Heidi Fleiss Is Broke And Living In A Trailer With Parrots
Heidi Fleiss is living in the desert, running a laundromat, living in a trailer with 20 parrots and loving life. The News of the World caught up with one of Hollywood's biggest ho trainers who is all washed up in Pahrump, Nevada.
Heidi said, "I'm broke, my life is a mess and so am I. But I just couldn't care less. It's been two years since I had sex and I don't care if I ever do it again." I don't think that's by choice.
Heidi says she loves her 20 parrots more than she loves men. She got the birds after a local pet shop closed down. GROSS! Pete Doherty, this is your future. Scratch that. Heidi Fleiss is Pete Doherty.
She went to Nevada hoping to open a brothel, but that didn't happen. She borrowed money and opened a laundromat called "Dirty Laundry" instead. She said, "It doesn't even pay the bills—but I love it." She totally gives $2 blowjobs in the back during the rinse cycle.
Heidi also talked about her glory days, when she used to fuck men like Marlon Brando. "I love fat men— they try harder. Like Marlon he could go for hours and loved sex every which way. He gave me 20 orgasms that night." And she just gave me the dry heaves.
If Heidi needs dough, she should hit up the producers of the new "Fraggle Rock" movie. She can play Gobo. She has the face for it. She'll work for parrot seed!
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Retired whore, I love it! I was hoping that she would be fly fishing in Wyoming though. That would be hot.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
20 parrots? Uhhhhh... well, at least she admits to being a mess.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
ok, she is pure nastiness BUT I gotta say I agree on the chubster comment... not fat guys but kinda husky guys... usually hung thick too.. shit im horny today!
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gawd,she's not even that damn old!
and twenty parrots? wow.
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steven tyler looks more like a lady.
lookin' goooooooood!!!
...if you're a burlap sack, that is.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Maybe Charlie can help her out.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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20 orgasms in one night?
That's a good night!
she got what she deserves- to be broke and untouched.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Yeah...I always unbutton my shirt down to my navel whenever I do laundry in public. It just spices it all up a bit, ya know?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Meth and plastic surgery face has never looked hotter.
Didn't she invest anything?? Stash some cash for a rainy day? WTF Now she's neighbors with Art Bell. LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
that is not even a monet, that is a fricking picasso.
She should move in with Tricia Walsh-Smith.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." — Star Jones
Heidi Fleiss is a tried and true skank biscuit, but somehow, I like her.
Someone get this rockschlampe a reality series!!
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The name of the town pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
"I'm broke, my life is a mess and so is my face."
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