Heidi Fleiss Is Broke And Living In A Trailer With Parrots
Heidi Fleiss is living in the desert, running a laundromat, living in a trailer with 20 parrots and loving life. The News of the World caught up with one of Hollywood's biggest ho trainers who is all washed up in Pahrump, Nevada.
Heidi said, "I'm broke, my life is a mess and so am I. But I just couldn't care less. It's been two years since I had sex and I don't care if I ever do it again." I don't think that's by choice.
Heidi says she loves her 20 parrots more than she loves men. She got the birds after a local pet shop closed down. GROSS! Pete Doherty, this is your future. Scratch that. Heidi Fleiss is Pete Doherty.
She went to Nevada hoping to open a brothel, but that didn't happen. She borrowed money and opened a laundromat called "Dirty Laundry" instead. She said, "It doesn't even pay the bills—but I love it." She totally gives $2 blowjobs in the back during the rinse cycle.
Heidi also talked about her glory days, when she used to fuck men like Marlon Brando. "I love fat men— they try harder. Like Marlon he could go for hours and loved sex every which way. He gave me 20 orgasms that night." And she just gave me the dry heaves.
If Heidi needs dough, she should hit up the producers of the new "Fraggle Rock" movie. She can play Gobo. She has the face for it. She'll work for parrot seed!
Visit TNOTW to read the entire, sad interview.
Thanks Katherine & Mike
She's still livin' better then James Haven!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Heidi Fleiss's dad is still a licensed doctor in CA, but his record is badly checkered. He was reprimanded, was on probation, was disciplined by a hospital, and was convicted of a felony (bank fraud) in the mid-1990s.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Wow, and I thought my life had taken a downward spiral until I read about Heidi's. I have been depressed because my washing machine broke down and I now have to go to the laundromat.
Hold on! Are you saying that we have more $$$ in the bank than Heidi?
Hey you get off my cloud...
Submitted by letinstar on May 16, 2008 - 1:22pm.
how long before heidi's hooked up with tom sizemore again?
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I just watched him in the CSI Miami from last week. Dude looks BEAT! And fat!
She can't be TOO broke if she's still getting collagen pumped into her lips, which it's obvious she is.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
how long before heidi's hooked up with tom sizemore again?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Wait a minute! What's wrong with running a laundromat? Isn't that a legitimate business? Better than what she was doing before. At least she's working.
I've been through Pahrump a few times. It doesn't have much to offer except a few casinos and blowjobs.
Notoriousrem_22-great posts! Mentioning how Heidi didn't sell out her customers really made me think that she actually has some integrity, and should be recognized for that-especially in this day and age, when stabbing people in the back and violating supposed friend's trust is par for the course.
Great quote from Notorious B.I.G., too.
She'll be fine-her dad's a rich and famous doctor.
After you get popped like she did all of your money gets taken by the government. EVERYTHING. Any bank account, saving account, real estate, cars, cash, homes EVERYTHING.
One of your charges is Money Laundring so I am pretty sure its safe to say once she went in the slammer the fed's emptied her out.
I know too much, I am in this business lol
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Typical life of an ex call girl who never bothered to think about the future. Heidi NEVER sold out her clients which is an admirable thing, now she is broke and not complaining. I bet her life is as peaceful as it will ever be, she no longer has to worry about people using her for money and she no longer has to worry about bringing money in.
Good for her for taking those parrots, anyone who knows anything about animals and animal stores should know that all those birds would have ended up dead once the doors of that store closed. Kudos to her for doing that.
Heidi choose her path and her greed lead her to her demise, hoe business is a great business until you get greesy. Just ask Heidi. All in all I hope she is happy and I hope she has found peace of mind, something she would never have in L.A. or in Hoelywood.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 16, 2008 - 8:16am.
Didn't she invest anything?? Stash some cash for a rainy day? WTF Now she's neighbors with Art Bell. LOL
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LOL. I saw "Pahrump" and immediately thought of Art Bell. But as much as I love his radio history, he's kind of a toad. I remember people were saying he intentionally killd his wife and conveniently enough turns up a year later with a barely legal wife from the phillipines. I think Heidi's in good company in Pahrump.
No neck + hardcore drug usage + Adult ADD + plastic surgery ugliness + relying on men for income = Heidi Fleiss and others of her ilk
Submitted by PurpleNeon on May 16, 2008 - 10:42am.
you can't give 20 parrots the attention they need.
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you can't give 20 parrots the attention they need.
should have saved a couple millions, then disappear in the desert. my dream too.
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(Submitted by SubMonkey on May 16, 2008 - 10:30am.)
SubMonkeyASS, we got you the 1ST TIME. Posting the same shit 20X isn't clever. Behave already, or I'll tell your babysitter you're misbehaving.
Or at least attempt to be witty, unless you haven't finished your ride on the short bus.
She earned 10 million dollars an effing year!? She could have retired after 2 or less years .... if she saved.... I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR HER TROLL ASS ONE BIT! ahem loser!
Me thinks Shannen Doherty should make a tv movie called Dirty Laundry. 2hrs of Shannen as Heidi in a trailer with 20 parrots in the desert is Lifetime gold!
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Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
ummm... why would you call a laundromat 'dirty laundry?'
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Because she's a meth head.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
ummm... why would you call a laundromat 'dirty laundry?'
That bitch! She was supposed to open a brothel for women, where da mens is da hoes. There goes my summer
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
as long as shes happy i guess i dont feel bad...
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I had two little birds as a kid (finches) and they were the biggest f*cking mess imaginable. I shudder at the thought of what her trailer looks/smells/feels like.
Dayum. She looks exactly like my aunt did right before she died at 83. Jesus, she looks worse than my aunt did at 83.
omg. she and Steven Tyler were TWINS separated at birth!!!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 10:57am.
She never revealed the contents of her little black book? She never sold it?
Hmmm.
She's a crazy bird lady now. She probably smells like Downy but not April fresh more like November Nast.
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She could also be rockin' the December Dookie.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Marlon Brando giving her 20 Big O's. Yeah right. Since when does a man paying for sex give 2 shits if the whore comes. Please.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
That's a nuclear, five alarm, burning lava, explosion of a few suns, hot mess.
- crazy drug plastic surgery face (check)
- too many fucking parrots (check)
- trailer (check)
- seedy laundrymat (check)
- crazy fucking sex stories (check)
I smell reality show emmy~!
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WOW WHAT A HOT BITCH!
Night of the living dead and shit. fucking gross!
sounds depressing.
there is no future in drugs.
She never revealed the contents of her little black book? She never sold it?
Hmmm.
She's a crazy bird lady now. She probably smells like Downy but not April fresh more like November Nast.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
how does one have twenty orgasams? I usually pass out after three.
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Karma.
Oh Heidi, you had me at Parrots......
"He gave me 20 orgasms that night."
She's a lying sack of shit.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Who knew about the chunky guys working it all night trying to please the ladies! Damn 20? Shit thats like a pig having a 30 minute orgasm, I need to look into these chunky guys!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by SubMonkey on May 16, 2008 - 10:30am.
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If you're just going to keep repeating yourself like a broken record, why don't you take it over to Perez where one's level of maturity matches one's pinky ring size?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by missy on May 16, 2008 - 8:22am.
I gotta say I agree on the chubster comment... not fat guys but kinda husky guys
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Like my boyfriend, Alec Baldwin.
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
Her face is FUCKED.
i like her plastic surgery "Joker" look, makes me feel better about myself
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The only people who look glamorous having insane amounts of animals/'pets' are the rich eccentrics a la Grey Gardens shit. how many cats did those two have?
When you're broke you're not eccentric - just crazy.
"They don't really bother me and that really bothers me. " -ISprainedMyUvula
Pahrump is also the location of the closest legal brothels to Las Vegas, including the Chicken Ranch. (Wiki)
This is one sad-sack town. The name is from the Indian for "wells," but they're all gone. The median income and poverty level sound depressing. It got its first high school in 1974.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
I'm sure parrot piss smells fabulous.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Marlon needed to do it in his car so he could stare at the Hula Girl on his dashboard while he covered her face.
"They don't really bother me and that really bothers me. " -ISprainedMyUvula
I always pictured her as more of a cat lady.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
What a mess.
She lives with 20 parrots in a trailer.
Poor parrots.
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party