A Brit Brit And Adnan Sex Tape?!
Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. The visuals alone are making me queezy. The National Enquirer (via Splash) is reporting that Adnan Ghalib is shopping an alleged sex tape he made with Britney Spears in Rosarito, Mexico. SUCIO! I don't know if I can handle hearing Brit scream, "Ay Papi" while getting it from Adnan. Too much.
A source said, "Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'" There's those visuals again!
The insider claims this will be the highest-selling sex tape of all time. Can we please not call it a sex tape! The words Adnan, Britney and sex do not belong in the same sentence together.
I am curious to see all the different things you can do with Cheetos in the bedroom. You know Adnan's dick is about as cheesy as a Cheeto. Watching his Cheeto go into Brit's chocha is probably like watching a Cheeto being dipped into a cheese fondue pot. WHY?!
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I'm just going to get the security tapes from Betsey Johnson.
Her nipples are actually pointing in the same direction, did she just get them adjusted?
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ee banged me sound until me pink wig an' boots both shot off at once an' then ee lef' me cold an' shiveren in a puddle of cheeto vomit an' his nasty cheesy shower. 'at blimey bastard. kill 'im I soy!
Submitted by carlk223 on May 16, 2008 - 8:41am.
Leave Britney alone.
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I was hoping to never hear of this douche again
As punishment Chrissy Crocker should be forced to watch this video a la "A Clockwork Orange" again and again and again.
Submitted by madam s. on May 16, 2008 - 8:34am.
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*sigh*
Yeah, I realize that maybe I should have phrased that sentence a little better...lol.
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I'd rather watch two monkeys going at it at the Zoo.
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Come on, they're not that bad. I bet he has a nice big dick. Besides, people will just buy it for curiosity's sake.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on May 16, 2008 - 8:35am.
I beg to differ, MK. Rather than "Ay Papi," I'm sure she's screaming, "Blimey Guvnuh! Bloody well done!"
LOL! Jolly good!
Poison centers everywhere can use this video to induce vomiting.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This reminds me of the time i was at my friends brothers house and we found a porn featuring very large women and in the video the guy kept telling the chicks he loved to "plug" thier "big fat holes".
He was like bouncing on them and the women were so big i dont if they knew they were "getting so good" like the dude kept telling them they were.
So that being said i bet ill end up watching Brt-nay-nay's nekkid tape too. Sick! I know!
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I bet anything that she is hotter than rojo caliente in bed. I can't wait to see her on all fours.
I beg to differ, MK. Rather than "Ay Papi," I'm sure she's screaming, "Blimey Guvnuh! Bloody well done!"
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"Watching his Cheeto go into Brit's chocha is probably like watching a Cheeto being dipped into a cheese fondue pot."
AAAND there goes my cereal all over the desk...thankyou. I'm surprised there was never a sex tape from her and Kevin, considering that they had taped that whole "chaos" show themselves.
Really? Wow. What a shocker. I'm sure his cell phone was filming from the moment he got into her car that first night. Expect a new installment each week. I almost feel sorry for her that she was so stupid as to allow herself to be taken advantage of by this...this...GAHHHH!!! I can't even come up with a skanky enough name for what he is.
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I’ll just add that to my list of “Things I Do Not Want to See in My Lifetime”.
(Tori Spelling’s crotch shot was on the list too, but I had to cross that one off - thanks MK!)
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Your Mom,
There is probably at least one golden shower involved in this.
Holy God...
BTW, whatever happened to Adnan?
Oh sweet baby Jesus... BARF.
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If there isn't at least one shower involved in this, then I don't wanna know anything about it.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by mike on May 16, 2008 - 8:29am.
I'd rather see a video of her attempts at parenting.
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I have a feeling Britney was preggers with Adnan's baby, thus the trip down to Costa Rica.
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Britney sure can pick em'. I will never ever watch this video. And you can't make me!
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I wonder if she leaves those hideous boots on.
Whatever happened to the innocent Britney, the virgin who appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine sucking on a lollipop?
I'd rather see a video of her attempts at parenting.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
as much as i complained when she was crazy... i kind of miss insane brit... it was a little spice in my life ya know?
i still wont be watching that damn sex tape though!
I'm surprised it took this long for one to surface. I assumed he made sure everything was on tape. Uggh. That picture is disgusting.
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filthiest sex tape ever and by filthy i mean that in the literal sense. gaw
off to vomit
Adnan disgusts me, he's such a fucking ass. I just wanna stab him in the chin and create a new orifice right in the middle of his landing strip then ram a glass... I digress.
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
If this is true, I hope she used the English accent.
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But then again, what do I know?
I love that they say she was undressing and that she was "wearing some cheap clothes". I mean, we already knew that, right?
I hate to admit it, but I miss these two together and all the entertainment it brought us. She's boring now.
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