Christie Prody Has 2 Broken Legs
OJ Simpson's girlfriend, Christie Prody, was involved in a serious car accident in Miami on Saturday. She's currently being treated for 2 broken legs and other injuries.
The cops say Christie was driving down the highway when she had to pull over due to two flat tires. Christie got out of her car and tried to cross the highway. Brilliant move. She almost made it to the other end, but she didn't. She was hit by an oncoming car. Her head and arms went through that car's windshield and she landed inside the vehicle with her legs sticking out.
Police found an empty bottle of vodka in her car. They also found her pet dog. The pooch was taken to a shelter to be cared for.
In February, Christie was hospitalized with a severe head injury after she claimed "she fell" at a Miami gas station.
I hope her chola eyebrows are ok. That's her best feature. Seriously, being OJ's girlfriend is not good for your health. OJ is bad fucking luck.
Gotta add my two cents in here with the "your Mama" jokes. My favorite one, and got it off a kids show my youngest was watching......
'Your Mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money".
Who does that sound like here? Miss 'OJ'S Girlfriend'? Beyond dumb. Like was said, death-wish dumb!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
You know you're a clueless drunk bint lush when:
(a) You "date" OJ,
(b) suffer "a severe head injury" in a gas station, (c) headbutt a moving vehicle on a freeway,
(d) end up on your doorstep with your head almost cut off by a knife wielding maniac .... oh the last one hasn't happened yet.
She has a very fury face.....
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I'm guessing "I got in a serious car accident" is slut for "OJ beat the living shit out of me last night and threw me down five flights of stairs. Next, he'll murder me."
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Dumbass, waste your good years being with that stupid murdering let off the hook bastard. It's a wonder she has any brain matter left at all.
Jesus! When did Charlie Sheen get a sex change?
In my best Austin Powers
"She looks like a man, baby"
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Who cares? At least she was smart enough to leave the dog in the car. That's where her intelligence ends.
Five bucks says OJ won't bother to visit her in the hospital, because she's damaged goods now.
i wonder what his kids have to say about all this. they must be in like serious major denial.
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BWAH!!!! Reading that was absolutely hilarious!!! It's called karma! Why would you date someone who killed his own wife or ex-wife, the mother of his children? IT'S KARMA! Idiot whore! And yeah OJ did it!
Karma police: love your av.
Obviously, she has a death wish. She's with OJ, isn't she?
She would have to numb herself with alcohol in order to go out with the murderer, O.J. Simpson.
For a second I thought that was Charlie Sheen...
Well, at least the dog's okay. That is all.
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Submitted by liannef on May 16, 2008 - 7:43am.
WTF?? She tried to cross the damn highway??
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Read down a little further dear. She had been drinking. Plus the brain damage she already has from her previous head injury.
WTF?? She tried to cross the damn highway??
Anyone with eyebrows like that deserves a slow, horrible, painful death in my opinion. I can't stand this filthy whore.
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Are we sure it wasn't OJ who ran her ass over?
Who in their right fucking mind would date a known murderer?
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"OJ Simpson's girlfriend"
Well that's pretty much all we need to know about her, isn't it.
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Submitted by mckeb753 on May 16, 2008 - 11:28am.
this reminds me of a yo mama joke from like middle school...
yo mama's got two broken legs, talkin about "i ain't gonna stand for this shit no more!"
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LOL!
My fave is: "Your mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry."
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this reminds me of a yo mama joke from like middle school...
yo mama's got two broken legs, talkin about "i ain't gonna stand for this shit no more!"
Submitted by CeeCee on May 16, 2008 - 11:06am.
I hate this bitch and she deserves whatever she gets. First she let her cat starve to death when she left it in her apartment and went out of town for two weeks. Now she's driving around with vodka and her poor dog in the car. Dumb whore.
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I couldn't agree with you more. Anyone who leaves an animal to starve to death deserves a slow, horrible, painful death in my opinion. I can't stand this filthy whore.
BTW, the local papers here in South Florida are reporting that the drunk bitch hit a curb or median getting onto the highway, which accounts for the 2 flat tires.
OJ pushed her in front of the car.
O.J. is BAD LUCK!!! Everyone that goes near him gets cursed; Nicole, Ron Goldman, Robert Kardashian, Johnny Cochran...all dead! Robert Shapiro's son committed suicide, F.Lee Bailey was disbarred and now this chick....bad karma...
Date a killer, oh, wow, look what happens.
jebus.
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Submitted by CeeCee on May 16, 2008 - 10:06am.
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So her poor pets get the paris hilton treatment, huh?
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empty vodka bottle? i smell a setup.
I hate this bitch and she deserves whatever she gets. First she let her cat starve to death when she left it in her apartment and went out of town for two weeks. Now she's driving around with vodka and her poor dog in the car. Dumb whore.
What kind of motherfucking issues does somebody have to have to cahoot with a suspected murderer when you look like his victim?
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
How did she get TWO flat tires? Sounds kinda fishy to me.
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Seems to be that Miss 'Accident Prone' Prody is slowly but surely trying to off herself.
When she really wants to be removed from her misery, she needn't look any further than her current beau.
OJ has experience weaving through traffic at high speeds.
And she should look into hiring a driver, but we all know how shady those are when he is involved.
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Morning Sheeps! You are right. Anyone who dates OJ obviously has a death wish...there is no other explanation.
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yikes! it certainly could have been worse though, she could have died so she should consider herself lucky. but on the real, i thought OJ was behind this too. godspeed with your recovery, christie.
She is very gorgeous,I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"",what's she looking for there?
Diagnosis: longstanding death wish.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
It's true--drink apple juice, because O.J. will kill you.
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Was she trying to kill herself???
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 16, 2008 - 9:46am.
Oh I thought the article was going to say OJ did it. You know you thought it too!!
I did! LMAO
I still think O.J. pushed her into the highway through PSYCHOkinesis.
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She looks like she has been rode hard and left out to dry. Ya know, Nicole Brown Simpson had that same rough look. Like she sucked a LOT of dicks. and swallowed.
Her head and arms went through that car's windshield and she landed inside the vehicle with her legs sticking out.
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And she got 2 Broken Legs?
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Maybe this is the karmic slap in the face Christine needs to realize she is with the wrong guy.
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Oh I thought the article was going to say OJ did it. You know you thought it too!!
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"The cops say Christie was driving down the highway when she had to pull over due to two flat tires."
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Looks like OJ's been playing with knives again.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." — Star Jones
Yeah. Try to cross the highway while drunk. Like she couldn't call AAA from her cell?
Does she have a cell?
Jeebus. OJ IS bad luck
I prefer cranberry juice
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For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Not smart.....nice going Christine.
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Hey CarlK223 - someone already said this to you, but it bears repeating. FUCK YOU!
Oh, and those eyebrows are super scary. I feel like they might jump out of my screen and attack at any moment! AAAH! *runs away*
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