Friday, May 16th 2008
Star Jones Can Kill With Her Fists
Star Jones is the host of "The Bad Girls Club" reunion which airs this Tuesday on Oxygen. It was the only job she could get. During the taping, one bad girl told Tanisha she was "a cheeseburger away from being obese." Mmmm....cheeseburger. Extra cheese? Tanisha immediately started brawling and security had to be called in.
When everything settled, Star told the audience, "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway.'" Instead of punching bitches, Star used her fists on Gay Al's ass. Well, it was the one thing that kept their marriage alive for that long.
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Poor Star
Hey you get off my cloud...
IS that a dildo in her hand?
It's incredible that this donkeyish creature can make a living based on celebrity alone. Famous for being almost famous.
ack...star's face! and does she wonder why gay al is giving up to other dudes?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Jesus she looks like the Grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge.
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
creature. of. the. black.lagoon.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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She looks like turtle after a week at Dreamboat's house....
Damn her eyes look like a rock cod. She looked better when she was fat.
Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan
From "The View" to "Bad Girl's Club? Sad!!!!
Even Elizabeth wotn't settle for that gig!
This is a very rare case but I liked Starr better when she was heavier. She actually looked good.
Submitted by ricksparks on May 16, 2008 - 2:14pm.
No. You are not.
Am I the only one who would *not* be surprised if her skin suddenly split and those tentacles from John Carpenter's "The Thing" wiggled out?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghhhgh!!!
*screams in high pitch*
Scawy
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
DR.FUNK
There's no room on Earth dark enough to make her fuckable.
Hey Star, had your thyroid checked lately? Scary bug eyed thing.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
I watched most of this season's Bad Girl's Club. The only one I found truly "bad" was Jennavecia...mainly because that girl had no morals and or redeeming qualities..and did I mention gross? (peeing in the fucking sink? I would have stuck her nose in it like I do my dog when he whizzes where he's not supposed to). The rest were just loud, drama queens, holla back girls or bitches who can't handle their alcohol.
That being said...I think Star Jones, the world's biggest fag hag, is a HORRIBLE choice. Get someone who will get these bitches to go ballistic. They were all too nicey-nice to each other at the end...
Gina Latina - LMAO!! if she and Flav hook up, that will be the third antichrist right there. That would be one bundle of UG.
GINA LATINA!!!!!!!!!
Hey HO!
Shut your fucking hole, you fat , lazy , stretched skin lying fucking bitch!!
God Damn that is a frightening picture! I got that scared feeling like when Ursula the Sea Witch started singing in The Little Mermaid.
My God she's the ugliest effin' creature I've seen and that's including Dreamboat, Wino and Flavor Flav. She's ugly in every sense of the word.
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Please cover up your stars, Star!
I doubt she can hit that hard. She's probably skinny fat, except she's not really even that skinny.
I always hear donkeys brae in my head when I see her face.
that bitch can kill with her face
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Rock Bottom, meet Starlet. You'll be spending a lot of time together.
She looks like the possessed lady I saw on 'A Haunting'
Oh, and what ladylike language ( I so totally see her snapping her fangurs' while saying that!)
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
Submitted by LoLo on May 16, 2008 - 11:21am.
She reminds me of Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo in drag.
I can so see her popping up out of a toilet going "Howdy Hiiiiiiiii"
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You know something's up if she often tells people that they smell an awful lot like flowers.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by stake_spike on May 16, 2008 - 10:14am.
I'm still perplexed as to why they got Star Jones to do that reunion. I can understand Tyra because you know she's like "girls don't need to be hating on each other" but Star Jones?!?!
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Did you see when the girls went on Tyra and fought so much that Tyra walked off? Maybe she wouldn't agree to do the reunion. Star is a very odd choice though.
She reminds me of Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo in drag.
I can so see her popping up out of a toilet going "Howdy Hiiiiiiiii"
My all-time favorite moment was when Darlen beat that gay boys ass. The look on his face was priceless.
Submitted by donttellharry on May 16, 2008 - 9:17am.
can someone please tell me what is going on with her chestle area?
Her chestle area has been damaged by a bad boob lift (and don't mean Gay Al being carried over the threshhold).
She is one fierce cougar.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by donttellharry on May 16, 2008 - 11:17am.
can someone please tell me what is going on with her chestle area?
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Looks like stretch marks to me.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
"Star Jones Can Kill With Her Fists"- MK
Actually, have you seen that mug? One look and you're burning in the seventh circle of hell...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
can someone please tell me what is going on with her chestle area? does she put foundation on her chest? also her weave is looking magnificent, her face doesnt look saggy at all...=/
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The look on her face says, "I want to lure little children into my clutches and gobble them up for breakfast!"
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Her face and her fists!
Jesus Christ I'm awake and I'm having nightmares. Hold me.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
I for one cannot wait for that reunion, you just know it's going to be hilarious. All 5 of those hos are gonna gang up on Lyric, Jen and Andrea and you know Darlene's ass is going to do some
Matrix sh-t in order to beat Andrea's ass.
That episode where she goes flying over the couch to beat that girls ass in the club was hilarious. Darlene is psycho.
I'm still perplexed as to why they got Star Jones to do that reunion. I can understand Tyra because you know she's like "girls don't need to be hating on each other" but Star Jones?!?!
POP OFF STAR!
Bobble headed Chicken head.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Hey Star, YOU ARE FAT!
Jesus! In rapid succession: Star, Tori, Heidi and Britney.
What is this, Busted Butt Fugly day on DListed?
Holy shit! Having Star Jones and Heidi Fleiss pics within a few posts of each other is almost as frightening as the Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty posts you had close together the other day. That's enough fug for one page.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
That turtle has a fabulous weave!!
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Man-O-Man! That picture of Star is going to give me nightmares.
Hmmmm
Donkey face talking about punching bitches reminds me of something.
wonder what it is?
oh yes *clears throat* DONKEY PUNCH!
yes
Her face is scary! I actually thought she had a pretty face when she was big.
I watched the marathon last weekend, and those girls are so annoying. I love it though.
I'm sure she'll do a good job as host. I suspect, after being "married" to Al, she's inured to hissy fits.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
WOW! that's almost as scary a the
Pete Doherty picture from yesterday.
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
Her chest scar scares me more than her face.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
OMG - Star Jones is one ugly ass bitch in that photo. She should wear a paper bag and at least she would look better.
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You ain't got no alibi, you UGLY, whoo whoo, you UGLY!!! BITCH!!!
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