He's Still Alive?
Taylor Hicks has been sent to the land of fallen American Idols.....BROADWAY! Taylor Hicks will play Teen Angel in Grease beginning June 6th. Taylor will stay with the show until September.
Taylor told Playbill, "I am incredibly excited to be a part of one of my favorite musicals. The Soul Patrol's gonna invade Broadway!" The Soul Patrol? Not this shit again. I thought the world was finally rid of that mess. Aren't Claymates enough? What do we call David Archuleta fans? The Pedo Crew?
I can't believe dumb bitches think Taylor looks like George Clooney. He might look like Clooney after a few hits of heroin and if you squint your eyes, turn your head upside down and tell yourself over and over again "it's George Clooney, it's George Clooney." Naw. He still won't look like Clooney. Bea Arthur maybe, but not Georgie.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 11:30am.
I know how you feel about Neil. I was never a big fan. and that "I Am I Said" song--"No one heard me/Not even the chair..." That's because chairs don't have ears, dumbass!
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Even if they did, I don't think they'd give a shit either. No one buys into that passive aggressive crap anymore Neil.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 11:25am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:19am.
Oh, that's a new one for me.
Are you talking about Neil Diamond?
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No, Taylor. I couldn't give less of a shit about Neil Diamond to be honest. He gives me a very weird feeling, and not the good kind.
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I know how you feel about Neil. I was never a big fan. and that "I Am I Said" song--"No one heard me/Not even the chair..." That's because chairs don't have ears, dumbass!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 11:25am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:19am.
Oh, that's a new one for me.
Are you talking about Neil Diamond?
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No, Taylor. I couldn't give less of a shit about Neil Diamond to be honest. He gives me a very weird feeling, and not the good kind.
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when I was scrolling down the page and first saw his picture I must admit I thought for a moment that it was George Clooney... they look nothing alike though.
he's still ugly too. that nose looks like it belongs in a new york deli.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:19am.
Oh, that's a new one for me.
Are you talking about Neil Diamond? If so, not that I've heard of. I've been a fan of his since my Mom used to listen to him, Tom Jones and Engelbert Humperdink on 8 track tapes. (I know, I'm old) Somehow, Neil is the only one that stuck, thank God.
Never hear anything bad about him. He did, up until a few years ago, have the biggest divorce settlement in US history. He paid is ex-wife $150 million. He was actually nice about it though and said she deserved every penny, since she was with him from nothing to him touring all the time.
He has actually been dating and Australian woman for over a decade. She is 30 years younger than him. No wonder he seems happy.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Submitted by julz on May 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
So, now dlisted is being inundated with douchebag dating sites?
How come no one mentions www.adultsheepfinder.com? Of all the sites, I'll bet Taylor would find his true love there.
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Mmmm, sheep.
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So, now dlisted is being inundated with douchebag dating sites?
How come no one mentions www.adultsheepfinder.com? Of all the sites, I'll bet Taylor would find his true love there.
Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:07am.
You'll have to translate for me.
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Fallopian tube = shithead.
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Ew, his sappy singing actually leaked onto his blazer
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I guess he wasn't able to find an umbrella...sheesh
Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 10:07am.
lol...i misinterpreted. Of course, it's still morning and I only gain full conciousness after noon.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:07am.
You'll have to translate for me.
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Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 11:04am.
Hey, give him a chance. Afterall, look who just got their first #1 album after appearing on American Idol this season....
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Doesn't he have a reputation of being a total fallopian tube though?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:05am.
You must know I was joking. I love Neil Diamond, so I would never seriously compare him to Taylor.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Mopa -- sure, but this guy is no Neil Diamond!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I didn't think AI allowed middle aged contestants?
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Hey, give him a chance. Afterall, look who just got their first #1 album after appearing on American Idol this season....
http://newsroom.mtv.com/2008/05/14/smooth-operator-neil-diamond-lands-fi...
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Teen Angel is a nothing role. After the roles Clay & Fantasia have played, this is really a slap in the face. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person, IMHO.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
He gives me the major creeps. Soul Patrol reminds me of Soul Glo for some reason.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 9:52am.
Submitted by ferrylee2008 on May 16, 2008 - 10:51am.
WOw ,awesome, He is cool. But I am very curious. Why did he post his profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named "millionaireloves.com". What is he looking for there?
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Your mom.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
ew..what's with the chicken grease stains all over his jacket? heheh
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
oh, PLEASE.
Taylor WISHES he looks like Clooney!
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Um...to the asshole that posts all that "Millionare date bullshit" stop! Fuck off. Go away. If you are not going to comment on the retard celebrities go away!
@lovescarrottop.
LMFAO!
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Submitted by ferrylee2008 on May 16, 2008 - 10:51am.
WOw ,awesome, He is cool. But I am very curious. Why did he post his profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named "millionaireloves.com". What is he looking for there?
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Your mom.
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NO! I don't want to see or hear that Soul Patrol shit again. He already got his record deal, he was an asshole, rude to the "help", now it's time to get the fuck out.
oh, PS, He does NOT look anything like George Clooney.
Yawn...
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-Ali Lohan
Ok, I'm down with bringing the sexy back, but has the open shirt hairy chest thing ever been sexy on anyone besides Burt Reynolds?
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WTF is so great about looking like Looney?
I think he's a fug disposable douche.
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