Friday, May 16th 2008

He's Still Alive?

Taylor Hicks has been sent to the land of fallen American Idols.....BROADWAY! Taylor Hicks will play Teen Angel in Grease beginning June 6th. Taylor will stay with the show until September.

Taylor told Playbill, "I am incredibly excited to be a part of one of my favorite musicals. The Soul Patrol's gonna invade Broadway!" The Soul Patrol? Not this shit again. I thought the world was finally rid of that mess. Aren't Claymates enough? What do we call David Archuleta fans? The Pedo Crew?

I can't believe dumb bitches think Taylor looks like George Clooney. He might look like Clooney after a few hits of heroin and if you squint your eyes, turn your head upside down and tell yourself over and over again "it's George Clooney, it's George Clooney." Naw. He still won't look like Clooney. Bea Arthur maybe, but not Georgie.

Posted by: Michael K


James Haven's picture

Tiffany Amber-Theissen!

What the hell is on his suit? Nasty!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

D.R.'s picture

That guy looks like the weird neighbor on a sitcom. He's always showing up for no reason, and you wish somebody would punch him...

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letinstar's picture

who is this? and why is his suit sweating grease?
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Nancyboy's picture

He shouldn't fry bacon in his dinner jacket.

I cannot stand this guy. Not sure how he won AI. His career quickly slid into obscurity.

Rod's picture

Spammers=annoying bitches!

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

MOPA: Thank You Slut!

I am out of the loop these days.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 11:28am.

Rick Rubin has produced the last two Neil albums.

"In 2007, Rubin won the Grammy Award for Producer of the Year, Non-Classical for his work with The Dixie Chicks, Justin Timberlake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, U2, and Johnny Cash released in 2006"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Rubin

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 16, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Ahhhhh C-Word:

Time is a whore and she will cuttabeesh, no? *sigh*
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Ain't that the truth Dawnie...

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Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 11:30am.

Up on Cripple Creek.....

He was a HWAT piece.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Ahhhhh C-Word:

Time is a whore and she will cuttabeesh, no? *sigh*

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 16, 2008 - 9:28am.

I myself fell in lurve with Robbie Robertson
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OMG, he's like my one true love.
LOVE HIM!!!!!!

The Band rules!!!!!

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Re. The Monkees:

A friend sent this to me awhile ago, asking if I knew who it was (I didn't):

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2007/06/18/image001...

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Neil Diamond? The Monkees?

I liked Neil by proxy, my mother played his music almost everyday for like two years.

I myself fell in lurve with Robbie Robertson after seeing "The Last Waltz", he produced some Neil Diamond, does he still?
I don't keep up.

?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Mopa's picture

No, no, NO! Micky Dolenz was the dreamboat of the Monkees.

Jesus, next thing you know, you will be saying that Eric wasn't the cutest Bay City Roller.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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Bwahaha, I was "spring cleaning" and I found some posters from about 10-11 years ago and all of them are smeared with lipgloss...

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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

@MP & DawnieDawnDawn,

Saints preserve us, I had a crush on Peter Tork!

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@MP:

Hell yes. I lurves me some Mike Nesmith, but I'll share. I warn you though, the cover is worn a little where my little sister put on my strawberry Kissing Potion and kissed Davy Jones on the lips. Idiot.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 16, 2008 - 10:18am.
Mrs. K:

Great, now I have to get out my old Monkees records, (yes, vinyl) and stare and Mike in his HWAT green wool cap.
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Ooooooh oooooh can I join you? I haz a tiny wittle bebe crush on Mike...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

DDD, I KNOW!!!!

I always thought that MacArthur Park was a novelty release but after further research I find that Harris recorded several albums during breaks from acting.

Some call MacArthur Park "cryptic." I call it inane.

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

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Mrs. K:

Great, now I have to get out my old Monkees records, (yes, vinyl) and stare and Mike in his HWAT green wool cap.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Then I saw her fa-a-ace
Now I'm a believer
Not a tra-a-ace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love (mmmm) and I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tri-ied

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 11:10am.
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Would you really call that singing? I think Richard Harris more 'spoke' it. Still, cool song. But who the hell leaves a cake out in the rain? That's wasteful.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 16, 2008 - 11:09am.

Now that song makes me cry every time. I think because it's such a nice tribute to his father and it makes me cry ever since my father died.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@PSL!!!

OMG! I adore the Neil! I love him love him love him!!!

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Mopa's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 11:09am.

I remember. Holy Christ, the amount of alcohol consumed by those three at one sitting probably could have killed all the top 12 of all the American Idol's so far.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 11:09am.
Be careful, we Neil lovers will CUT YOU! LOL!

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Noooooooooo! *runs away*

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 9:02am.
LOL! That's MacArthur Park. Donna Summer actually re-made that. The original is sung by a man and is from the late 60's.
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I remember that! It was written by Jimmy Webb, sung by the actor Richard Harris. Harris was a friend/drinking buddy of Peter O'Toole and Richard Burton. In fact they were notorious for their hell raising.

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I love Neil Diamond and Dan Fogelberg- I have been obsessed with "Leader Of The Band" for the past month.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 8:52am.

I'm just not too keen on the Neil.
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Aw, I didn't meant to be bitchy, doll ♥
OK, I did.♥
Not really.

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No harm, no foul, lovey. I read your PMS comment in another post, and I know exactly how you feel since I've got the same thing going on right now. My nippies are super-sensitive!

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

When was this guy an American Idol? Isn't there an age limit?

(I didn't start watching AI til this year when MK got me hooked through his reports on Kristy Lee Cook.)

Mopa's picture

Be careful, we Neil lovers will CUT YOU! LOL!

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

Same with "sheeps."

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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 8:52am.

I'm just not too keen on the Neil.
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Aw, I didn't meant to be bitchy, doll ♥
OK, I did.♥
Not really.

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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!

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Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 11:01am.

No, it's a weird word, and not one you see often. And it does not change the fact that Dan Fogelberg's "Longer" is the shittiest song in the world lol.

Scandalous Housewife's picture

Don't you even be talkin' that way 'bout a Gray Fox of a man!!!

http://www.Scandaloushousewife.net

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Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 10:59am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:50am.

LOL! That's MacArthur Park. Donna Summer actually re-made that. The original is sung by a man and is from the late 60's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacArthur_Park_(song)

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Yes! I couldn't remember the actual title. Thank you.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Mopa's picture

Submitted by ricki lake on May 16, 2008 - 10:53am

Well, I'm as stupid as the 70's, I guess.

I actually never even thought about it until I saw that person make fun of Dan Fogelberg the other day.

I still say horseys when I see a bunch of them. (not kidding)

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:50am.

LOL! That's MacArthur Park. Donna Summer actually re-made that. The original is sung by a man and is from the late 60's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacArthur_Park_(song)

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

sbrainb's picture

I'd still hit it.

Mopa's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 16, 2008 - 10:44am.

Say it proud!

It's killing me to not see Neil's concert tour this time. I saw him twice a few years ago. I saw him with my hubby and daughter's in Philly and towards the end of his tour he came here locally to the arena 10 minutes away. I as SO happy, but wasn't sure we should spend money again to see him on the same tour. He was coming locally around my birthday, so my husband surprised me and got me two tickets. He got them through a broker and paid alot, but I was in the 8th row. I didn't even bring my hubby with me, I brought a girlfriend of mine.

Since I just spent over $200 to get tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert in August for my daughters, I just can't spend it on Neil this time around.

(Maybe)

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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Submitted by Mopa on May 16, 2008 - 10:41am.

"Fishes" is a word. Multiple fish are fish. Multiple species of fish are 'fishes.'

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 16, 2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 8:30am.

I know how you feel about Neil. I was never a big fan. and that "I Am I Said" song--"No one heard me/Not even the chair..." That's because chairs don't have ears, dumbass!
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It's called "artistic license," and as far as I am concerned, Neil can take that ball and run with it!

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I know, Mrs. K. I'm just not too keen on the Neil.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:30am.

Oh now c'mon! Songs from the 70's were notoriously ridiculous, even when they are supposed to be serious songs. Let's not just blame Neil. I saw someone talk about that song of Dan Fogelberg's that David Archuletta sang on AI last week, "Longer". They made fun of the fact that Dan's lyric mentioned 'fishes' in it. You know, because the plural of fish is fish, not fishes. Then yesterday, when I was driving in my car the song "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night came on and I realized that they say 'joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea' in that song.

I don't know how old either of you are, but we children of the 70's (actually, I was born in 1963) understand the songs of back then.

Wait, did I just insult myself?

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I actually like "Longer" and "Joy to the World." I was born at the end cusp of the 70's, but I listen to all types of music from all eras. And if we're talking about silly songs from the 70's, how about that "Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain" song? lol.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 8:30am.

I know how you feel about Neil. I was never a big fan. and that "I Am I Said" song--"No one heard me/Not even the chair..." That's because chairs don't have ears, dumbass!
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It's called "artistic license," and as far as I am concerned, Neil can take that ball and run with it!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 16, 2008 - 8:44am.

Me, too, and I am not ashamed!

She got the way to move me, cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 16, 2008 - 11:44am.
*sneaks in*

I LOVE NEIL DIAMOND!!!
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Me too!!

Mopa - I did nominate him for HSOTD!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

*sneaks in*

I LOVE NEIL DIAMOND!!!

*runs out*

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Mopa's picture

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 16, 2008 - 10:30am.

Oh now c'mon! Songs from the 70's were notoriously ridiculous, even when they are supposed to be serious songs. Let's not just blame Neil. I saw someone talk about that song of Dan Fogelberg's that David Archuletta sang on AI last week, "Longer". They made fun of the fact that Dan's lyric mentioned 'fishes' in it. You know, because the plural of fish is fish, not fishes. Then yesterday, when I was driving in my car the song "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night came on and I realized that they say 'joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea' in that song.

I don't know how old either of you are, but we children of the 70's (actually, I was born in 1963) understand the songs of back then.

Wait, did I just insult myself?

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 10:27am.

Sorry, I'm out of it today. Well, more than usual. I don't know much about Taylor. I did like him during his season on AI, just because he was different.

I actually went to see the AI tour that year and had seen it the year before when Carrie Underwood won. Funny thing is is that they put the tickets on sale just before the finale, when people are into the show, but if the show is in your area late in the tour, you don't even care once it gets to you.

Two years ago, the tour didn't stop here until September. Believe me, if I didn't live a mere 10 minutes from the arena, I wouldn't have even bothered. We couldn't have cared less once it was time for the show.

My daughters talked me into getting tickets to the friggin Jonas Brothers (I don't even know what they sing), but the concert isn't until August 30th. We spent $ 225 for these tickets and, I swear to God, they aren't even that into them anymore. The fickleness of teens is expensive.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.