'm sure Romo also couldn't take Papa accidentally brushing his thigh every now and again. Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out. Romo couldn't handle that either.
The friend also said that Jessica's interview with Glamour magazine pissed him off. Jess called Romo "her future husband."
Don't worry Romo! There's also bleached blonde skanks in the sea. Is Tara Reid single?
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one look at that creepy face should tell even a dunce that he's someone around whom one should make a wide detour. slimeball
I'm hungry.
Think I'll do sushi today.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
If he did break up with her because of her father always butting his nose in where it obviously does NOT belong, then she needs to realize that her father will always do this to her... I have to admit, I do feel bad for her, but if she doesn't put some distance between her and pervy Joe when it comes to personal matters she has no one to blame but herself.
Personally, I think she blabbed to Glamour about him being her future husband as a stab at Nick and Vanessa... I'm probably wrong, but it wouldn't surprse me. Girl is fucked up. Big time.
She's too desperate. People who are desperate will get used a lot. You can see the desperation a mile away. Men--John Mayer and Tony Romo--use her and then move on, as will every other man to come along.
Oh, Tony Romo claiming he doesn't like the attention from the relationship is like John Mayer claiming he doesn't like th attention from the relationship. Then why did he agree to date her?
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Yeah, because after only dating a dude for a couple months, telling the world the he is your future husband and your mom telling people that you are already married, won't make a man run for the border.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Mmmm...now I'm hungry. I'm going on my lunchbreak. Be back in a bit.
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Cheesy nachos! Have a great weekend my dear. I'm out of here in 10.
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 16, 2008 - 1:10pm.
fuck! Oklahoma told me about that yesterday..
I doubt that she will really ever be "gone"
*shivers* Sorry for bringing it up again.. I wasn't here yesterday
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Don't be sorry. It's still entertaining. We'll never get rid of those fartbreaths no matter how hard we try.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Oh, I love you too because you know you're just as sick!
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Poop crust chips and labia fold cheese my dear.
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Mmmm...now I'm hungry. I'm going on my lunchbreak. Be back in a bit.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 8:55am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
So I heard the good news...
Did the petition in the forum work?
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Yeppers! But UWish (aka LA) is still here.
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fuck! Oklahoma told me about that yesterday..
I doubt that she will really ever be "gone"
*shivers* Sorry for bringing it up again.. I wasn't here yesterday
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Go Spurs!
LovesCarrottopalina AND FritoDorito: She can't refuse her Daddy anything.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Oh, I love you too because you know you're just as sick!
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Poop crust chips and labia fold cheese my dear.
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Submitted by pomegranate on May 16, 2008 - 8:56am.
Did she really call him her, "Future husband" in Glamour? Dumb bitch!
xxyxz, I'm rooting for the Spurs
Did you see the game last night? I hope they play like that on Monday
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 16, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I wonder if Jessucka ever tries to refuse when daddy offers to... ahem... help her in the bathroom....
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"Daddy! I'm doooooooone!"
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im surprised they lasted this long after the future husband comment and her mom they are already marry
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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You guys are sick. And I facking love you for it.
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Oh, I love you too because you know you're just as sick!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 9:57am.
I love Meerkat Manor, as well. Too bad there are no new shows yet. I miss them.
Maybee Rocket Dog has been contacted by Joe Simpson and she's hiding the Whiskers from his evil clutches.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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"I'm sure Romo also couldn't take Papa accidentally brushing his thigh every now and again. Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out. Romo couldn't handle that either."
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*Streaming tears.* Classic.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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You guys are sick. And I facking love you for it.
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I wonder if Jessucka ever tries to refuse when daddy offers to... ahem... help her in the bathroom....
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Back when I had to live in places with roomates
:::angry face:::
I lived in one place where the landlord/owner of the house stayed occassionally. So anyways one morning I was going upstairs to get me some coffe, as I get up to the last step, I glace over at the table, he is sitting there, sipping his coffee, reading the paper, in his robe, legs spread WIDE open, shriveled turtle staring at me.
I wanted to cry.
Upon closer inspection of that picture, Papa Joe is totally sporting the 'I'm tapping this' mug.
I shouldn't have taken the eye bandaids off.
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Brooke Shields' mom used to do the same - trying to run her career - Brooke finally fired her mom and I think things went better for her.
Jessica - fire your dad! No man will stay with you until you do.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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You guys are sick. And I facking love you for it.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 16, 2008 - 11:55am.
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I love your avvie. Meerkat Manor is a fantastic show!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Papa Joe is giving me the skeevies.
I need to go wash in bleach.
Did she really call him her, "Future husband" in Glamour? Dumb bitch!
xxyxz, I'm rooting for the Spurs!
Between MK and his shricelled turle hanging out from underneath a shorty robe, to you guys making the tampon comments, Imthisclosetopeeingmyself...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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And removes them.
C'mon, you know you were all thinkin' it!!!
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She doesn't use tampons. Dadager doesn't want his gravy train to come down with Toxic Shock Syndrome. Rather, they have date nights comparing the various sanitary napkins at the local Rite Aid.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
So I heard the good news...
Did the petition in the forum work?
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Yeppers! But UWish (aka LA) is still here.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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And removes them.
C'mon, you know you were all thinkin' it!!!
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Crap. I WAS thinking it. I couldn't bring myself to write it! *shiver of horror*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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And removes them.
C'mon, you know you were all thinkin' it!!!
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I really was. I'm so ashamed! *hangs head*
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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And removes them.
C'mon, you know you were all thinkin' it!!!
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Awesome! Good luck with them.
I heard the last straw was when Papa Joe Suggested a Threesome.......
Submitted by mike on May 16, 2008 - 9:47am.
YUP! I planted my tubers on Sunday. Very excited!!!!!
Our local gardening guru, a guy named Ciscoe Morris, recommends alfalfa meal at planting time and applied every six weeks, so that's plan.
Did I mention that I am very excited?
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
He probably buys her tampons.
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Are you kidding?? He probably inserts her tampons for her!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
And all of Dallas is applauding this!
I don't blame Romo for dumping her ass over Papa Joe. His very name is a synonym for creepy.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Papa Joe's going to send him a bill for his "unsolicited advice" now.
Sux to be you, JS.
Chestica is going to go f*cking postal one day, and blow Pappa Joe's brains out. With a GUN. Minds out of the gutter, Sluts!
She divorced her first husband, because Daddy didn't like him. Bitch is going to end up old and alone, because Daddy is obsessed with her, and has no boundaries. He probably buys her tampons.
wow. what a skeezy wonk papa jo has. ewww
So I heard the good news...
Did the petition in the forum work?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Ms. K, the dahlia is back!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Why is it I have no trouble believing this?
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Because it's like someone telling you poo is brown and smelly.
Common sense.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I think Jessica was always Papa Joe's special girl, although it's debatable as to which daughter is actually more "special."
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Oh, clearly they're both equally 'special' in that regard. Asshole gets irresponsibly knocked up and Jessica loves making jokes about the smells her ass creates.
I think he's her special girl because he can motorboat her.
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Why is it I have no trouble believing this?
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
"I'm sure Romo also couldn't take Papa accidentally brushing his thigh every now and again."
This sentence creeps me out. Papa Joe has child toucher written all over him.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Chestica needs a real man who will punch out her Dadager once and for all.
I hear that Star Jones is available -- and willing to punch out interfering bitches.
Hmmmmmmmmmm?
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out.
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That made me gag and laugh out loud at the same time.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 11:41am.
Haha, shriveled turtle. Jessica should just go and get knocked up. Seriously. I don't see Papa Joe all over Asshole's ass anymore. I guess he never really was though... nevermind.
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I think Jessica was always Papa Joe's special girl, although it's debatable as to which daughter is actually more "special."
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo