Friday, May 16th 2008
The New Brit And KFed
Mimi and her boy toy are fucking everywhere! Everywhere! She's walking around with a dopey smile on her face. I've seen that dopey smile before. It looks like the final stage of Dickmatization. She's a goner. She's probably signing over her fortune with his jizz right now.
Mimi and Nick attended the Operation Smile benefit last night and Mimi was asked about marriage, “It's fantastic. It’s a stone smash!” A stone smash?! Too much information!
Nick added, “It’s a beautiful situation … carrying on and on each day.” A very beautiful situation. Nick was seen driving around in a new $100,000 Maserati. Yup, Dickmatization is serious business.
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I get the feeling this marriage was intended to piss off her ex-secret boyfriend. Kinda sad to think about it all, what a cow.
You bitches should know, she asked James Haven first!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Sorry Boo-Boo but the difference between Mariah/Nick and Britney/Kevin is huge. 1 thing Nick doesn't have baggage 2. Nick has a job. 3. Nick is rich too. 4. Nick bought Mariah a 2.5 million dollar ring, while Britney had to buy her own and she proposed to Kevin.
Now do I believe that Mariah is dickmatized? Yeah but I also believe he is pussy whipped. Seems like a match made in heaven to me.
Yeah, I'm sick of them!
NEXT!
I've seen that dopey smile before. It looks like the final stage of Dickmatization.
LMAO!!!! So true! I was thinking when looking at that pic of her smiling, homegirl is whipped. Stupid move, Mariah. Stupid move. He looks just like one of my sneaky exboyfriends and is equally as (or probably more) sneaky. These few months of fun won't be worth it when you're handing over half your money to this little boy after the divorce in 3 months. Yes, karma is a b. She did do the same exact thing to Tommy Mottola. Wouldn't you think people this rich (tommy mottola, mariah, anna nicole smith's old ass ex husband) would have more common sense? Wait, money doesn't buy that.
P.S. Nick must be working hard for the money. He looks exhausted.
please tell me im not the only one that thinks nick cannon is uglier than sin, not to mention shallow when it comes to women. he likes his women light skinned and modelicious.
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justice, Nick may have cash, but he doesn't have Mariah money. She is filthy rich.
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“I used to shit on myself until I was 12 years old. I didn’t stop until I got a job.”
- Shia LaBeouf
Wait a tick... Nick Cannon stole my damn dream woman! However, the boy has his own cash. This motor is 1/5 of the price of his car(Rolls Phantom) BEFORE Mimi...
Can't believe I am defending this dream crusher, but facts are facts.
--thanks awfully--
Mimi's a newlywed, in 2nd pic her mouth is saying yes but her ass is saying not again!
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he's a total user-loser. i cannot believe she rushed into this without a prenup. stoopid brawd is going to pay when this scamp drops her like a hot spud and demands half of her mega millions. i just don't get it.
I guess this shit IS real after all. Boy I can't wait for the messy breakup!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Sha La La (Make Me Happy)
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The only difficulty in growing dahlias is deciding which new one to try!
They look so happy, Mariah is my favourit singer, best wishes for her , so surprise to find her profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.com", but what's she looking for there? Seems that so many celebs have personal account there.
I can't believe no one is commenting on this dudes serious onion head! He needs to wear hats ALWAYS!!
Submitted by Sheeps on May 16, 2008 - 10:36am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 7:33am.
IMDb says Yes. (I had no idea, but that was a nice movie.)
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Ahh, it was. I don't particularly like Nicolas Cage any more than I like mushy peas but that song was sweet.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 16, 2008 - 9:32am.
But, I have to say, that if Mariah Carey asked any one of us to marry her, man OR woman, we would probably all say yes. Even if she is batshit crazy.
Just think of the few months of fun you could have!!!
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Maybe. But only if she didn't make me say "Hello" to her "Kitty" if you know what I mean...
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 16, 2008 - 7:33am.
IMDb says Yes. (I had no idea, but that was a nice movie.)
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
"Stone smash" is probably something Mimi says all the time around her friends. It probably means something good (not necessarily sex).
That said, when's the divorce? I'm not believing this "marriage" at all, what with all the fake-ass "in love" pictures.
These 2 are such a joke!
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 16, 2008 - 10:32am.
"La La Means I Love You" was a stone smash in about 1968.
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Is that the one Nicolas Cage sang in Family Man?
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
"La La Means I Love You" was a stone smash in about 1968.
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How is saying "up in here" any clearer or better than "here"?
Nick fell into a gold mine. I don't care if he makes his own money, he doesn't have nearly as much as she has.
And he is getting a lot of notoriety from this marriage, too.
Of course it's all unicorns and kitties right now. Just give it a few months. LMAO
But, I have to say, that if Mariah Carey asked any one of us to marry her, man OR woman, we would probably all say yes. Even if she is batshit crazy.
Just think of the few months of fun you could have!!!
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"He's on a mission to destroy me."
--Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan
He looks young and inexperienced. More like a boy toy. I give this a year, if that.
Now, I've never been married, but it seems to me that to refer to your marriage as a "situation" means you're not thinking permanence.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
She mildly irritates me. That's about it.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
This hookup is so puzzling, so strange. Just who would have thought?!
He was so adorable in Drum Line. Now, he just looks like he's going through the motions. Mariah is too flustered to notice.
And I had started thinking she was some kind of Asexual being!
Madame Dufarge, she lost it when she got dumped by the Mexican singer Luis Miguel.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on May 16, 2008 - 9:15am.
People act like Nick is a scrub. My goodness. The man makes 20 million a year. how is he k-fed?
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Since when does money buy class? The man is a serial cheater.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
"It’s a stone smash!”
What does that mean? I am so dumb!
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You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 16, 2008 - 9:08am.
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Aww, I'm finally a sig!
*wipes tears*
*breaks into Travis Birkenstock's tardy speech since I don't have anything else prepared*
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.
Ohh maybe because he's annoying and can't rap hahaha. Someone find Nick Cannon's rap videos
People act like Nick is a scrub. My goodness. The man makes 20 million a year. how is he k-fed?
well karma is a bitch, ain't it, mariah.
you used tommy matola to get where you wanted to be in your career .. now it comes back to bite ya in the ass.
and no one deserves it more ..
hes a gold digger alright... good for him i say. she was dumb enough to marry his ass.
nick - get the money honey while its coming, because in 6 months she will have divorced your ass!
Someone mentioned breakdown... didn't she have on a few years back and she stayed at her mother's for a long time? The Enquirer even got some (grainy ass) pictures of her there and she was all holed up. Ha.
Not sure if it was after some breakup. Anyone think this marriage is a sham i.e. he is her beard? Eh.
"They don't really bother me and that really bothers me. " -ISprainedMyUvula
I'm still in shock over this schlock.
Walking around with a dopey smile on her face? Only when she's not bitching out the people who work under her...which she does A LOT, by the way.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Mariah is a ticking timebomb, and her second breakdown could hit any time a few months from now once she realises what she's done
stand clear!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 16, 2008 - 8:04am.
Oh that's brilliant. That needs to be a siggy.
May I?
uvula,
same here, and although I'm not a mariah fan anymore, I gotta say, that i can see where the comparison comes from, but at least Mariah can sing...unlike the Shitters
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The greatest woman in history is Ms.Pacman.
For 25 cents the bitch swallows balls until she dies. Now that's a bad bitch!
Bet the bloom goes off the rose a bit when she lets herself go in a few months.
You know, it's great to see Mariah happy, because she has not had the best luck with men. However, this whole situation is very strange, and quite frankly, I don't even think this guy is all that attractive to begin with, so I don't know what she's thinking. I wish you the best though, Mariah!
"Carrying on and on each day? "..The fuck does that mean?
I love how people ask newlyweds "How's marriage" a week after they got hitched. Of course they're going to say the same thing. Ask them a few years down the road and you'll get the real answer.
At least she didn't say 'We're over the moon". That stock phrase needs to be taken out back and shot.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: she looks happy, he looks stunned.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." — Star Jones
They don't really bother me and that really bothers me.
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She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone.