It's Always Papa Joe's Fault
Big effin surprise! Papa Joe was one of the main reasons why Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson's ass. A friend of Tony's told The Chicago Sun-Times that Romo couldn't handle the media attention and also couldn't take Papa Joe.
Romo said that Papa couldn't keep his nose out of Jessica's ass. He even started to give Romo advice on his career. The friend said that Papa started "to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.''
I'm sure Romo also couldn't take Papa accidentally brushing his thigh every now and again. Papa is probably one of those old dudes that answers the door in a shorty robe with his shriveled turtle hanging out. Romo couldn't handle that either.
The friend also said that Jessica's interview with Glamour magazine pissed him off. Jess called Romo "her future husband."
Don't worry Romo! There's also bleached blonde skanks in the sea. Is Tara Reid single?
Damn, I saw the old dude with the young blonde and automatically assumed that it was Roger Clemens.
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Was that Stone Phillips or STONED Jason Castro?
hehehe
Ok not as funny as James Haven.
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Submitted by RigaToni on May 16, 2008 - 11:17pm.
It's the eyes, Riga! Just the other day, Stone Phillips told James Haven he would kill for his eyes!
As soon as James Haven moves out and gets his own crib, he will think about marriage.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by devilgirl on May 16, 2008 - 4:51pm.
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Beyond that, what does managing mediocre "pop star" Disney whore daughters have to do with experience that would be valuable to a star NFL quarterback?
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
James Haven, marry me!
Seriously, maybe it's your mesmerizing eyes, or your rapier wit, I don't know...
We can run away together, but no Angie threesomes ok? Ho is crazazy.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
James Haven received a call from Papa Joe. He wanted James Haven to do his makeup for Ashlee's wedding. He said he doesn't want Pete Wentz to upstage him on his daughter's big day! James Haven said he would and we decided to go peachy because of Joe's fair complexion!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Nick Lachey could have clued Romo in on what a douchebag Joe Siompson is. Can't imagine that Papa Joe has much advice to offer anyone on their careers, considering both of his daughters careers are basically non-existant. Tony Romo is a douche too, and his gameplay isn't all that!
I just saw paparazzi chasing those two down the street. They're not broken up. Which is too bad. I was hoping he dumped her ass.
What?! She sold $300 million dollars of that crappy as* shoe line!
Hi Aphid!
Hey you get off my cloud...
papa joe probably insisted on a 3some and tony said no...ugh...will jessica ever be free of that pervert father of hers?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Does she not get how much of a weird ass perv her daddy is? EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Good for Tony for leaving. And I can't stand Asslee, but at least she's trying to break away from the nastiness that is Papa Joe.
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Jessica will be Daddy's Little Girl - FOREVER.
*shudder*
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on May 16, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I wonder how she feels about having the whole world constantly laughing at her ass.
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well, we know Aniston loves her- Jess takes a lot of the "DUMPED" heat off of her.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
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Romo bailed before the Asslee wedding so he could avoid Papa Joe's furtive gropes in the bathroom!
I'm sure Cowboys fans would have liked this to happen during the playoffs. Oh well, better late than never.
I wonder how she feels about having the whole world constantly laughing at her ass.
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...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Tried watching the movie she did about her working in a price club and I could not finish it. It was awful.
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I'm not a Hornets fan, I am a fan of Peja Stojakovic though. I just hope Horry did't injure West badly enough that he doesn't play in Game 7. What IS up with the inability of any NBA team to win on the road? At this point in the playoffs, these are supposed to be the elite teams.
What else can be said about that vapid skank that can't keep her mouth shut, or her dad out of her bedroom?
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Submitted by forever.now on May 16, 2008 - 2:37pm
yes and she was smiling,laughing and trying to be coy about it
to yioooo...
oh ok I know what you mean. he whole family was leaving a lunch for ashley and pete. what a weird thing to say I thought then and still think. jessica was dressed really sloppy and looked kind of downtrodden in the picture. I wondered then if they had already broken up.
I wonder how this bitch got so much attention? She's half-assed attractive, can't sing, can't act so what's the attraction?
Submitted by forever.now on May 16, 2008 - 1:51pm
I dont remenber but it was mention that she had say that, when they told her and her mom,her mother replay by saying they were already marry
btw... I totally agree that jessica said a lot of stuff about her relationship she ought not to have said ... I mean when I say she said she loved him it really was about every time they asked about him. I just thought people might be interested in the interview and I happened to have the magazine right here.
I can't reply to people directly for some reason (i am not on a computer) so ...
to yiooooo
what magazine was it?
I am just curious to know where she said it. I do think if a reporter pressed her they could get her to say a lot of things maybe she shouldn't
but... tony would know that is the way she is. if he wanted to be with her he wouldn't be bothered so much. I think papa joe is mostly why he left her. papa joe has probably already planned their wedding five times over.
eta. to make the first sentence say what I meant. heh. sorry. I was trying too hard not to say jessica be stupid.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 16, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:01am.
Jessica is a F-List celebrity ...
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You are very generous in ranking her so highly. I would would have rated her as a Z-Minus-Lister.
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I hate to kick a dame with the maturity of a love-sick 16 year-old when she's down, or being publicly humiliated because she can't keep giant trap shut.
Chestica Dumpson has foot-in-mouth disease. I've been dating my bf for over two years and we still get skittish talking about living together. 4 months and marriage talk? Dumb dumb dumb...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
It sickens me that a vapid twit like this can make that much money. I won't contribute.
How stupid must she feel right now after anouncing her love for Romo and mentioning the M word...Idiot.
But you know who's really fucked? Petey Wentz! Dude soooooooooo fucked!
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Submitted by forever.now on May 16, 2008 - 12:03pm.
How about Matthew Knowles? He may be an outright asshole, but Beyonce would not be where she is had it not been for Daddy dearest...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 16, 2008 - 11:01am.
Jessica is a F-List celebrity ...
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You are very generous in ranking her so highly. I would would have rated her as a Z-Minus-Lister.
But, what do I know ... I'm just a sarcastic Meerkatter.
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I think jessica needs to dump papa joe and find a real manager. she needs to tell her spokespeople to always tell the press not to bother asking ma and pa about her. that will not work but it might reinforce the next poor sap resistance against ma blurting that he is marrying jess when they have been dating two weeks.
ashley will get a new next of kin the weekend so she should make a break for it while she can.
are there any examples of momagers or dadagers when the poor kid didn't get their life and career totally messed up?
Jessica is a F-List celebrity, but there are people who are interested in her. But she was an utter idiot for discussing a 4 month-old romance with ANY Magazine. That's like a 16 year-old with a High School crush. Not an attractive quality. And absurd for a 26 year-old divorce'.
Submitted by forever.now on May 16, 2008 - 1:51pm
I dont think it was that magazine
Hahahahahhahahahahaha
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Her Shoe/accessory line last year brought in 300 million (I didn't contribute one dollar) - Daddy ain't going nowhere - she's his cash cow!
that's why I didn't watch even one episode of the Girl's Murder Club - Daddy Joe produced it.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 16, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by madam s. on May 16, 2008 - 9:41am.
Sorry, but it's her fucking fault. I hate overgrown daddy's girls, baby voice-talking, pretend to be stupid because daddy thought it was cute women. Pull your head out of your ass, take your power back from your father, and grow up.
From your fingers to Paris's ears!
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I just reread the article in glamour. she does not call him her future husband. she does say she loves him several times.
the interview was done on their four month anniversary (they started dating nov. 20). she says she asked him if they would make it to five months and that he said, "baby it hurts me you would say that." which I guess they made it over five months.
she is talking about marrige once but she is clearly talking about when she was married. jessica credits tony with a lot of nice things and says he deserves the credit even if they are broken up when the magazine comes out.
the article is mostly a question and answer with an intro written by glamour. glamour writes that jessica is "nesting" with tony. I guess the whole tone of the article would make you think they were really serious and talking about marriage but she never actually says that.
she says she wrote a song for him called "back in my old boots" to be on her upcoming country album. she says it's because he made her comfortable being herself. I don't know anything else about the song and hopefully will be spared ever having to hear it. obviously other songwriters helped her write this album.
Submitted by madam s. on May 16, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Sorry, but it's her fucking fault. I hate overgrown daddy's girls, baby voice-talking, pretend to be stupid because daddy thought it was cute women. Pull your head out of your ass, take your power back from your father, and grow up.
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It's hard to feel sorry for someone that brings drama on themselves.
I totally agree with the whole taking the power back from daddy, but I don't think Jessica is smart enough to do anything on her own.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by madam s. on May 16, 2008 - 12:41pm.
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A. Fucking. Men.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 16, 2008 - 11:42am.
Submitted by madam s. on May 16, 2008 - 9:41am.
Sorry, but it's her fucking fault. I hate overgrown daddy's girls, baby voice-talking, pretend to be stupid because daddy thought it was cute women. Pull your head out of your ass, take your power back from your father, and grow up.
From your fingers to Paris's ears!
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I hear that. It ain't cute to be dumb!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by madam s. on May 16, 2008 - 9:41am.
Sorry, but it's her fucking fault. I hate overgrown daddy's girls, baby voice-talking, pretend to be stupid because daddy thought it was cute women. Pull your head out of your ass, take your power back from your father, and grow up.
From your fingers to Paris's ears!
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Go Spurs!
Sorry, but it's her fucking fault. I hate overgrown daddy's girls, baby voice-talking, pretend to be stupid because daddy thought it was cute women. Pull your head out of your ass, take your power back from your father, and grow up.
Did you see the game last night? I hope they play like that on Monday
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Yes, xxyxz, I saw it...and I really think they *can* play that well in NO on Monday-this home court advantage stuff is really freaky, but I think the Spurs can pull it off on Monday! It's gonna be a great game, for sure.
Go Duncan!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on May 16, 2008 - 9:26am.
xxyxz--I know you're a huge Spurs fan..but didn't you think that Horry's screen was just a tad suspect, given his track record?
I am a Spurs fan.. I think Horry is a good player
and Tim Duncan hasn't been the best during this playoff. I haven't seen anyone really stepping it up.. Tim Duncan is my favorite player on the team..But he has been off the past few games..I don't like Parker.... That is all
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Go Spurs!
I wonder if she compares Daddy to her latest lover while she and lover are in bed together?
I wonder if she fantasizes about Daddy then, too?
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she was trained well. chestica always does that Barbizon beauty school move of pressing her tongue against the back of her teeth when she smiles.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 16, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Just LOOKING at that pictures gives me the wicked chills. How he got to be anything but a registered sex offender driving a van and offering candy to children so they'll go play with the cool toys in his van is beyond me.
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Quick, someone type 'Joe Simpson' on sexoffenders.com
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
xxyxz--I know you're a huge Spurs fan..but didn't you think that Horry's screen was just a tad suspect, given his track record?
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
You mean like this?
www.thenobleidiot.com/.../molester%20van.png
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Mmmmmmmmm...Shushi...all sorts of deliskissness...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Just LOOKING at that pictures gives me the wicked chills. How he got to be anything but a registered sex offender driving a van and offering candy to children so they'll go play with the cool toys in his van is beyond me.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
papa joe probably still uses a rectal thermometer on her to take her temp whenever she's not feeling uh well.