I Love A Good Lesbian Wedding
I was hoping for a Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente wedding, but I'll take this. TMZ reports that Ellen Degeneres told her studio audience today that she will get married to Portia de Rossi now that the California Supreme Court overturned the ban on gay marriage. Portia was in the audience during the announcement and everyone went wild for the two hot lesbians.
Ellen told the Advocate today:
I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.
P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel.
Crate & Barrel?! Everyone knows lesbians only register at Home Depot.
Congrats to Ellen and Portia! Cynthia and Rojo better be next or I just don't know!
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Good for them!
mike, ehre's your avie? there's nothing.....sorry, I am drunk, if my typing is fucked up
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Dead Actress are we flying to Paris for truffles
or have my very bad bat manners left me to
tuck my wings and drink my vodka in Prague?
We'll be back by 5 AM. Just a little jet lag.
thats great, ellen better get a prenup just in case
I have always loved Ellen!
Her eyes look Paul Newman blue in that picture.
Submitted by vanyvrgs
They said if everyone can get married, these purported "wordly" motherfuckers better not turn around now and say that by everyone they meant California.
Dead Actres lets be off to hunt
truffles and drink vodka in Paris. Paris
worldy muthers don't mean California do they?
I think the night calls. Vany, I hear that.
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Finally! I am so glad that they lifted the ban! It's about damn time!
Lagrimitas, you are probably correct. They have been plenty overexposed with the pregnancy, the kids and the panda movie, I do not think my heart could take them talking about wedding preparations. ____________________________________________
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Let's hope Ellen has a lavish affair. Others may follow suit or enjoy a quiet affair. Either way - I'm happy for those who decide to legalize their vows. For those who choose not to - their love will provide that bond.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 15, 2008 - 11:05pm.
They said if everyone can get married, these purported "wordly" motherfuckers better not turn around now and say that by everyone they meant California.
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I really don't think they want to get married anyway, it was just an excuse. I wonder if everyone could get married everywhere what their excuse would be then.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Submitted by LagrimitasDulces on May 15, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Does this mean what I think it means? Are Brad and Angie going to be able to get married now??? Oh be still my heart
They said if everyone can get married, these purported "wordly" motherfuckers better not turn around now and say that by everyone they meant California.
...and I do not like Ellen since doggiegate, but good for her! ____________________________________________
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Dead Actress,
the well dressed vodka helped
the pumpkin head hair register. for shame.
She and the carpet clash. manners.manners.
Ellen, puppy lover that she is, would never.
~~~ Bats silly grinning.Ever seen a bat smile?~
Mazeltov Ellen and Portia! Can't wait to see the wedding photos in People.
I'm so proud of my state. Now if only we can keep the holier-than-thou haters from trying to pass some bogus "HET MARRIAGE ONLY!!!" legislation, and everything will be fine. The law has been in effect for almost a day and so far my marriage hasn't been "eroded" by the "threat" of gay marriage. My family is still intact -- what a miracle!
Does this mean what I think it means? Are Brad and Angie going to be able to get married now??? Oh be still my heart.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
I am guessing Cody Bass is having a shit fit over this.......
I am impressed with the mostly postive dlisted sluts comments.....James Haven and I will be registered at Bloomingdale and Nordstroms....Dykes are so PRACTICAL.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by veryoldbat on May 15, 2008 - 11:43pm.
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Ha! Ha! I love well dressed vodka. Every once in a while I go low rent. *downing one straight from the bottle, wiping mouth with back of hand* j/k
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I love Ellen, she's so sweet!
Portia, you better not screw her over!! You look great btw!
I'm definitely proud to be a Californian today. Equal rights for all!
Dead Actress!!!! No Truffles now this?
What! Absynthe no longer mysterious!
Spank my ass and call me a squirel.
Just well dressed vodka?
Crying little crockodile bat tears
nudging tumbler in your direction.
Think of the economic boom that will occur from an Ellen wedding. Conserv's and Lib's should shut their mouths on principle alone. Viva la dike cake!!
Sucks to be Anne Heche. Bad timing to announce she's bankrupt. Now Ellen and Portia getting married.
Submitted by veryoldbat on May 15, 2008 - 11:32pm.
I've had absinthe. Nothing mysterious about it other than a sky-high alcohol content.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 11:30pm.
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Hello, Mike! I remember something about that as well.
All I can say is - Prenup & Good Luck!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Kind of surprised because I thought things weren't going well for them, but YAY anyway! Also, Portia is the hotness.
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Submitted by A on May 15, 2008 - 11:28pm.
I recall back during the whole "give back the dog" episode, some were saying that the real reason Ellen was so distraught is that things were going poorly in her relationship with Portia.
Really? Hadn't heard that one but I break up and make up with my SO on an often weekly or daily basis. Women can be the nicest people to each other or the meanest, most vicious, evil vile people to each other even if they truly love each other. Horomones are often to blame though. lol
Mike~
a little absinthe with that cell number?
Warming the little green monster.
No encouragement on my part as the international
bat phone edges closer.
Bats in Space
I'm not crazy about Ellen, but I'm so glad we're going to have some high profile marriages before someone changes this wonderful decision.
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Submitted by A on May 15, 2008 - 11:28pm.
I recall back during the whole "give back the dog" episode, some were saying that the real reason Ellen was so distraught is that things were going poorly in her relationship with Portia.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Congrats!
Submitted by mike on May 15, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Congrats, but weren't they breaking up not so long ago?
Mike, are you sure you're not confusing Ellen with Jodie Foster?
I thought Ellen and Portia were still solid?
Crank calls to Anne Heche! hahahahaha
Hooray!!! I love Ellen and I hope she has finally found the love she deserves. She and Portia seem very much together in all senses and I hope it outs that idiot Anne Heach in the d list forever. Oh no, that would mean here! Let's put her in my area, the z list!
Chris 1984-
Oh for gawds sake..fuck off.
Congrats, but weren't they breaking up not so long ago?
Regardless, if I were Portia Rossi, I'd be making all sorts of crank calls to Anne Heche this evening.
"When I was a teenager, I raped Minnie Pearl's dead body." Dolly Parton, on the Howard Stern Show, 05/14/08
Move your hands up a little further, Ellen. Do it!
They are cute. Will they last? Who cares. Heteros split faster than you an blink an eye too.
They both seem happy and like good people.
That's what counts in the end. Doesn't it?
Good for them!! I hope this is the beginning of the end of this silliness....love is love, marriage is a good thing!...all us hets are fucking it up with divorce anyway. xoxoxoxoxxo Ellen
I think everyone better start learning to get along and learn to live with each other or there will be no more world to live in. Make friends online and all around the world . Maybe you can try "intimatemingle.com" which is a niche interracial dating service.
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