Friday, May 16th 2008
Fix Those Things!
Somebody send the Dlisted carrier pigeon to Xtina with this message: "FIX YOUR WONKY TITS!" Her chichis are juggling themselves. She needs to see the doctor right now. That can't be normal. I also doubt baby Max enjoys his breast milk laced with silicone.
Bat Boy looks like he hasn't slept in years. Constantly having to fix the leaks in Xtina's boobies is keeping him up all night.
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A few years ago, there was speculation that Christina Aguilera had breast implants. Now, she's given birth a baby and her chest looks frighteningly engorged. Supposedly, she is breastfeeding her new son, so if she had implants, that would be a good indication that the implants were placed under the muscle during augmentation surgery, so that her milk ducts were not disturbed or cut. Damaged or cut milk ducts do not produce any nourishment for a new baby. Also, there is a tendency among implanted women to have exaggerated engorgement after giving birth, which what we may be seeing her. Christina is very small, around 5'1, with a tiny frame, but her breasts are absolutely enormous at the moment.
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Info on breastfeeding with fake boobs:
http://www.babycenter.com/0_breastfeeding-after-breast-augmentation-impl...
ME,
Yes, she has implants
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
green is a good color for her.
BB - Mine were fun while they lasted! *sigh* Before I had them, I was perfectly fine with my B cups and didn't understand why women want to get fakies. Then I got to borrow a pair and was like "oh." lol
Bradiful - from what I understand women can breastfeed with implants.
I have no clue if she has fake boobs, never paid close enough attention.
But those are definetly milk filled boobs.
Why isn't the bitch leaking?
Why his her hand on her boob?
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
I've gained a bra size with each pregnancy, even though I am back down to pre-pregnant weight and size, the chi chi's are DD's instead of the D's they were before.
And with the others, as soon as I weaned, in about a months or two, the chi chi's deflated, quickly.
I don't care what her tits look like, I'm just glad she toned down the clown make-up. She still wears alot, but at least she isn't frightening now.
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So, does Xtina have implants?
And if so, she is using a breast pump, right?
If no implants, it's safe to assume she is in love with new boobage and is still nursing.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
She's a tiny thing to begin with, unless she dresses like an Amish person, this is what we get.
I ain't hatin' her for it.
Let the chichi's Tango!!!!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I didn't breastfeed but I went from a 34B to a 44F, down to a 36C, up to a 40E and down to a 38C. Now that I'm pregnant again, they're already fuller. I don't imagine that I'd go back to my pre-preg size because there's so much extra skin now. (Sorry if that last part was TMI.)
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
My awesome rack deflated once I stopped breastfeeding. My son is not totally weaned yet, but they are nowhere near their awesomeness they were when it was milk 24-7.
I guess its good that they both look beat as fuck--these two might ACTUALLY be taking care of their own kid, unlike most hollywood assholes. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Dayum !! I don't see what the problem is she looks fine *muy sabrosa*
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
yeah.
I was a B, went to a D, stayed a D for a year, went to a C, stayed THERE for ten years, then I'm a B again.
they have a life of their own.
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OH MY HER BAG MATCHES HER BRA! OUT OF CONTROL.
WOW bat boy is really one of the most ugliest men alive.
She needs to wipe off 10 lbs of make up & take out those stupid fake tits that make her look even more stupid. It is one thing to get fake tits because of cancer, or being less than a A cup or having a off set body. But she was fine before.
She is carrying an extra 10 lbs of baby fat and speaking of fat, bat boy has put on some extra lbs too. But what make me much more sick is that ugly face of his. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. What a odd couple.
Bradiful - while nursing my chi chi's remained E's. They were HUGE, round, veiny and beautiful.
But I didn't air them out constantly like this.
BB-
Mine lasted during breast feeding and for about a month & a half after I stopped. Then they went back to normal.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Question for the Mom's here:
Did your extra pregnant boobage stick around or did you lose it after some time had passed?
Poor Xtina, it ain't easy being a Celeb mom is it sweetheart? Those damn nannies can be awfully demanding on payday.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
She just needs more air in one. Just get a bicycle pump and all will be well.
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Christina "Failed" both the look she wanted to achieve:
As a Sex Symbol and as a Classy Lady.
She is butt Ugly - Forver Chola Looking - Cheap Bottle Dye Job classy wannabe.......
Jesus Christ X-Tina, WE KNOW YOU HAVE HUGE KNOCKERS. Put them away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking twat.
At least she scrubbed a few pounds of make up off...now if they would just hide the pink lipstick.
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
Holy chi-chi's, Batman!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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FFS, put those damn things away!
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 - 11:30am.
The C Word:
you think she wants people to look?
lol
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Looking's ok, staring would just be impolite.
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Christina, sweetheart the pink lipstick is MUCH better than the red. Light green looks FAB on you, dark green...not soo much. Oh and the boobs *winces* Time to go back to the doc, those things need a check up.
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
I'm sure she is a somewhat decent looking girl underneath it all, why does she insist on looking like a tranny day and night?
Milk-filled implants are scary looking things..
Two years ago, Bratman was most likely thinking "how'd a dork like me get so lucky" and now he's probably thinking "please God, why me". Can you imagine how long has has to sit around waiting for Xtina to put on her makeup on a daily basis? He's sort of crossed into K-fed territory now where I almost feel sorry for him.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 16, 2008 - 11:32am.
Why is she going cross-eyed?
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Because she spends so much time looking down at her own enormous milk jugs.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 16, 2008 - 11:32am.
Why is she going cross-eyed?
her hood ornament gets in the way sometimes.
Why is she going cross-eyed?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
dayum. i think hooters chicks dress less provocatively for chrizt sake. that handbag is so chic. not.
I know Christina wants to be seen as a sex symbol. Really, I do. But ever since the first day she came on the scene, she has been chasing Brit's skank pole position. But she always comes across as 'tranny light' to me.
I say a de-skankification is definitely in order.
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That lipstick is horrible!!
Yeaaaahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and get you to read that memo on no one wanting to see your tits memaw, so if you could go ahead and do that, that'd be grreaaaaattt.
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Well, her chichis look more real than some others that I've seen.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
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LALALALA...not listening to you MK.
I so wanna shag her milfy ass.
She's to the point where I never think she looks good.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
The C Word:
you think she wants people to look?
lol
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her on millionairedating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
wow, i see a lot of veins in her boobs. Must be pumped full of milk.
The "LOOK HERE" sign is completely unnecessary.
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those are obscene! hahahha
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
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