Friday, May 16th 2008
Fix Those Things!
Somebody send the Dlisted carrier pigeon to Xtina with this message: "FIX YOUR WONKY TITS!" Her chichis are juggling themselves. She needs to see the doctor right now. That can't be normal. I also doubt baby Max enjoys his breast milk laced with silicone.
Bat Boy looks like he hasn't slept in years. Constantly having to fix the leaks in Xtina's boobies is keeping him up all night.
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Knob, I think a B-cup might fit you just right... I used to be that small when I was 15, and have grown (taller) 5 inches, and I was a b-cup and that looked perfect for my height. PLus I was a dancer so you and I probably had the same body type. I have bigger hips now though...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 10:16am.
Awww...this is why I love you biatches! ♥♥♥♥
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Yeah, "fake friends" are the best, baby girl.
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Awww...this is why I love you biatches! ♥♥♥♥
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 10:13am.
I'm 5'0 and very muscular so I wouldn't get them too big...just right. I will not be one of those bodybuilders with no boobs...
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I'll bet they are "just right" the way they are.
Don't be one of those bodybuilders with zero body fat and bovine boobs. That's just ridiccalus.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
I would love to get implants, But I would go to Dr.Ray (Rey)?
MonkryPox
You are fine the way you are you little minx
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Go Spurs!
Lolo, I wouldn't. It maybe a bit too wide, but it's the one I was born with, and I'd like to go out looking as much as myself as possible. Also, the bf said he'd leave me if I touched the face...lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
@MP:
Yeah, what Lolo said.
Don't you dare touch that nose. It's what makes you...um...er...you!
I love my honker!
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 10:08am.
I f you do, just make sure they fit with your body type- so you don't look ridiculous.
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I'm 5'0 and very muscular so I wouldn't get them too big...just right. I will not be one of those bodybuilders with no boobs...
She seems to be wearing clothes that wouldn't be so bad, if the boobies were not milk fed. The dress in yesterday's post would have looked great, except she couldn't button the dress, so it pulled and gapped. She needs to hire a tailor if she is going to breast feed Maxie.
I just noticed... Is she always that bowlegged? She looks like she has been riding a horse for years.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
MonkeyPOX!
Girl dont you touch that face of yours!
You leave yer noggin be!
You are MORE than pretty just the way you are!
I don't know if I would get implants just because they yo-yo quite a bit (from large to larger) already, and if I hold up like my mom did, not much droopage in the future. However, I would get my shnozer fixed because I feel it's too wide at the bridge, and deviates a bit to the left...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 10:08am.
I f you do, just make sure they fit with your body type- so you don't look ridiculous.
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 10:05am.
I actually like implants! And if I get them one day, I won't care who notices!
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Well, yeah, isn't that the *point*?? :)
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
I actually like implants! And if I get them one day, I won't care who notices!
*Edit...Nice, I also like Audrina's new breasts!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 10:05am.
I'm slutty for my bf...
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That's my girl! ♥
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 11:03am.
I'm not trying to cause any drama, I just have a differing opinion and actually LIKE Christina with breasts...
I don't think she looks like a mess, or a tranny, or a whore...Now Wino...there's a whore/skank/every rotten word in the book.
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You forgot disease ridden, mangy, and possibly plague infected(wino). I know you weren't trying to start shit, and I do like her boobies. ALOT. However, I think she's a naturally pretty girl who doesn't need to wear revealing clothes or busloads of makeup to look pretty. That's all...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Im going to get breast implants in my eye sockets so ill be sure all the fellas look me in the eye when i speak.
Gotta keep it respectful ya know!
Agreed Mama K... Hell, I like titillating the guys every now and then, but the privilige of seeing them in their full glory belongs solely for my boyfriend, and he still has to work hard if he wants to see htme on a regular basis. Oh who am I kidding? I'm slutty for my bf...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
I'm not trying to cause any drama, I just have a differing opinion and actually LIKE Christina with breasts...
I don't think she looks like a mess, or a tranny, or a whore...Now Wino...there's a whore/skank/every rotten word in the book.
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Is she not in California? Is it not hot there?? I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a turtleneck in the Cali sun.
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Christina is NOT in California. Christina left California on May 10th, she is currently in NYC where she is attending bussiness meetings about her new perfume.
~*~Oh lord have mercy on my soul
For I have walked a sinful road
So I'm gonna get down on my knees
Beg forgiveness to help set me free
Lord have mercy on me, please~MOM~CA*~
Really??? Interesting... I'm gonna have to look that up...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
As we all know, my breasts are real and they are spectacular. Anyhoo, I dress very modestly because I do not feel comfortable showing them to the world. Fact is, one has to EARN the privilege of seeing my breasts.
No one has ever been disappointed. The word most often used to describe them is perfect.
These breasts ain't 4 everybody, just the sexy people.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
I agree Monkeypox....
Oh, BTW, Audrina got some new boobies- she's got big ones now.....lol...Do these women think people won't notice? (rolling eyes)
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Monkeypox, don't even waste your time. I've yet to see a thread they are in without trying to cause drama or be confrontational about SOMETHING or other.
Max is probably one of those kids that drinks 5 gallons of milk one day, then a few tablespoons the next--those teets are soo swollen. My dau did that all the time, making me look like Dolly Parton.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Hi PSL! And I love and respect your opinions, even if they differ. Have to say even though LA was starking raving mad, she shouldn't have been banned. They should be doing that to spammers who also ruin things here, even more so than her...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
ughhhh. it makes me mad that she does dramatic eyes AND bright lipstick. it's one or the other orelse you look like a drag queen! other than that, i like her outfits. but her damn overdone makeup just kills it.
Hi Monkeypox! I like your opinions.....:)
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 16, 2008 - 10:38am
Again, I said that was my opinion and last I checked, I was entitled to it. I don't think there's anything wrong with cleavage, or boobs for that matter because I'm a boob person myself. However, if the image CA is trying to portray of some cheap looking, slutty chick, then mission accomplished. Hate to say it, but I don't picture a classy woman as someone who has her bra hanging out of her shirt, which is pretty see thorugh to begin with. Sorry if you feel offended somehow, but I'm commenting on a website where the entire premise is to SNARK ON CELEBRITIES... not starting shit, just expressing myself...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
That's what that bitch gets.
She's so half assed.
She wishes
If she is breastfeeding still it could explain the wonk boobs. After a feeding you sometimes have one bigger than the other, especially if they become engorged. Ouch. Her boobs don't look gross to me, they look painful.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 16, 2008 - 12:32pm.
If my boobs were that veiny and bulging, you'd find me in (a)turtlenecks (b)halters (c)something flattering; I mean, I get it, you have big boobs. I think it's okay to flash your chichis every now and then, but when your tits are constantly pouring out of your so called "clothing" it kinda leaves nothing to the imagination. No mystique= no reason to find someone attractive or fscinating. Just my two cents...
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I don't know, I mean what is so wrong with breasts anyways? Why does society tell women that breasts are raunchy and dirty and that they should be covered up (except for special occasions)?? Why do women need to convey any sense of mystique to ANYONE?
Breasts are perfectly normal and women shouldn't feel ashamed of them or told to cover up...as long as she's not flashing the nips, what's the big deal? Is she not in California? Is it not hot there?? I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a turtleneck in the Cali sun.
If my boobs were that veiny and bulging, you'd find me in (a)turtlenecks (b)halters (c)something flattering; I mean, I get it, you have big boobs. I think it's okay to flash your chichis every now and then, but when your tits are constantly pouring out of your so called "clothing" it kinda leaves nothing to the imagination. No mystique= no reason to find someone attractive or fscinating. Just my two cents...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Yeah, because women's breasts look absolutely perfect at all times.
Give her a break.
No matter what, women can't win...
She looks great!
...Oh and to the person asking about the veins...get a life! She's breastfeeding, you dumb-ass, what do you expect?!
"OMG! VEINS, Ewwww...." **rolls eyes**
I wish she'd cover those things up already. It's "Birf Boobs Overload".
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Submitted by stake_spike on May 16, 2008 - 9:17am.
WHY ARE HER BOOBS SO VAINY?!?! No one wants to see that. Her skins like transparent.
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ok dumbass. I let you slide the first time. The word is "VEIN", not VAIN.
( But if English is not your first language, then you are not a dumbass)
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She just needs some fix-a-flat in the right one and let bat boy take it for a spin in his hair shirt (eeewww).
I hate to rain on the fun, but I think her problem is she's "preferential". I used to prefer to feed my son on the right too, consequently my left boob was HUGE and the right just slightly less so. I had to get used to feeding out of both so my bras would fit.
Submitted by stake_spike on May 16, 2008 - 8:17am.
WHY ARE HER BOOBS SO VAINY?!?! No one wants to see that. Her skins like transparent.
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You must not have had any children yet.
When pregnant your blood flow increases, same with breastfeeding.
Those hideous blue veins look like her tits are about to have a stroke -- not the good kind either.
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can she not show her breasts for like 2 seconds of her life? we get it you have humungous tits.
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Her boobies look nice and warm. I would love to take a nap right now. But I really wish she would tone down the makeup.
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Christina A is offically one pair of clear Lucite platform heels away from looking like a pornstar. Why must someone with so much talent insist on walking out the house looking like a circus clown from the Wringling Brother's Circus?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
WHY ARE HER BOOBS SO VAINY?!?! No one wants to see that. Her skins like transparent.
Submitted by bambam on May 16, 2008 - 9:08am.
Every time I see Bratman I imagine him with a yarmulke on his head.
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Please put your tits away, they look cheap and you look ever so trashy. Also, totally off-topic, but did everyone see Mike's new pic? He is a hottie and a half...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
don't hate on her. she's got the best pipes of her generation, she's bought herself a fine pair of tits and she's married to a nice jewish boy with a bright future and a big dick. plus she's not some skank stealing other people's clothes and effing all of Hollywood, not trying to be famous just cause she's from a rich family or not going out everyday to buy frappiccinos because she doesn't have anything else to do.
she looks good. her tits look even better.
sweetas - I hated my borrowed clown boobs. TOO BIG! They were Jordanish. NOT FUN!
Then your boob is 4x the size of your infants head, its very, very worrysome when trying to BF.
Is that a coke boggie in Bat Boy's nose in the second pic????
Thanks Mrs. K.
Sweetas on May 16, 2008 - 10:56am.
LOL!
Maybe that's why Skeletina loves being pregnant now.
OFF TOPIC:
I watched E! and the Daily 10 last night, Skeletina was shown doing the PR sit down chat for the Panda shit, anyway, they told her if she wasn't feeling good she didn't have to do all of it and she said she was having a good day then someone asked a "personal" question about her "family" and she replied "I am an artist, I am lucky to do what I do but this isn't my everyday life, being with my children is my real life"
(something to that effect)
ARTIST? Actressing is art? I boooo'ed at my TV.
She had her doe eyed, I'm all innocent but it's all about me "Victory!" face on.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"