I Love A Good Lesbian Wedding
I was hoping for a Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente wedding, but I'll take this. TMZ reports that Ellen Degeneres told her studio audience today that she will get married to Portia de Rossi now that the California Supreme Court overturned the ban on gay marriage. Portia was in the audience during the announcement and everyone went wild for the two hot lesbians.
Ellen told the Advocate today:
I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.
P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel.
Crate & Barrel?! Everyone knows lesbians only register at Home Depot.
Congrats to Ellen and Portia! Cynthia and Rojo better be next or I just don't know!
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James Haven received a few calls from Ellen telling him about her impending nuptials. She asked James Haven to do Portia's makeup for the big day. She wants nothing done for her, as she is butch and refuses to wear any makeup, even though James Haven told her alittle blush never hurt anyone.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
congrates to them i'm happy for her and her hot bitch of a g/f
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I don't think it will last. They just don't seem right together.
Now Rojo and Cynthia, THAT'S true love.
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Well damnit. What the hell is Jodie Foster going to do now? Unless Portia and Ellen are into extra marital threesomes it's game over.
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Back to monster cave cheese whore!
Submitted by MadgeicLife on May 16, 2008 - 9:09am.
Um, no, you have to be a MA resident to get married there.
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Tell that to Rosie O'Donnell.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Don't do it, Ellen!
Miss Portia seems like a tried a true gold-digger to me!
Remember Anne, remember Anne!
Pre-nup, bitch!
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Um, no, you have to be a MA resident to get married there. And very few states have reciprocity that would recognize CA marriages.
No reciprocity is thanks to the laws banning interracial couples that are currently used to deny acknowledgment to out-of-state marriages that violate the denying state's law.
So, no, most U.S. gay couples cannot get valid marriages in their home states. Some does not equal all. And separate does not mean equal.
Submitted by Sexysingle on May 16, 2008 - 8:55am.
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Holy shit! You should be dragged out into the street and shot. Seriously.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Submitted by MadgeicLife on May 16, 2008 - 8:48am.
Hey, Paige: shhhhhhhhhhut up!
Brangelina sad it would get married only when U.S. gay couples can marry. California is one state in the entire union. Two down, 48 to go.
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Um, so technically gay couples CAN get married in the U.S. They would just have to be up for traveling if they don't live in CA or MA.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Hey, Paige: shhhhhhhhhhut up!
Brangelina sad it would get married only when U.S. gay couples can marry. California is one state in the entire union. Two down, 48 to go.
Keep pressuring your congressman/woman to recognize federal unions and THEN you can have your orgasm re: Brangelina.
Submitted by madam s. on May 16, 2008 - 8:16am.
Ellen bugs the living shit out of me and I can't stand her trite humor, but I SO have the hots for Portia. She is my biggest girl crush.
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Ahaha! I feel the exact opposite. Portia bugs the shit out of me. I hated her in Ally McBeal. But I love Ellen. I have a thing for comedians.
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Someone said they would be first. Good luck to them. A big step for tolerance and thats a good thing. I like Ellen's eyes and nursing home residents love her.
That "P.S. I'm registered at Crate and Barrel" is so tacky. Unless she's inviting me to her wedding, I'm not getting her a gift. Like I should spend my hard earned cash on an expensive gift for some rich celebrity. Pfffff!!!!!! These celebrities are on something else.
The best part? They won't have to pay for catering cuz it'll be a potluck!
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Ellen bugs the living shit out of me and I can't stand her trite humor, but I SO have the hots for Portia. She is my biggest girl crush.
congratulations to ellen and portia! i adore portia and think she is the nicest person. i hope they are super happy together!
btw... what is crate and barrel? i am not american so i have never heard of this place.
Congrats and Best Wishes to the happy couple!
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Way to go, Portia! (Are you paying attention Anne Heche?) But Ellen--get the pre-nup. Shack-up honeys tend to break up by getting married first.
All my best to the bride ....and bride. This reminds me of my step-sister's lesbian wedding. My mom sat in the front row and she kept reaching up to fluff up the dresses. Both dreses.
Love,
Mabel
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Mr. Mackey voice,
"Equal rights are good, mmmmkay?"
But marriage sucks.
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Ellen, get an IRON-CLAD Prenup, or you'll be giving Portia HALF the money you've earned.
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I'm a firm believer that marriage is a fucking joke. Just live in sin so if you break up and you're fighting over who gets the Alf alarm clock, you're not paying some smug a-hole lawyer $10,000.
If they get married that just means that in less than a month, they'll be divorced. That's what happened with a majority of the gays who got married in San Francisco. Many had been together for a million years and then they "got married" and were back in there to get a divorce a few months later. Hmm, I guess its kind of like with straight couples who are together for years, get engaged and the idea of obligatory committment gets to them and they break up before the marriage.
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Hey will that mean Brad and Angelina can get married now? They said they will marry when gay couples CAN marry right???????
Is that true? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Apparently she is straight.
Ahhh! So now we know why Jodie Foster and her lady called it quits. Someone doesn't want to get married and now there's no excuse not to!
As far as I'm concerned, gay marriage is a Win-Win for everybody.
More Income for the Gay Caterers & Party Planners, More Income for the Florists, Hairdressers, Hospitality and Travel Industry and certainly more Income for the Divorce Lawyers.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 16, 2008 - 12:35am.
Yes, it makes sense lol. That's what I was thinking. Their intentions are good, but will it last? If they have been having relationship problems recently, I don't think that getting married is going to fix anything. Who knows, it may make them stronger. Whatever the case, I love Ellen & Portia, and I like them two together. Man, Ellen's eyes are the prettiest shade of blue!
Sin is in, Sweetie♥
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Sky and Sheeps...shhhhhhh- don't give any clues....
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About what? :-X
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
super siked for an ellen wedding.
i'm drunk.
Gay Gayken will just marry himself.
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Sky and Sheeps...shhhhhhh- don't give any clues....
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 15, 2008 - 10:38pm.
Without even checking, I can tell that sounds evil.... I guess it is midnight somewhere, so going to work.
Do they both get bachelorette parties? With female strippers?
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ANN HECHE...this could have been you!BWAHAHAHAHA!
Nitty! You win, sista! LMAO!
Hey, check out 'tomorrow's subject's' page. It's after midnight here, so I got a head start. :)
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Portia De Rossi is hot as hell and they seem to adore one another. Seriously...... Portia De Rossi maybe the hottest lesbian to ever live......ever. Well, besides Chastity Bono.
In unrelated news, Anne Heche announced that she's a lesbian again, and would really like a job.
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I thought that was Owen Wilson. Damn home Lasik kit.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Well, PSL then you'd definitely want to marry me. My last name is Thebestlastname! What a coinkeedink!
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I'd pick whoever had the nicer last name, if it were me.
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Hey, Mani! *smooches ya silly*
I think they'd go with Ms. and Ms. I don't think they'd change their names, do you? Hmm..See, now you have me wondering about all these things and I just want to sleep! Arrrgh! lolol
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***Submitted by Manimal5 on May 16, 2008 - 12:07am.
Whose last name do you take in a gay marriage? They are Mrs. and Mrs. ?
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Mr. & Mrs. Top?
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Whose last name do you take in a gay marriage? They are Mrs. and Mrs. ?
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I wish Ellen & Portia the best, but I've also heard they were on the verge of splitting. The reasons I heard was the age difference -- Portia was feeling trapped. But as I told my S/O tonight, she's got some expensive habits -- those horses -- and Ellen's the one who can afford them.
P.S. -- this hetero hag would love to be registered at Home Depot. I need new kitchen cabinets!
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Submitted by veryoldbat on May 16, 2008 - 12:34am.
Well Poof them.
Oxymoron. then so am I.
nite all.
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Goodnight, veryoldbat! Thanks for the funny. *waving*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Hi PSL, ya drunkass!
OnT: Good for them if they wanna get married, as long as they're not doing it just because they can get married, if that makes sense
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Turn those clapping hands into angry balled fists.
Well Poof them.
Oxymoron. then so am I.
nite all.